Honorary knight, humanitarian and U2 frontman Bono might be in a spot of trouble with the wifey if she ever sees these pictures of him partying with two 19-year-olds in St. Tropez.

Bono and his friend Simon Carmody hit up the South of France last month and met up with the two students, Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson, on a private yacht. They partied, took pictures and posted them on Facebook. Feick told the Daily Mail that Bono is just a 48-year-old friend she likes hanging with and that nothing is going on.

She said: ‘I think that for somebody who’s much older than I am… no thank you.

‘No…God no!’ she laughed. ‘God no! He’s a friend of mine and that’s pretty much it. I’m not going to get into details, but it’s a small world.’

If I was at the mid-point of my life, I’d be trying to party with teenagers as well. Except as it stands now, things would probably turn out differently for me because I’m not a hugely popular singer from a million dollar band.  So, like, instead of photos of me wrapping my arms around two 19-year-olds being posted on Facebook, there would be a series of pictures of me being slapped and drinks being thrown in my face posted on the college campus crime stoppers bulletin board.

Bono and Oprah Winfrey went on a shopping spree yesterday to promote the new Product Red line of gadgets, clothes and accessories. A percentage of each sale goes towards The Global Fund to help fight AIDS among other diseases. The Gap will donate half of its profits while Apple donates $10 of each sale from their new $199 red iPod nano.

Wow, 10 whole dollars from $199. Granted, I don’t know how expensive it actually is to make an iPod, but I can still be sarcastic right? The funny thing is, sales of the iPod alone are expected raise millions of dollars for the organization. The Gap donating half its sale seems pretty generous until you realize their clothes are probably made in a secret third-world sweatshop where workers are paid a stunning 50 cents an hour.

The rich and famous are digging this new Product Red thing. Now they won’t have to feel guilty when they go out and frivolously spend their money. It’s for The AIDS, honest. And if they decide to spend spend spend on designer clothes instead, they’ll just tell the clerk to throw it in a red bag and parade around town with it for the paparazzi. It’s a win-win-win situation. A pat on the back to those who know the reference.