The Blemish

'bikini' Posts

Miranda Kerr Shows Off Post Baby Body

Miranda Kerr gave birth to a 9 pound baby 3 months ago so naturally she’s already back in bikini shape. Hear that? That’s the sound of pregnant women everywhere pulling ... Read More »

Serena Williams in a Bikini

I really wish someone other than Serena Williams would usher in bikini season. It’s never a good sign when I open up a picture and scream at my monitor for ... Read More »

Kate Bosworth is Topless

Kate Bosworth hit up Mexico on Sunday, took off her top and went for a swim. It was disappointing because she managed to strategically cover her breasts except for a ... Read More »

Kathy Griffin in Hawaii in a Bikini

For whatever reason, Kathy Griffin has decided to live her life wearing nothing but a bikini this year. Clearly to the delight of everyone. It also seems she spends most ... Read More »

Kristen Bell in a Bikini

Bikini is defined as “a women’s swimsuit with two parts, one covering the breasts, the other the groin.” Now read the first part again. As you can see, I’m using ... Read More »

The Saturdays Poolside in LA

Una Healy, Frankie Sandford and Mollie King of the UK girl group The Saturdays were lounging poolside in their bikinis at their hotel in LA while on break from shooting ... Read More »

Jordana Brewster in a Bikini for Maxim

Remember Jordana Brewster? She was in that Fast and Furious movie with Vin Diesel but never really found success with a film career even though she’s sort of hot. Luckily, ... Read More »

Denise Richards Was in the Bahamas

While Charlie Sheen was losing over the weekend, Denise Richards was winning. Richards hit up a beach in the Bahamas with her two daughters and rocked a blue bikini. It’s ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini Again

As time passes, fewer and fewer people remember that Audrina Patridge is that chick from that reality show who posed topless. What better way to remind them than to stage ... Read More »

Courtney Cox Still at the Beach

Here’s Courtney Cox, her daughter and Josh Hopkins still in St. Barths being “platonic” friends. That seems a little suspect though. No one spends every day at the beach with ... Read More »

Yaya Kosikova Sunbathes Topless

I’m told Yaya Kosikova is a supermodel. The only thing is I’ve never heard of her and after she took off her bikini top and suntanned her implant scars, now ... Read More »

Courtney Cox Looks Great in a Bikini

Courtney Cox headed to St. Barts and put on a bikini proving that just because you’re 46, it doesn’t mean you have to let your body go to hell. The ... Read More »

A Brooklyn Decker Goes Great With a Bikini

Brooklyn Decker is still in Miami but this time in a different bikini at the Ritz-Carlton. She almost looks like January Jones in a few pictures but better because… tits. Read More »

Doutzen Kroes Back in a Bikini

Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes gave birth eight weeks ago and between then and now, she’s already gotten back into bikini shape. Naturally, she flaunted it in everyone’s face by ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio in GQ Brazil

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in GQ Brazil doing what she does best. Look hot in a bikini. The entire article was talking about me and how she loves me more than ... Read More »

JWoww is in Miami in a Bikini

Face it. The only reason people tolerate Jenni “JWoww” Farley is because of her huge rack. Hopefully she knows this and this is why she was out sunbathing in Miami ... Read More »

Katherine Heigl in a Bikini at Miami Beach

Katherine Heigl, her black bikini, her green bikini and the electronic cigarette she uses to help quit smoking went to Miami beach with her husband Josh Kelly on Friday. Sadly, ... Read More »

Stephanie Seymour at St. Barts in a Bikini

Stephanie Seymour hit up St. Bart’s for the 50th time this year with her family and this time there was a lot less creepiness going on with her gay son. ... Read More »

Ke$ha Dons Another Bikini

Wow. Be still my heart. I never knew Ke$ha could be this hot. She really makes that black bikini work for her. My loins are totally on fire. I’d totally ... Read More »

Leighton Meester Does Girl-on-Girl

Hey, why are you looking at me like that. Technically the title was true. Someone took a picture of Leighton Meester and her friend getting close at the pool and posted ... Read More »