July 25th, 2008
Two paparazzi sporting full camouflage attempted to sneak onto Angelina and Brad’s French estate in order to snap pictures of the newborn twins. A fight broke out when security told them to leave. Apparently, paparazzi fight like psychos. Tony Webb, head of security, said:
“We caught the two and tried to escort them off the property …
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July 24th, 2008
Us Weekly breaks the news that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt conceived Knox and Vivienne, their newborn twins, through in vitro fertilization so they could pop out babies factory.
The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so “she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant,” the …
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July 16th, 2008
One of Angelina and Brad’s babies is named Knox Leon Jolie Pitt, but his name would have been a lot gayer had his parents stuck with the original name they chose. Rush & Molloy say the two ordered an “embroidered play mat from plainmary.com for ‘Rex Leon Jolie Pitt’” six weeks ago.
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July 14th, 2008
A bidding war has already erupted between PEOPLE and OK! Magazine for the first photos of Angelina Jolie’s twins. While PEOPLE already have an in after already paying for photo shoots of their kids, OK! has become very competitive in the exclusive first baby picture market. They’ve already paid millions for Jamie Lynn Spears, Matthew …
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July 14th, 2008
The big news over the weekend was Angelina Jolie finally gave birth to her twins. The genetically gifted actress popped out one boy, Knox Leon, and one girl, Vivienne Marcheline. They were delivered via c-section, no doubt keeping her perfect vagina intact. There were no complications and according to Dr. Michel Sussmann, the babies are …
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June 18th, 2008
OK! Magazine reports that even though Angelina Jolie has yet to pop out her twins, she and Brad Pitt are already planning to adopt an African boy.
“Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for the last couple of years,” an insider tells OK!. “They were initially going to have that adoption follow the addition …
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May 30th, 2008
Angelina Jolie may have already given birth to her twins claims OK! Magazine. Initial reports said she was due in three to four weeks, but according to sources, Angelina popped out the two kids on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France.
Although, OK! tells you to take this with a grain …
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May 28th, 2008
A soon to be former nanny for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt talked to Star Magazine about the super family’s hectic and sexy life. The anonymous caretaker says, “Angelina doesn’t believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she finds them oppressive. So her rule is to have few rules.”
This leads to her children eating whatever they want …
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