The Blemish

'bikini' Posts

Tara Reid Is Wasting Away

The Sun makes the argument that Tara Reid is now a sickly size 0. Turns out they’re right. Tara was in St. Tropez and she’s lost a bit of weight ... Read More »

Emma Watson Is in a Bikini

I find it disconcerting that the only times we’ve seen Emma Watson in a bikini is in a couple of candids. Is she trying to hide her hotness? Because I ... Read More »

Damn Babies

Naomi Watts took a dip in the pool the other day and once again, those stupid kids are in the way. Remember when Naomi Watts used to be really hot? ... Read More »

Tea Leoni Is Still on Vacation

Either these photos of Tea Leoni in a bikini are old (see here) or she’s committed the unspeakable celebrity sin of wearing the same bikini twice. Tea needs to be ... Read More »

Whitney Who?

The Hills supporting cast member, Whitney Port, was surprised to find out she was important enough to have her pictures taken. Sunning by a Miami pool, Whitney read Lauren Conrad’s ... Read More »

Lisa Rinna Is at the Beach

Lisa Rinna is old, yet, she still looks pretty good in a bikini. Save for a few shots where her stomach is pulling a Tara Reid, she’s passable. Personally, I ... Read More »

AnnaLynne McCord Celebrates Her Birthday

AnnaLynne McCord took to the beaches of Malibu over the weekend to celebrate her birthday. Fame whore style. With the paparazzi documenting her every move. From the romps on the ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Working Hard

Gosh. Can you get that baby out of the way? It’s hard to masturbate when there’s a stupid kid in the frame. I’m literally trying to push the baby out ... Read More »

Not Even Kim Kardashian Is Sure What She’s Selling

Another week, another photo shoot with Kim Kardashian in her backyard. Today she’s jumping on a trampoline, riding a scooter and playing with possibly the world’s ugliest dog. I have ... Read More »

Eva Mendes Is in a Bikini, Can’t Swim

This is what I like to see. More hot chicks in bikinis like Eva Mendes is here in Italy. Though Eva looks like a dork with that floatie. Doesn’t she ... Read More »

I’d Go Vegan… For a Day

Jayde Nicole stood on Capitol Hill the other day wearing a lettuce bikini and handed out veggie hot dogs with PETA in protest of National Hot Dog Day. I couldn’t ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Must Really Like Boats

I’m not sure whether these are old or new. Every time I see candids of Kelly Brook in a bikini she’s always on a boat. For example, here when she ... Read More »

Ali Landry Does the Bikini Thing

Ali Landry is best known for being Miss USA and the Dorito’s girl in a 1998 Superbowl ad. She will be 36 in 8 days. Ali also has a kid ... Read More »

Monica Cruz Will Make Things Right

That Katie Price post was sad. I hope this will cheer you up though. It’s Penelope Cruz’s sister, Monica Cruz, vacationing in Ibiza with what I think is a human ... Read More »

Fat or Pregnant?

Remember Laetitia Casta? The original hottest Victoria’s Secret model. Back then there was no Google. You had to type “laetitia casta naked” in a Dogpile search box and filter through ... Read More »

Katy Perry Is on Vacation Again

Katy Perry hit up Turkey this time and is it just me or does she look more awesome in a bikini now? She should just wear one all the time ... Read More »

Mean Suvari Still Around, Doing the Bikini Thing

Mena Suvari. Remember her? She looked like she was rising to the top of Hollywood after releasing American Pie and American Beauty in the same year. Then she did movies ... Read More »

Jenna Jameson Is in a Bikini, Tito Ortiz Wants a Banana

There are three things you should note about these photos of Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz. 1) Tito still looks like an ape. He even tries to mount Jenna like ... Read More »

Karina Smirnoff Was at the Palazzo

Let’s get this out of the way first. I have no idea who Karina Smirnoff is nor will I be bothered to look her up on Wikipedia. My guess is ... Read More »

Holly Madison Was at TAO Too

After Rihanna hit up TAO on the 4th, Holly Madison made an appearance on the 5th. I was told that after a hard day of celebrating its independence, America just ... Read More »