Last year, a girl named Mariah Yeater had an ingenious plan to get a payout from Justin Bieber by claiming he was the father of the kid she was pregnant with. Mariah forgot about that pesky thing called DNA and she also didn’t bank on Justin calling her bluff. Her lawsuit was soon dropped but she and her lawyers promised to keep on fighting.

Everyone thought that was the end of that but on Saturday, Justin Bieber showed he can hold a grudge when he tweeted, “Dear mariah yeeter…we have never met… so from the heart I just want to say…” followed by a link to a clip of Borat saying, “You will never get this. You will never get this. La la la la…”

I’m surprisingly okay with this. Everyone forgets that Justin just turned 18 meaning he still has the maturity of a 15-year-old. It’s actually amazing that he landed Selena Gomez because I’m pretty sure he hit on her by passing her a note on the red carpet that read, “Will you be my girlfriend. Circle yes or no.”

Rosie O’Donnell brings annoying to a whole new level. [Celebitchy]

Kanye West sued by Evil Knievel. [CityRag]

Borat is still pissing off people everywhere. [Celebrity Smack]

The Black Man’s Burden: Narcissistic White People [Pajiba]

Paris Hilton types. [Celebslam]

Agent Double O Kick-Ass [Popoholic]

Terry Hatcher is aging gracefully. Wow, I said that with a straight face. [Dlisted]

Michelle Trachtenberg is confused over a parking meter. Sorry, not a public vibrating dildo girls. [The Bastardly]

Raven Symone loves cake. Fatty. [Drunken Stepfather]

Joe Rogan shows how to correctly handle a heckler. [College Humor]

A real reporter from Kazakhstan was covering the elections in Ohio for a documentary. One of the members in his crew was named Bolat. I wonder what happens next?! The FBI and State Department were called in before the crew was cleared. Oh, I was hoping he was shot. This’ll do I guess.

It’s great how Borat screws over a whole country’s legitimate news teams. That takes real talent. It’s like when one has-been pop star starts showing her vagina four days in a row and people think that’s what all the other has-beens do. No sir, that’s wrong. Only fame hungry girls past their prime do that to make up for their lack of talent. And sluts. Yea, groovy baby.

Note: Ok, ok. This sounds too good to be true, but work with me people.

In Borat, there is an RV scene involving three drunken frat brothers from South Carolina University. Two of the brothers are now suing claiming they were “induced” to sign waivers after the crew took them to a bar to loosen up. The lawsuit states they “engaged in behavior that they otherwise would not have engaged in.” They forgot to tag on, “if millions of people were going to watch.”

The film “made plaintiffs the object of ridicule, humiliation, mental anguish and emotional and physical distress, loss of reputation, goodwill and standing in the community,” the lawsuit said.

How can three drunken frat brothers from South Carolina university NOT be all those things. They’re college kids and they don’t know what Borat is about? I’m positive on the new college applications there’s a checkbox for “Have you heard of Borat?” I’m also positive the ones that aren’t checked are filed in a folder called “lives in a bubble.”

Borat ended up as #1 at the box office blowing away Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. It earned $26 million in about 830 theaters while Santa Clause 3 only ended up with $20 million despite being played in 3,400 theaters. The one quip I have about Borat is that I already saw half of it on the internet which was somewhat disappointing.

As for the other movies, Flushed Away came in third with Saw 3 following and The Departed holding strong with very little drop in its audience.

All this is a reason to celebrate with pictures of Isla Fisher, Sash Baron Cohen aka Borat aka Ali G aka Bruno’s wife.

If you’re on Borat overload, I’m about to send you straight off the edge. Not content with just the movie, Borat also does his own soundtrack which goes by the name Borat: Stereophonic Musical Listenings that Have Been Origin in Moving Film. This song is entitled, You Be My Wife and is sure to become a classic. No seriously, it’s three ways to awesome. It expresses my deepest emotions or something like that. Sigh, if only I could be as smooth as Borat.

[See post to listen to audio]

Some deleted scenes from the new Borat movie have been leaked. The cheese one isn’t that funny, but the gonorrhea one is pretty good. I’m not gonna be able to sit through 80+ minutes of this. Even if it already has a 9.1 rating out of 1,773 votes on iMDB.

Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat is just one of the topics Bush and Kazakhstan President Nursaltan Nazarbayev will discuss with each other when he comes to visit the United States. Nursaltan is reportedly infuriated over the way Cohen depicts his country in his upcoming movie Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

I’m not sure what Nursaltan is pissed about. I’ve never been to Kazakhstan, but it sounds pretty cool if prostitutes are everywhere. Not so cool when they look like someone’s mom. Even less cool if I have to pay for them and drive them to my place in a car pulled by a horse. Well, now I do see why he would be upset. A country can’t give the impression that all they have are poor quality prostitutes. It would be a sign of weakness.