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'bikini' Posts

Paz Vega Is in Ibiza

Paz Vega and her husband hit up Ibiza, Spain, where she lounged around on a yacht and showed off her fantastic ass. A stark contrast to me when I hit ... Read More »

Jenny McCarthy Does the Bikini Thing

Would you believe vaccinations lead to autism? No? You think it’s just a bunch of hooey? Well maybe Jenny McCarthy showing off her boobs in these “candids” will convince you ... Read More »

Bar Refaeli Was in a Bikini

Here’s the incredibly attractive Bar Refaeli in Italy on her month long vacation between photo shoots. Most people think supermodels lead incredibly easy lives. Most people would be correct. The greatest ... Read More »

LeAnn Rimes Looking Healthy in a Bikini

LeAnn Rimes celebrated her birthday at the beach in Miami. Hopefully these photos of her will end the silly debate of her being too skinny. Clearly, her chest plate proves ... Read More »

Madonna’s Daughter Looks Different

Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes Leon, turned 15, waxed her unibrow and sweet ‘stache and grew boobs. Now she looks like this. What the hell happened? Four years ago she looked like a ... Read More »

Rihanna Is on a Yacht in a Bikini

Here’s Rihanna lounging around on a yacht in St. Tropez in a blue bikini. Celebrities lead a tough life. Look at her. In some of the pictures she’s not even ... Read More »

Milla Jovovich Is in Mexico in a Bikini

Paul WS Anderson is lucky for two reasons. One, his wife is Milla Jovovich and she looks terrific in a bikini. Two, he probably gets confused for Paul Thomas Anderson ... Read More »

Julia Roberts Is in a Bikini

Here’s Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder at the beach in Kauai, Hawaii. Everybody always tells me how beautiful Julia Roberts is and how Pretty Woman is such a ... Read More »

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz Were at the Pool

Tito Ortiz hit up his Miami hotel pool with his wife Jenna Jameson for some much needed r&r after being kneed into oblivion by Rashad Evans during his fight almost ... Read More »

Halle Berry Had a Bikini Birthday

Halle Berry turned 45 over the weekend and she celebrated by spending Saturday at Malibu beach in a bikini where her friend threw her in the ocean and wheelbarrowed her ... Read More »

Candice Swanepoel Is in a Bikini

As my good friend Rebecca Black once said, “It’s Friday. Friday. Got to get down on Friday.” Here to help you do that is Candice Swanepoel modeling a bunch of ... Read More »

Megalyn Echikunwoke Filming ’90210′ In a Bikini

Good news. New 90210 bad girl Megalyn Echikuwoke’s primary function on the CW show is to walk around in a bikini and spread her legs. Be right back. I have ... Read More »

Brooke Burke Went to the Beach

Brooke Burke and David Charvet spent family time at the beach in St. Barths on Thursday. Though you couldn’t tell from this set of pictures I posted because they’re all ... Read More »

It’s Gisele Bundchen in a Bikini With Her Naked Son

These are the best supermodel Gisele Bundchen in a bikini with Tom Brady’s naked son Benjamin photos you’ll see all day. And I take my supermodel Gisele Bundchen in a ... Read More »

AnnaLynne McCord Becomes an American Gladiator

AnnaLynne McCord was shooting scenes fro 90210 at the beach in Seal Beach, CA on Wednesday. This episode seems to involve some American Gladiator stuff. Both of which means she ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Erin Heatherton in a Bikini

Here’s my new girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, jumping up and down in a bikini. You jelly? Teen Mom tests positive for drugs. Shocker. [Bossip] Newsflash: Reese Witherspoon is not pregnant. [The Superficial] Brad Pitt ... Read More »

LeAnn Rimes Is a Bikini Model Now

Mikoh Swimwear is apparently one of LeAnn Rimes’ favorite bikini brand. She’s been name-dropping them on Twitter all summer, no doubt to score a sponsorship or free swimwear and, hey, ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Maui

When not modeling, Alessandra Ambrosio is in Maui with her daughter showing off her body. What I’d like to know is is this a Victoria’s Secret sanctioned bikini? What would ... Read More »

Rihanna Still in Barbados

Rihanna is still in Barbados, this time in a Bob Marley swimsuit and chugging a Banks the Beer of Barbados beverage, with her ex Negus Sealy. The recent sighting will ... Read More »

Rihanna Is in a Bikini

Rihanna is still in Barbados in a bikini but this time her ex-boyfriend Negus Sealy isn’t slamming her from behind during a Crop Over celebration. Hm, must be a weekday. I’ll ... Read More »