Usually when kids draw on their mom’s wedding dress, she’d be asking for “the stick.” You know, to beat them mercilessly with.
The big news of the day is Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got secret married on Saturday after living together in sin for 9 years while raising 6 children.
You like Nazis? No. You don’t. Nobody likes Nazis.
Vitalii Sediuk, the guy who ran up to Brad Pitt at the Maleficent premiere, didn’t punch him in the face.
Matthew McConaughey was in New Orleans filming an Amazing Race scavenger hunt segment with Drew Brees when he realized the man living across from him was none other than Brad Pitt.
So you watched the Oscars and you were left bored and wondering why Jessica Biel was even presenting (she just wanted to know what one smelled like).
12 Years a Slave has topped critics’ best of lists this year earning rave reviews from basically everyone.
Up top is one still of Javier Bardem from The Counselor and if I used that as my only point of reference from the film, I’d just assume this was a sequel to Fight Club set 30 years in the future and that Tyler still had the same haircut and clothes.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s kid, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, makes a cameo in the new World War Z.
If you thought Angelina Jolie wouldn’t look as hot after that double mastectomy, then have I got news for you.
Here’s Angelina Jolie in her first appearance post-mastectomy.
Here’s a new trailer for Brad Pitt’s CGI zombies movie World War Z. It starts out with Brad Pitt’s kid asking what martial law is and Brad not explaining it was a short-lived CBS tv show that starred HK action star Sammo Hung.
According to the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt is trying to buy an Angelina Jolie sex tape for $10 million so it’ll never see the light of day.
A teaser for the World War Z trailer came out a couple days ago but I didn’t post it because a teaser for a trailer is probably one of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard of.
French media is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will forsake their “we won’t marry until gays can marry everywhere” excuse and will marry this Saturday.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged.
If you are to take the word of a Beverly Hills jeweler and former CEO of Asprey & Garrard, the British jewelry company to the English royal family, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged.