Tobey Maguire has a boy

I’m not sure what I’m doing up at 8 AM in the morning on a Saturday, but the big news this hour is Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer ... Read More »

Alyson Hannigan gave birth to Satan

Alyson Hannigan birthed out a baby girl on March 24 in Los Angeles. They named her Satyana which I presume is the long version of Satan. During an appearance on ... Read More »

Carson Daly is a dad

The skeletal looking Carson Daly and his girlfriend Siri Pinter welcomed a 7 lbs, 8 oz baby boy on Sunday. They named him Jackson James Daly. A perfectly normal and ... Read More »

M.I.A. gave birth

On Saturday, M.I.A. posted about the birth of her baby boy on her MySpace. She popped last Wednesday. Apparently when a woman gives birth, something snaps in their brain which ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner birthed another baby

Jennifer Garner popped out another baby girl Tuesday afternoon. This is her and husband Ben Affleck’s second daughter. Their first, Violet, was born in December 2005. No further information was ... Read More »

Jessica Alba finally popped

Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl Saturday at Cedars-Sinai. Naturally, Alba named her Honor Marie Warren. They just moved into a $4 million Beverly Hills home with their three ... Read More »

Vin Diesel still relevant?

Not that any of you care, but Vin Diesel and girlfriend/model Paloma Jimenez are now the proud parents of a baby girl. No one knows the baby’s name because everyone ... Read More »