Bill Clinton was in a Monte Carlo casino for a Nights in Monaco gala event last night where Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson and porn stars Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee were in attendance. Wait, what?

He posed with porn stars Tasha Reign (left) and Brooklyn Lee (right) at the event, who posted the photo to her Twitter. Brooklyn is AVN’s Best New Starlet in porn and just won awards for Best Sex Scene in Mission Asspossible. Tasha Reign’s credentials weren’t as exalted but did star in Baby Got Boobs 8 and Farm Girls Gone Bad.

Bill said while he prefers Baby Got Boobs 7, Tasha delivered an amazing performance and had amazing range in 8.

Former talk show host and current butterball, Rosie O’Donnell, revealed her exclusive tete-a-tete with President Bill Clinton. Supposedly, Clinton called her some years back to apologize for Lewinsky-gate. This man must have some swami-like effect on people. Their conversation turned O’Donnell into a bawling mess and more importantly, locked down the lesbian vote for years to come.

“And I said, ‘You know, listen, here’s the deal, dude. I’ve been disappointed by men my whole life. I loved JFK, my mother loved JFK, and you were the JFK to me. And you let me down, man. You killed me and that hurt me a lot, and when you hurt me, I don’t know, I didn’t expect that out of you and I thought you could do better for your wife, for the country and just in general.”

What’s amazing is that a former President, with all his responsibilities and duties, would initiate contact with Ms. Pillow Butt. Even lesbians look at each other and say “do we HAVE to keep her?” Does the gay vote hold that much power? Who’s next on Clinton’s list? Ellen Degeneres? At least, Ellen has a hot girlfriend. Ohhh.. I get it now. I’m onto you Mr. Clinton! A little girl on girl for you eh? Gonnna tap that booty and make it sleep! Uh huh! – Captain Swarthy

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