Continuing with today’s The Hills theme, here’s Audrina Patridge romping around Cabo in a bikini. She’s with her new boyfriend or whatever. Luckily, she’s wearing sunglasses to cover up her ...
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These pictures of Chanelle Hayes in a bikini will hopefully make up for the Megan Fox toe thumb and Phil Spector wig-less posts yesterday. Hopefully with these, those will just ...
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Piranha 3-D stars Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss and some other actors on a downhill slide. According to IMDB:
In Lake Victoria Arizona, a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting ...
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Here’s Geri Haliwell on vacation with her boyfriend in Italy. Her stomach freaks me out. I don’t know why. It’s like a mole is coming out of her bellybutton. Don’t ...
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As you stare at these photos of Kelly Carlson shooting scenes for Nip/Tuck in a bikini, just remember that she gets paid far less than the person in the post ...
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Here are a few more shots of Eva Longoria vacationing in St. Tropez in a bikini. While a lot of them are unclear, the blurriness does enhance the stalker effect ...
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It’s that time of year again. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have hit the St. Tropez waters. Here are some shots of Eva and Tony jumping overboard into the ocean. ...
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Kristin Cavallari pretty much disappeared off my radar for a year. Now that she’s on The Hills, she’s back on it. What does that mean? Well, she can expect calls ...
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We’re doing this now? Usually this stuff is reserved for A-listers or D-listers with a nice body and big boobs. Now we have to watch Kate Gosselin romping around the ...
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Cameron Diaz has a nice nice body, but a fug face. I haven’t decided if those two traits offset each other yet. I’m going to need more time to think ...
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Twilight star Ashley Greene hit the pool the other day and… oh crap, I think she sees us. We’ve been made!
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Tori Spelling looks less like an attractive woman and more like Gollum with two tits hanging off his chest. Those things are so gross. I bet if you poked them, ...
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Avril Lavigne hit up Malibu beach yesterday. She celebrated the men and women who died in service by clutching her breasts and cartwheeling on the beach. Her cromagnun husband celebrated ...
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If for whatever reason you needed a reason to marry Salma Hayek, look no further than these pictures of her on her honeymoon in the early months of May. She’s ...
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I had something typed instead of this, but look, what more do I need to say? This is gross. I don’t need to see this. Old people like Pamela Anderson ...
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Yachts! They’re not just for dumping bodies into the ocean anymore. They’re all the rage now in Cannes. Because that’s all there is to do. Watch movies and sunbathe on ...
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Holy crap. Are those abs? Those things haven’t been heard from since 1999. They’re probably wincing in pain because they haven’t seen sunlight in 10 years.
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You may remember Louise Griffiths from just right now on this page. She’s the one in the bikini standing next to Jesse Spencer from House. Fascinating, huh?!
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Bikini girl (Katrina Darrell) reappeared one more time on Idol last night before falling back into the ether never to be heard from again. What she performed wasn’t that important ...
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Has anybody thought that Britney Spears would make the perfect dinosaur? She has those thick, muscular legs, an insatiable appetite and is slow and lumbering. If we were in the ...
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