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John Travolta and Kelly Preston Are Having a ‘Silent Birth’

Because they’re Scientologists and crazy, John Travolta and Kelly Preston will follow Scientology guidelines and have a “silent birth.” “No music, no talking and no screaming will be allowed during the ... Read More »

Kevin Costner Is a Father Again

Kevin Costner became a father for the seventh time on Wednesday. According to The Insider, Grace Avery Costner was born at 5:46 pm and weighed 7 pounds 11 ounces. Costner ... Read More »

Padma Lakshmi Gave Birth

“Model, author and Emmy-nominated host of Top Chef Padma Lakshmi gave birth to a baby girl named Krishna Thea Lakshmi on Saturday.” Critics are raving that Krishna would go great ... Read More »

Matthew McConaughey Is a Father Again

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend Camila Alves welcomed another baby into this world on January 3. A baby girl this time to accompany their 17 month old baby boy, Levi. They chose ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian Gave Brith

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her first child early Monday morning. Her publicist said, “Kourtney just delivered a healthy baby boy about an hour ago.” Kourtney named the kid Mason Dash ... Read More »

Kendra Wilkinson Has a Baby Boy

E! had their cameras pointed at Kendra Wilkinson’s womb every minute of her labor and they finally got usable footage yesterday when Kendra c-sectioned out a 9 pound, 5 ounce ... Read More »

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Gave Birth

The golden boy has arrived. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady welcomed a baby boy. No other details are known at this time like what the baby’s name is, how many ... Read More »

Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend Gave Birth

Mel Gibson’s current girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, who he knocked up and then married out of guilt, gave birth to a baby girl on Friday. This is her second child and ... Read More »

Today in Baby News

Ellen Pompeo gave birth to a girl: Ellen Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery welcomed a baby girl on Tuesday, September 15. They named her Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery. It’s like ... Read More »

It’s a Girl!

According to People, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr welcomed their first child on Saturday. They decided to go exotic by naming her Charlotte Grace. I learned ... Read More »

What a Dumb Name

As alluded to earlier, Nicole Richie gave birth in the early hours of September 9 to a new baby boy. The healthy 7lbs. 14oz. was bestowed the name Sparrow James ... Read More »

Nicole Richie About to Give Birth

According to Radar, Nicole Richie has been admitted to the hospital to birth her second child. Perennial douchebag Joel Madden is by her side to scream like a little girl ... Read More »

Jennifer Hudson Gave Birth

For months, no one knew whether or not Jennifer Hudson was pregnant. It was hard to tell because she was a little on the heavy side and started wearing loose ... Read More »

Molly Ringwald Had Twins, Mira Sorvina Had Miracle Baby

Molly Ringwald gave birth to twins. I wasn’t sure if she was even acting again, but PEOPLE says she’s in ABC Family’s The Secret Life of an American Teenager. Um, ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Surrogate Gave Birth

WTRF has a classy webpage with scrolling marquees for headlines. For a second, I felt like I was back browsing Geocities pages. Anyway, WTRF reports that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew ... Read More »

Tobey Maguire Has a Boy

I’m not sure what I’m doing up at 8 AM in the morning on a Saturday, but the big news this hour is Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer ... Read More »

Alyson Hannigan Gave Birth to Satan

Alyson Hannigan birthed out a baby girl on March 24 in Los Angeles. They named her Satyana which I presume is the long version of Satan. During an appearance on ... Read More »

Carson Daly Is a Dad

The skeletal looking Carson Daly and his girlfriend Siri Pinter welcomed a 7 lbs, 8 oz baby boy on Sunday. They named him Jackson James Daly. A perfectly normal and ... Read More »

M.I.A. Gave Birth

On Saturday, M.I.A. posted about the birth of her baby boy on her MySpace. She popped last Wednesday. Apparently when a woman gives birth, something snaps in their brain which ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner Birthed Another Baby

Jennifer Garner popped out another baby girl Tuesday afternoon. This is her and husband Ben Affleck’s second daughter. Their first, Violet, was born in December 2005. No further information was ... Read More »
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