According to AVN, Jenna Jameson gave birth to twins this morning at a Newport Beach Hospital. No word on how they’re doing, what they’re names are or whether they have Baby Huey heads like Tito Ortiz, but the birth was no doubt a breeze. If you’ve ever slid on a Slip ‘n Slide, that’s pretty much what the babies looked like coming out of her vagina.

Yea, I know that title doesn’t make much sense if you think about it. In retrospect, I should have wrote, “Twins reverse DP Jenna Jameson,” or the much simpler title, “Jenna Jameson gives birth to twins.”

Because Rachel Weisz is a follower, she gave birth to a boy today. He has not been named yet, but if she follows the latest trend, it will be something weird like Kabrim, which she will claim to mean “genie” or maybe she will be more original and not use any vowels in his name. Weisz is engaged to Darren Aronofsky who directed the awesomeness that is Requiem For A Dream and future awesomeness The Fountain. Ass to ass Darren, ass to ass.