Where would this world be without Kelly Brook in a bikini? Probably in a cold, dank cave in the mountains stewing in its own filth because it never found the ...
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Audrina Patridge is the new face of Bongo. What this means is some exec thought her vacant, soulless eyes would be great for marketing their line of… clothing? I don’t ...
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Kim Kardashian is in the March 2011 edition of FHM UK in a bikini. Thankfully we won’t have to hear her whine about this one because there’s no nipple. I ...
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Scott Caan: What you up to, The Blemish?
Me: Oh, nothin’. Just sitting here in my underwear, writing about celebrities and crying to myself.
Me: What you up to, Scott Caan?
Scott Caan: ...
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Kate Beckinsale is in Mexico with Len Wiseman and good thing he wasn’t in any of these pictures because I’d have to crop him out. Now we can focus on ...
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Model/actress Joanna Krupa and her boyfriend Romain Zago hit up Miami beach the yesterday with a photographer. This might have been for promo pictures of, um, something. Hopefully of a ...
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Amy Winehouse was still in Brazil on her 2 year long vacation and this time there are clearer shots of her in a bikini. I just realized while typing this ...
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Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge did a bikini photoshoot in St. Barths on Sunday. Lily recently got engaged to Kings of Leon’s Caleb Followill. Ugh. This promising post somehow filled ...
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Well, at least Amy Winehouse isn’t crawling around the floor drunk and trying to steal alcohol from people. Is it sad that that’s the best thing I can say about ...
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So what exactly does Victoria Silvstedt do anyway besides the obvious? Here she is hanging out with that one guy again. The same one that she had fun on the ...
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I’m just going to leave this here.
Just to clarify, this is Stephanie Seymour and her teenage son. Yea, I know. Hot, right? More photos of the sexy young couple here.
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Guess where Maria Menounos was last Friday? That’s right. In my pants. No, just kidding. She was at Miami beach. She can still be in my pants though. Come on, ...
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Chloe Sevigny was also at Miami Beach both on Friday and Sunday. She looks not too bad actually. In fact, 9 guys out of 10 have said, “I’d hit it.” ...
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The description on these photos say “Playboy model/reality personality Josie Goldberg spends New Year’s Eve at the beach in Miami.” I’m confused. Is there another Playboy I don’t know about ...
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Angela Simmons spent New Year’s Eve day on the beach in Miami in a pink bikini. Some of you may be asking, “Who is Angela Simmons?” To which I say, ...
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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are in Mexico right now with all the other celebrities and LeAnn looks surprisingly good (two words: breast augmentation). She has the type of face ...
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Every December, famous people like Molly Sims flee to Los Cabos, Mexico to get away from the rain of SoCal. What a bunch of p*ssies. What? Poor little babies can’t ...
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Bar Refaeli spent another day in Los Cabos enjoying the weather in a bikini. This time not licking an ice cream cone. Aww. But she did push her chest out ...
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Bar Refaeli was in Los Cabos wearing a tiny bikini and licking an ice cream cone. These photos belong on those inspirational posters like the hang in there cat or ...
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Stephanie Seymour spent the day at the beach in St. Barths with her son and, um, what the hell is going on here? Are you sure that’s her son? Because ...
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