Michael Jackson’s toxicology report came in and sources say Jackson was indeed injected with a lethal amount of the anesthetic Propofol. However, that wasn’t all. They also found sedatives used to calm patients before surgery. Accordingly, Dr. Conrad Murray may escape responsibility for Jackson’s death.

A discovery of several substances in Jackson’s system could benefit Murray should he face criminal charges, said Steve Cron, a criminal defense attorney and adjunct professor at Pepperdine University’s law school.

“The more drugs in his system, the more deniability (a doctor) has,” Cron said, provided Murray could show he didn’t know Jackson was on the other drugs.

“But what did the doctor know?” Cron asked. “Did he do his due diligence by trying to find this stuff out, or just look the other way?”

Michael was addicted to pills. Everyone knows that by now. However, the toxicology report is still surprising in that they didn’t discover Michael accidentally snorted a midget. I’m so losing that office pool.

In other, more interesting autopsy news. Billy Mays, who died back in June, was found with Vicodin, oxycodone, Xanax, Valium, benzoylecgonine (byproduct of cocaine) and temazepam in his system. Along with those was Ethanol (alcohol). A Hillsborough County press release says “from the presence of metabolites of cocaine and the absence of cocaine itself, it was concluded that Mr. Mays used cocaine in the few days prior to his death but not immediately prior to death.” His official cause of death lists cocaine, hypertensive and arteriosclerotic heart disease as contributing factors.

Who knew Billy Mays was so hardcore. Although all that shouting and excitability makes sense now. Listening to him pitch products made me tense. Like there was a masked murderer in the room next door and he was trying to warn me.

Reports are coming in that Billy May’s death may not have died from being hit on the head during a US Airways flight, but rather, heart disease. A preliminary autopsy showed that he suffered from hardening of the arteries which caused a pulmonary embolism. According to the ME Billy Mays “had an enlarged heart, a thickening of the wall of the ventricle which takes blood to the heart.” It will take several weeks for the final autopsy report.

In layman’s terms, Billy Mays died from having too big of a heart. You see, he cared too much. He only yelled at you because he wanted to best for you. Had I known this, I would have bought all his OxiCleans or, you know, at least thought about it before looking into my wallet, crying and then surfing for unscrambled porn in an attempt to console myself.

Famous TV pitchman Bill Mays is dead at only 50 years old. During a rough landing while aboard a US Airways flight from Philadelphia, the tire blew out and something hit him on the head during the jostling. Billy told FOX 13:

“All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping,” he said. “It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head.”

He even Twittered soon after:

“Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.”

On Saturday the day of the accident, he told his family he wasn’t feeling well and went to sleep early at 10 PM. Mays was found dead Sunday morning by his wife.

The FAA were quick to point out Billy Mays wasn’t wearing a seat belt at the time of the accident. However, a spokesperson for the FAA later denied saying that. Smart move because it’s not as if Billy was tossed around the plane. No, something fell and hit him on the head.

Billy is survived by his wife, three-year-old daughter and stepson. An autopsy will be performed later Monday afternoon.