Kendra Wilkinson hosted a party in the Dominican Republic and for whatever reason, flashed her tits. Might as well. It’s not like she was there for a lively debate about politics. If anything, it was either flash her tits or listen to her explain how she eats a Reese’s Pieces. Uncensored here.

Shauna Sand is the ex-wife of Lorezno Lamas and was in Playboy and if you’re experiencing a strange tingling sensation right now, that’s just your body warning you this post is about to go downhill from here on out. It seems Shauna, although a big fan of plastic surgery, isn’t so enthused with bras or panties. This major character flaw led to her flashing her Frankenstein nipple and vadge as she exited her vehicle over the weekend. it’s unclear weather she made it out alright or slipped on the vomit spewing from the mouths of photogs. When asked for comment, Tara Reid said, “Dayaaaaam!” Gross closeup of her mangled lady parts here. Images are NSFW and disturbing.

Miranda Kerr along with other celebrities attended the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation Gala to help raise money for children who are gravely ill with cancer. What better way to do this than by having Miranda Kerr show some boob? When asked, 1 in 10 donators said they gave money to this charity in hopes they’d see Miranda Kerr naked while 1 in 1 donators tried to put dollar bills in Miranda Kerr’s dress before being escorted out by security. Jeez, at least let me finish my drink.

Abigail Clancy is a model from the UK and she was sunning topless yesterday at St. Barts. These pictures are supposed to show that. I don’t know though. They’re a little blurry. I definitely see boobs, but I also see Big Foot (scary) and a monkey dancing the Macarena (cute). Pictures are NSFW.

Eight years ago I would have been all over this video of Britney’s boob popping out. Now… now I just want to buy a loofah and scrub my skin off in the shower until I feel clean.

These were around yesterday, but weren’t in the highest quality. Here is Lindsay Lohan’s side boob in a few high res photos. When you wear clothes like this without a bra, people know you just want attention and will assume you are a bad dresser. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not one to complain about free boob. I’m just a little disappointed it’s from Lindsay Lohan.

Someone actually got some photographs of Christina Aguilera without five pounds of make-up and red lipstick. She looks like a normal person now rather than a picture of Marliyn Monroe. It also looks like it was her free day which translates to “I don’t need a bra today”. Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton are so alike, yet, at the same time, so different. They both exude some slutty qualities, but while Paris Hilton goes “look at me, look at me” when she’s showing her goods, Christina goes, “oops, I forgot I had no bra on when I put on this thin white t-shirt, tee hee”.

I think I know where Christina is coming from. Instead of whipping out my magnificent penis while walking down the street, I wait till I go to a club and throw myself at the first unsuspecting willing girl I see. Then at the most inappropriate time, I spring an erection and when the girl turns around, points at my crotch and laughs, I have to lock myself in the bathroom stall and cry. I forgot where I was going with this, but long story short, check to make sure you aren’t going to the same club as your sister. Couple more after the jump.

Courtney Cox’s daughter, Coco Cox, thought it would be a good idea to give the paparazzi a peek at the goods by pulling down her top. I would love to be a baby. I’d be at the beach all day pulling down women’s swimming suits and they would just say it’s me being cute. Until that one baby hater comes and throws me into the ocean.

If you haven’t figured it out, these pictures are NSFW.

I have one word to describe Victoria Beckham. Elegant. If you look at these pictures, you will see exactly what I mean. The walk, the attitude, the sunglasses, the breasts spilling forth from her unbuttoned top. They all scream “I am high-class, envy me!”

Yes people, Victoria Beckham is the most elegant hooker I have ever seen. If there was ever a street corner that other prostitutes needed to stay away from, it would be hers. You just can’t compete with this uptown tramp.

Usually when people wear clothes to go into the water, it’s because they don’t want people to see their Michelin Man body. Keira Knightly defies this stereotype and wears a white shirt and shorts to go swimming in the Bahamas. I guess the results speak for themselves. If you look real hard, some of these images are NSFW, but honestly, there’s not much to see.

Although, if you just have to look at Keira Knightly’s boobies, I would suggest renting The Hole. As a bonus, it’s not a bad movie.

During the filming of The Devil Wears Prada, Stanley Tucci couldn’t keep his elbow out of Anne Hathaway’s breasts. She claims it wasn’t because he was a dirty old man, he just likes to smack women in the boobs. Right and I’m not a stalker, I’m a people watcher.

There was this one day where he kept elbowing me in the breast. He wasn’t doing it to be like a dirty old man, but if we were doing a scene or I was just crossing to get to my mark (on the set) he would just smack me in my boob and elbow me. If you’re a girl you know that hurts. So, after about the fourth time, I finally turned to him and said: ‘Stanley can you please stay away from my tits?’

Stanley had the perfect line for when an old dirty man gets called for touching a girl’s breasts.

“Stanley got really flustered and he said: ‘What do you expect, you’re flinging those melons around like it’s harvest season!’”

Stanley, you are my hero. Turn it around and blame it on the person you’re molesting. I sometimes wish I was an actor instead of just being internationally known as a great lover. What other job in the world lets you go around elbowing girls in the breasts and not have to report to a “county judge”. Plus, the older you get, the less embarassed you need to act after someone calls you on it. Though, I have to admit these pictures make it pretty hard to resist.

Last week, Kate Beckinsale was on The Tonight Show doing the interview thing for Click and she told Leno about her special talent after pregnancy. According to Kate, she was able to squirt breast milk so well that she could hit the wall from across the room.

Absolutely amazing. She’s beautiful and can provide milk to a whole dinner table without even getting up. What more could you ask for in a woman. Video…of her talking about it after the jump.

Teri Hatcher tells a British magazine that she uses super strength tape for an easy boob job. The tape is described as “thick plastic sticky tape” that holds her breasts up.

“Any model or Hollywood actress who wears fancy designer ball gowns knows how to expertly manipulate gaffer tape to mush, lift and hold your breasts like a bra. It’s a perfect temporary boob job.

Judging by her age and her looks, I am assuming this tape is most commonly known as duct tape because that’s the only kind of tape that would be able to hold those breasts up. Once word of this gets out, a whole generation of boys going through puberty will be in trouble and really disturbed.

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