For those of you that like your Jessica Simpson bikini candids grainy and blurry, these pictures will be your dream come true. Jessica was in Mexico yesterday and by law, ...
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Selena Gomez had her Blackberry stolen in Puerto Rico yesterday and she’s pronounced it dead. The announcement may have been a little premature because these two photos are supposedly from ...
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Pamela Anderson hit up Malibu beach where she managed not to slip a nipple and, instead, sat sewing her kid’s clothes while her friend flipped off the camera. These photos ...
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Bridget Marquardt is filming for her new series Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches where she’s in a bikini 24/7. Whoever thought of this is a genius. They should make more of these ...
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Sometime last week, Christina Milian showed up in Hawaii wearing a bikini. Not since bigfoot has there been a more stimulating sighting.
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Here’s Katharin McPhee prancing around the ocean in Oahu for a movie she’s filming called Wedlocked. Not much has been heard from her since her American Idol days save for ...
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Remember Kristin Cavallari? Neither do I, but I was assured she used to be semi-famous at one point or another giving me enough justification to put up these pictures of ...
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Eva Herzigova hit up a beach in France the other day and, um, what the hell happened? Does she eat? Why is she stupidly staring off into the distance? Does ...
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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend spent the day at a Hawaiian beach for a photo op. The only thing interesting about this is the ocean didn’t recede like the rest ...
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Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes hit the beach the other day and looked like she was about to hump her boyfriend in the ocean. That is her boyfriend, right? Because ...
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Sometime last week Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza splashed around at a water park wearing a bikini. It was hot. Also hot? This pepperoni hot pocket. I burned my tongue. :(
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Britney took a break from her hectic schedule of dancing and lip-syncing and vagina flashing to relax by the pool in her bikini. You can tell that life has taken ...
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Melissa Theuriau is probably the only reporter you could pop a boner to while a montage of amputated children, brutalized women and massacred husbands played in a little box next ...
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If you have a wife and she’s just given birth, show these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini to her for inspiration. If she breaks down and cries, don’t ...
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Taking a short break from the Oscar madness, here’s supermodel Gisele Bundchen vacationing in a bikini. Phew. I get tired just looking at these. Models. Don’t they ever stop working?
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Lauren Conrad and Stephanie Pratt are still in Hawaii “working” at the beach or wherever. And though Stephanie’s chest may not be as ample as Audrina’s, Lauren can’t help but ...
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You wish and wish upon shining stars, falling stars and whatever other kinds of stars you’re supposed to wish upon, but you never believe that one day you’ll come face ...
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For whatever reason, Audrina Patridge is in Hawaii. She could be filming The Hills or she could be trying to attention whore, but let’s be honest. We already know the ...
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Look! It’s Danica Patrick doing a bikini shoot in Sports Illustrated. She races cars. Vroom vroom. Wheee!
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We did it, Bar! After months of hard work, we made the cover of Sports Illustrated. What’s say you and I celebrate our victory with drinks at my place. Say ...
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