Has anybody thought that Britney Spears would make the perfect dinosaur? She has those thick, muscular legs, an insatiable appetite and is slow and lumbering. If we were in the ...
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Gosh. Kelly Brook is so pretty it makes me want to punch a kitten due to my belief that there can only be one “cutest thing in the world.”
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I’m not sure what this outfit is. I think it’s one of those dresses that were made to cover bikinis when you’re taking a break from the beach. Which makes ...
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Hayden Panettiere is still in Cannes chilling on yachts in her bikini. This time it’s pink and this time she wore a cowboy hat to make it extra exciting. The ...
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Hayden Panettiere is in Cannes right now because that’s where all the celebrities go this time of year. You may not know this, but I admire celebrities and their willingness ...
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Whoa. What’s going on here? Tara Reid is in a bikini and I’m not completely disgusted. My hands aren’t trembling and I’m not violently throwing up. She even looks somewhat ...
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If you’re the type of person who’s really into Miley Cyrus bikini pictures, then here you go. Enjoy it while you can because I’ve traced your IP and helped you ...
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I know these are a few days old, but it’s Cindy Crawford in a bikini for god’s sake. This is like me finding out I have a slice of ham ...
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Holly Madison hosted the world’s largest bikini parade yesterday which was confirmed by the Guinness Book of World Records. She led 281 women down the Vegas strip and then went ...
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Ashley Tisdale, the much less popular Disney star, hit the pool in a bikini the other day. You can tell the excitement levels are up there with Jessica Alba and ...
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Finally, Leighton Meester hit up the beach in a bikini with Emmy Rossum and gave some very respectable ass shots. I was beginning to think I’d have to drill a ...
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Not sure if these pictures are old or new or what. I wasn’t brave enough to go perusing through each one and checking them with past photos of Pamela Anderson ...
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This latest photo of Kelly Ripa in a bikini pretty much ruined every cougar fantasy I had of her. She looks like a roided out Gollum with T-Rex arms and ...
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Kelly Ripa was in Miami over the weekend where she put on a bikini and dazzled everyone with her hot abs and freaky bellybutton. What’s her kid doing swimming with ...
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Ali Lohan was also in Hawaii doing the surfing thing for the paparazzi. This chick is 15?! She looks 25. What the hell has her fameball mother Dina Lohan been ...
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Friends are once again concerned about Lindsay’s rapidly plummeting weight. “Her protruding ribcage and collarbone was clearly visible sparking more health fears,” say The Sun.
No worries, however. Lindsay is under ...
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See? Lindsay Lohan is still relevant! People still take pictures of her when she puts her bony ass in a bikini. Please, hire her. For something, anything. She’d even be ...
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Don’t they have laws against this? Allowing Tara Reid on the beach? This sort of thing can’t be good for tourism. And why must she frighten that poor dog with ...
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Not sure if these are new, old or what, but Kelly Brook was at the beach playing around in the ocean in a swimsuit. I’m not usually a fan of ...
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With the premiere of final seasons of The Hills tonight, MTV needed to drum up some publicity. A good way to do that is to force the star of the ...
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