Bill Murray looked really happy yesterday hanging out with K-Pop group Girls Generation backstage at the Letterman Show. Though I can’t imagine why.

Side note: Maybe flesh colored mics aren’t the best idea if you don’t want it to look like you have matching tumors growing near your mouth.

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Bill Murray was at SXSW where he took over a bar and started serving everyone tequila no matter what they ordered. This is reason #432 of why Bill Murray is awesome.

After 10 years of marriage, Bill Murray’s wife, Jennifer Butler Murray, has filed for divorce. Not only that, Jennifer accused Bill of “drug addiction, abandonment, adultery and physical abuse.” She also requested a restraining order to keep Bill off their Sullivan’s Island home.

According to their prenup, Bill will pay Jennifer $7 million. There will be no alimony and they will both remain responsible for their children.

According to the complaint, Jennifer Murray moved into a Sullivan’s Island home in 2006 with the couple’s four children due to her husband’s “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”

It was at the Sullivan’s Island home, according to the complaint, that Murray allegedly abused his wife in November 2007. The six-page court filing says Murray “hit his wife in the face and then told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her.’ “

In some tribes, biting someone’s face is considered a sign of affection. Then again, in these same tribes chopping off your arm with a machete is a rite of passage. Maybe this was all a misunderstanding. It could have been Bill was drunk and hungry and thought Jennifer was a donut. Donuts are yummy. You can’t really fault him for that. I mean, come on, look at the header photo. Is that the image of a drunken wife beater or is it simply a guy who doesn’t like to have to say the same thing twice?

Bill Murray refused to take a breath test after he was stopped driving a golf cart through downtown Stockholm. Bill was pulled over on his way driving back from the Cafe Opera nightclub to his hotel and the police noticed alcohol on his breath. Christer Holmlund of the Stockholm police said,

“He refused to blow in the (breath test) instrument, citing American legislation,” Holmlund told The Associated Press on Wednesday. “So we applied the old method — a blood test. It will take 14 days before the results are in.”

Sweden sounds really strict. They say he will most likely pay a fine. Over in America, we have a freckled angel of death chasing a former assistant in someone else’s SUV at high speeds while in possession of cocaine. She’ll most likely pay a fine too. It goes to show that if they caught Bill over here, the police would probably find some girl to blow him. The LAPD is cruel like that.

In this video pleasantly titled Drunk Bill Murray Almost Fights A Guy, you assume this is Bill Murray and he’s about to fight a guy. Well, I haven’t seen Bill Murray ever since Lost In Translation so I can’t tell you if this is him or not. For all I know, he could have become a double amputee or, more realistically, turned into a Japanese businessman. Who knows, right? What I can tell you is that this drunk guy doesn’t look like he’s about to do any fighting. This guy doesn’t look like he can even do any walking. The most he’s gonna do is a lot of stumbling and falling and eventually waking up to a “Did I really stick that in my ass?” morning. So enjoy. I hope you wasted your time like I did.

Bill Murray was at a St. Andrews’ bar drinking with his golf buddies when he accepted 22 year old Lykke Stavnef’s invitation to go to a party. The Norwegian student brought Bill to the apartment where there were no clean glasses, but the Lost in Translation star was happy to drink vodka from a coffee cup. He even helped wash dishes in the small kitchen.

“He was joking with me about reheating some leftover pasta and how drunk everyone was,” said partygoer Agnes Huitfeldt, 22.

Tom Wright, 22, another college student, said “the party was overflowing with stunning Scandinavian blondes.”

“He seemed to be in his element, cracking lots of jokes,” Wright said. “It was the talk of the town the next day.”

And this is just another reminder why big stars don’t party with students. The thought of drinking most likely shitty vodka out of a coffee cup and having to do the dishes is about as appealing as an colonoscopy. Next time Bill should come to my parties because, unlike these heathens, I know how to throw one. But give me a heads-up. It’s not easy moving my stuffed animals and tea set out of the closet. Plus, setting up that little table is a bit of a hassle, but it’ll be so worth it to hear Binky Bear tell his story about the time he was in Afghanistan fighting the insurgents.