It’s been maybe a month or two since Kim Kardashian was last photographed in a bikini doing things. That was obviously unacceptable so here she is rectifying — more like ...
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What better way to let everyone know you’re still around and are in the second season of your reality show than to prance around the beach in a bikini rocking ...
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Jesus H. Christ. What the hell is this? Julianne Moore looks like she was dipped in flour. She’s so white that people have to close their eyes when they walk ...
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Looks like Hollywood finally read all those scripts I sent them which were just pages torn out of a notebook with “Put Kristen Bell in a bikini or else…” written ...
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In case you missed it, Kate Gosselin strutted out on her front lawn in a blue bikini the other day. Presumably to show Jon what he’s missing out on.
Funny story. ...
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AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes may look happy filming scenes for 90210, but underneath lies a pain and heartache few will ever know. You see, I spoke with them and ...
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Here’s Sienna Miller vacationing with the still married, but separated Balthazar Getty. I like the way Sienna relaxes. A cigarette and drink in one hand, a book in the other ...
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I find it unfair that I have to rummage through the garbage to double check if I inadvertently threw away any edible food while Denise Richards gets to run around ...
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It’s about time Hilary Duff did something interesting. The last time I remember seeing her was when she was stuffing a scorpion down her pants in that horrible movie War ...
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When it was announced that David Duchovny was entering rehab for a rumored sex addiction, news started coming out that he and Tea Leoni were headed for divorce. That didn’t ...
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Jewel, the original snaggletooth, posted a picture of herself on a yacht to Twitter last week. Apart from looking like she inherited teeth from Kirsten Dunst, she didn’t look too ...
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This is Anna Faris and her husband Chris Pratt on their honeymoon in Maui after eloping over the weekend. Apparently, Chris won her over with his Captain America speedo. People ...
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Here’s a nice followup to the Leighton Meester sex tape post. By nice, I mean not Tori Spelling in a see-through bikini. It’s Kristen Bell swimming in Hawaii with her ...
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I sat here for 30 minutes trying to come up with something clever to say, but the only thing that came to mind was: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I swear my neighbors ...
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Is it just me or is Miley Cyrus looking a little doughy? Oh and before you answer that, let me silently motion to that ankle bracelet you’re wearing.
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Even though Audrina Patridge’s boyfriend looks like a total douchebag and very well might be a total douchebag, I still have fist bump him and tell him, “Respect!” Only then ...
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That title is a little misleading. Katie Price is always on vacation. That’s actually how she makes money. By being on vacation. In a sense, that makes her a very ...
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You thought you could run. You thought you could hide. You though you had escaped. But you were wrong. It’s back. More pictures of Tori Spelling in a bikini. Now ...
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Are The Pussycat Dolls even making music anymore? I don’t think I’ve heard anything from them in a while. Granted, I don’t listen to the radio. That’s how Satan recruits ...
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I’m more excited about slamming my penis in a car door than this. Heidi Montag’s sexy face looks like she just huffed a can of gas and now parts of ...
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