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Melissa Theuriau is charming, topless

Melissa Theuriau is probably the only reporter you could pop a boner to while a montage of amputated children, brutalized women and massacred husbands played in a little box next ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini again

If you have a wife and she’s just given birth, show these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini to her for inspiration. If she breaks down and cries, don’t ... Read More »

A Gisele Bundchen bikini break

Taking a short break from the Oscar madness, here’s supermodel Gisele Bundchen vacationing in a bikini. Phew. I get tired just looking at these. Models. Don’t they ever stop working? Read More »

Lauren and Stephanie are in bikinis

Lauren Conrad and Stephanie Pratt are still in Hawaii “working” at the beach or wherever. And though Stephanie’s chest may not be as ample as Audrina’s, Lauren can’t help but ... Read More »

Fergie is in a bikini

You wish and wish upon shining stars, falling stars and whatever other kinds of stars you’re supposed to wish upon, but you never believe that one day you’ll come face ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge in a bikini again

For whatever reason, Audrina Patridge is in Hawaii. She could be filming The Hills or she could be trying to attention whore, but let’s be honest. We already know the ... Read More »

Danica Patrick is in SI too

Look! It’s Danica Patrick doing a bikini shoot in Sports Illustrated. She races cars. Vroom vroom. Wheee! Read More »

Bar Refaeli makes the cover of Sports Illustrated

We did it, Bar!  After months of hard work, we made the cover of Sports Illustrated. What’s say you and I celebrate our victory with drinks at my place. Say ... Read More »