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Beyonce Gives Birth to a Girl

Beyoncé gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Saturday in New York. “The most beautiful girl in the world,” Beyoncé’s sister, Solange Knowles, Tweeted Sunday morning. This is good news ... Read More »

Beyonce Is Giving Birth Right Now

Rumors are flying that security at the New York’s St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital is on high alert and that Beyonce is the celebrity VIP that booked half the floor of the ... Read More »

Evangeline Lilly Hates Herself

Evangeline Lilly, who’ll play an elf in The Hobbit, opted for a natural birth in her own home when she delivered her son last May. She must be a sadomasochist ... Read More »

Emily Deschanel Gave Birth

Bones star Emily Deschanel, sister of Zooey “I’ve acted annoyingly quirky in every role I’ve ever had” Deschanel, gave birth on Wednesday to a boy named Henry Hornsby. Emily maintained ... Read More »

January Jones Gives Birth

January Jones got pregnant during the filming of X-Men: First Class and today she’s finally given birth to the little bastard. I use that term lovingly. Sort of. She named the ... Read More »

Kimberly Stewart Birthed Benecio Del Toro’s Baby

Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart, popped out a baby girl on Sunday in LA. Benicio del Toro is confirmed to be the father. “Benicio is the father and very supportive,” ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Gave Birth

The bad news is Jessica Alba was pregnant causing her to balloon to an ungodly weight (almost to that of an average American woman!!) that not even I could masturbate ... Read More »

Victoria Beckham and Kate Hudson Give Birth

Both Victoria Beckham and Kate Hudson gave birth over the weekend. Victoria and David Beckham named their daughter, who was born Sunday morning in LA, Harper Seven Beckham. She follows her ... Read More »

Ryan Phillippe Is a Father Again

Ryan Phillippe became a dad for the third time last Friday when his ex-girlfriend Alexis Knapp gave birth to a baby girl. Sources say Ryan plans to take a paternity ... Read More »

Natalie Portman Gave Birth

Natalie Portman’s first baby (boy?) pirouetted from her uterus on Tuesday, reports PEOPLE. Natlie and fiance Benjamin Millepied haven’t released his name (or any other details) but expect it not to ... Read More »

Jennifer Connelly Gave Birth

Jennifer Connelly used to be so hot. This was mostly because of her huge breasts and her role in Requiem For a Dream (ass to ass). Now she’s 40 and ... Read More »

Pink Gave Birth

Pink has been waddling around for a while so it’s about damn time she gave birth. The 31-year-old popped out a daughter, Willow Sage Hart, on Thursday in LA. She announced ... Read More »

Alicia Silverstone Birthed a Boy

Alicia Silverstone, who’s best known for, actually, really only known for Clueless, gave brith to her first child on Thursday, May 5, her rep tells PEOPLE. She named him Bear ... Read More »

Mariah Carey Gave Birth to Twins

Mariah Carey, 42, popped out her twins at around 12 PM EST at a hospital in LA on Saturday. The baby girl came first and her brother followed which shows ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz Gave Birth

In Spanish. On Tuesday morning, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem welcomed their first child at Cedars-Sinai as reported by Hola! El primer hijo del matrimonio vino al mundo el pasado sábado ... Read More »

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Have a New Daughter

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban revealed on Monday that they have a new baby girl named Faith Margaret Kidman via surrogate. Oh, I’m sorry, “gestational carrier”. Is that the PC ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr Had a Boy

Okay, so Miranda Kerr maybe went into labor on Thursday. According to Us, Miranda and Orlando Bloom welcomed a son. Aw, isn’t that precious. Now get back to being skinny. ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr Is in Labor

Reports are coming in that Orlando Bloom’s wife, Miranda Kerr, has gone into labor in LA. According to The Daily Telegraph (via Contact Music), Kerr went into labor today. “We did ... Read More »

Elton John Has a Baby

Elton John and husband David Furnish had a son, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, born via surrogate on Christmas day. “We are overwhelmed with happiness and joy at this very special moment,” ... Read More »

John Travolta and Kelly Preston Gave Birth

According to PEOPLE, John Travolta and Kelly Preston welcomed an 8 lbs, 3 oz addition to their family named Benjamin on Tuesday in a Florida hospital. The baby supposedly silently ... Read More »
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