The Blemish

'bikini' Posts

Kristen Bell does the bikini thing

Here’s a nice followup to the Leighton Meester sex tape post. By nice, I mean not Tori Spelling in a see-through bikini. It’s Kristen Bell swimming in Hawaii with her ... Read More »

Oh, dear God

I sat here for 30 minutes trying to come up with something clever to say, but the only thing that came to mind was: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I swear my neighbors ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus is jetskiing

Is it just me or is Miley Cyrus looking a little doughy? Oh and before you answer that, let me silently motion to that ankle bracelet you’re wearing. Read More »

Audrina Patridge lives to serve

Even though Audrina Patridge’s boyfriend looks like a total douchebag and very well might be a total douchebag, I still have fist bump him and tell him, “Respect!” Only then ... Read More »

Katie Price is on vacation

That title is a little misleading. Katie Price is always on vacation. That’s actually how she makes money. By being on vacation. In a sense, that makes her a very ... Read More »

Tori Spelling is in Hawaii

You thought you could run. You thought you could hide. You though you had escaped. But you were wrong. It’s back. More pictures of Tori Spelling in a bikini. Now ... Read More »

The Pussycat Dolls are at the beach

Are The Pussycat Dolls even making music anymore? I don’t think I’ve heard anything from them in a while. Granted, I don’t listen to the radio. That’s how Satan recruits ... Read More »

Sexy fail

I’m more excited about slamming my penis in a car door than this. Heidi Montag’s sexy face looks like she just huffed a can of gas and now parts of ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge is in Mexico

Continuing with today’s The Hills theme, here’s Audrina Patridge romping around Cabo in a bikini. She’s with her new boyfriend or whatever. Luckily, she’s wearing sunglasses to cover up her ... Read More »

Chanelle Hayes will take the edge off

These pictures of Chanelle Hayes in a bikini will hopefully make up for the Megan Fox toe thumb and Phil Spector wig-less posts yesterday. Hopefully with these, those will just ... Read More »

Update: “Piranha 3-D” seems promising

Piranha 3-D stars Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss and some other actors on a downhill slide. According to IMDB: In Lake Victoria Arizona, a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting ... Read More »

Geri Halliwell does the bikini thing

Here’s Geri Haliwell on vacation with her boyfriend in Italy. Her stomach freaks me out. I don’t know why. It’s like a mole is coming out of her bellybutton. Don’t ... Read More »

Kelly Carlson is in a bikini, not Britney Spears

As you stare at these photos of Kelly Carlson shooting scenes for Nip/Tuck in a bikini, just remember that she gets paid far less than the person in the post ... Read More »

Eva Longoria is on vacation, Part 2

Here are a few more shots of Eva Longoria vacationing in St. Tropez in a bikini. While a lot of them are unclear, the blurriness does enhance the stalker effect ... Read More »

Eva Longoria is on vacation

It’s that time of year again. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have hit the St. Tropez waters. Here are some shots of Eva and Tony jumping overboard into the ocean. ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari did things in a bikini

Kristin Cavallari pretty much disappeared off my radar for a year. Now that she’s on The Hills, she’s back on it. What does that mean? Well, she can expect calls ... Read More »

Kate Gosselin does the bikini thing

We’re doing this now? Usually this stuff is reserved for A-listers or D-listers with a nice body and big boobs. Now we have to watch Kate Gosselin romping around the ... Read More »

Cameron Diaz hit the beach

Cameron Diaz has a nice nice body, but a fug face. I haven’t decided if those two traits offset each other yet. I’m going to need more time to think ... Read More »

Ashley Greene is in a bikini

Twilight star Ashley Greene hit the pool the other day and… oh crap, I think she sees us. We’ve been made! Read More »

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Tori Spelling looks less like an attractive woman and more like Gollum with two tits hanging off his chest. Those things are so gross. I bet if you poked them, ... Read More »