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The angels are singing

August 4th, 20083 comments

From ONTD, more scans of Brad and Angelina’s twins. At first I was concerned about Knox and Vivienne. Would they turn out to be monsters? Did Hello! and PEOPLE photograph them at an angle to hide a birthmark that covered half their faces making them unattractive and therefore irrelevant? Thankfully, my fears were alleviated with …

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They are here!

August 4th, 2008Respond

Bad news for those waiting on pictures of Angelina Jolie’s twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. While they made their first appearance on the covers of both Hello! Magazine and PEOPLE, there aren’t any halos above their heads or angel wings sprouting from their backs. So, continue worshiping your false deities if you must, but …

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$14 million?!

August 1st, 20085 comments

Earlier in the day, it was reported PEOPLE magazine and Hello! Magazine jointly secured the rights to publish photos of Angelina and Brad’s twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon. What wasn’t reported was that they paid $14 million — !!!!!!! — for the rights making it the most expensive celebrity pictures ever sold.
The money - …

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PEOPLE wins the war

August 1st, 20081 comment

OK! Magazine no longer has a stranglehold on the celebrity baby picture market. The AP reports (via NYDN) today that PEOPLE magazine has thwarted the child snatching beast that is OK! and secured the U.S. rights to the most wanted newborn photos of 2008. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s twins.
The magazine will feature Vivienne Marcheline …

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Paparazzi fail to sneak onto Brad and Angelina’s compound

July 25th, 2008Respond

Two paparazzi sporting full camouflage attempted to sneak onto Angelina and Brad’s French estate in order to snap pictures of the newborn twins. A fight broke out when security told them to leave. Apparently, paparazzi fight like psychos. Tony Webb, head of security, said:
“We caught the two and tried to escort them off the property …

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Angelina Jolie had in vitro

July 24th, 20081 comment

Us Weekly breaks the news that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt conceived Knox and Vivienne, their newborn twins, through in vitro fertilization so they could pop out babies factory.
The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so “she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant,” the …

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Knox might have been Rex

July 16th, 2008Respond

One of Angelina and Brad’s babies is named Knox Leon Jolie Pitt, but his name would have been a lot gayer had his parents stuck with the original name they chose. Rush & Molloy say the two ordered an “embroidered play mat from plainmary.com for ‘Rex Leon Jolie Pitt’” six weeks ago.
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It has begun

July 14th, 20081 comment

A bidding war has already erupted between PEOPLE and OK! Magazine for the first photos of Angelina Jolie’s twins. While PEOPLE already have an in after already paying for photo shoots of their kids, OK! has become very competitive in the exclusive first baby picture market. They’ve already paid millions for Jamie Lynn Spears, Matthew …

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