The Blemish

'bikini' Posts

Britney Spears Showed Up at the Pool

Britney Spears took her son and her janky weave to the Ritz Carlton in the Marina Del Ray over the weekend to spend a day frolicking in the shallow end ... Read More »

George Clooney Will Sue

Paparazzi have gone too far this time. George Clooney plans on suing paparazzi who climbed over the wall of his Italian home to snap photographs of his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis ... Read More »

He Isn’t Married

Good news: Sienna Miller finally found a guy who isn’t married. Not so great news: He calls himself Slinky Wizard. Sad news: This means he’s legally retarded. Better news: Sienna ... Read More »

Paulina Rubio Is Attractive

I don’t know who Paulina Rubio is, what she does, who she’s with or why she’s famous. For all I know, she and her friends could be sailing out in ... Read More »

So Gross

Paris Hilton was in Bora Bora with Dough Reinhardt yesterday and dear lord. Do we really need 3 shots of Paris Hilton’s sickly body, each successively zooming in closer and ... Read More »

Sophie Monk Went to the Beach

I’m positive Sophie Monk is famous for something other than being a sheath for Benji Madden’s penis. If not, then that’s too bad. I’d sooner be known for kicking babies ... Read More »

Rollergirl Is in a Bikini

Last week Rollergirl hit up Barcelona with her boyfriend. They swam together, sunbathed together and relaxed together. At night, her boyfriend crawled on top of her, thrust his hips a ... Read More »

Britney Spears Looks Decent in a Bikini

Britney Spears showed up for a photo shoot in LA yesterday and, wow, she’s managed to turn her body around. No longer does her figure make me sigh with disappointment. ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari Is Filiming

MTV told Kristin Cavallari to get off her lazy ass and start filming for The Hills. As part of her contract, she will be required to be in a bikini ... Read More »

Might Want

Take note, Sharon Stone. This is how old age is done. In a bikini. With dignity. On a yacht. While some old guy’s belly fat flops down on the table ... Read More »

Kristin Kreuk Is in a Bikini

Kristin Kreuk was in Morocco early in June and it took this long for three bikini pictures to surface. Not even sure if they were worth it. First, that guy ... Read More »

Adrianne Curry Was Also in Malibu

Not one to be left out of anything, Adrianne Curry also showed up at Miami Beach in a bikini. She sits notably at the lower end of D-List so maybe ... Read More »

AnnaLynne McCord Dances Around in a Bikini

Talented, amazing, inspirational. These are not words that define AnnaLynne McCord. Cute ass, however. Yea, that’ll work. AnnaLynne hit up Malibu with her sister and another friend where they turned an ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Attempts the Bikini Thing Too

Jennifer Love Hewitt went “Me too, me too,” and wore a bikini over the weekend. Not only that, but she managed to throw in some much needed physical activity in ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr Was Also in a Bikini

Not to be outdone by Jessica Alba or Katy Perry, Miranda Kerr also showed up in a bikini over a weekend. Hers was work-related for a photo shoot in Sydney. ... Read More »

Katy Perry Was in Miami

Good news. Katy Perry was in Miami at the Katy Perry Pool Party wearing a bikini. Bad news. It was an ugly bikini. Good news again. No one cares how ... Read More »

It’s About Time

I was beginning to think Jessica Alba gave up bikinis when she popped a kid out. I’ve spent every day for the past few months cursing that dumb bitch (her ... Read More »

Marion Cotillard Was on Vacation

Marion Cotillard hit up Corsica last week and she sure does have a nice body. I guess you have to when you’re always topless because who want’s to see a ... Read More »

After Hours Club: Jennifer Connelly in a Bikini

It’s been a while since this feature made an appearance. Anyway, here’s Jennifer Connelly in a bikini in Bora Bora last week. Why can’t Lisa Rinna be like this? Deciding ... Read More »

Stacy Keibler Is Hosting

It’s fascinating how D-listers who haven’t done anything worthy of mention can still be famous. Take Stacy Keibler for example. Her biggest role was as a Nitro Girl on WCW ... Read More »