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Brad Pitt showed up for a photocall in Paris for the Oscar nominated Benjamin Button and he forgot to zip up his pants. How embarrassing. Brad must suffer from the ... Read More »

Brad Pitt Got Dissed

I’m tired of people calling Brad Pitt the most beautiful man in the whole world when that title so obviously belongs to me. That’s why when I hear some drunk ... Read More »

Angelina and Brad Snub Ryan Seacrest

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Ryan Seacrest got dissed at the Golden Globes. After interviewing Beyonce, Seacrest decided to go down from his platform to try and interview ... Read More »

Cameron Diaz Might Die

There’s no doubt in my mind that Angelina Jolie went backstage and clubbed Cameron Diaz to death after she flubbed her name while announcing the nominees for Best Actress. If ... Read More »

Angelina and Brad Secretly Married? Probably Not

At the L.A. premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Brad’s co-star, Taraji Henson, referred to Brad as Angelina’s “husband.” She backpedaled and changed it to “life partner.” However, ... Read More »

Brad Pitt Talks About the Angelina vs. Jen Feud

W Magazine interviewed an older and grayer Brad Pitt. and asked him about the “uncool” comment Jennifer Aniston gave regarding Angelina and Brad’s hook-up on the set of Mr. and ... Read More »

Brad Pitt Is Whipped

In the latest Rolling Stone via Us, Brad took his pedophile mustache and talked about how he and Angelina don’t fight anymore. Working on The Curious Case of Benjamin Button ... Read More »

Brad Pitt Got Lucky

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were also at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button yesterday. To celebrate, Brad bent Angelina over the rails and banged her. Celebrities, ... Read More »

Stuff You Probably Don’t Care About

Punisher: War Zone over Cadillac Records: If only for the sole reason Beyonce is in Cadillac Records. Huffington questions the double-standards: The HP talks about Kate Winslet’s The Reader in which ... Read More »

For the Last Time, Brad’s Not Talking About His Tattoos

A Brad Pitt superfan dialed into Oprah during Brad’s guest appearance on the show and attempted to ask a pornstached Pitt about the meanings of his tattoos. Namely the iceman ... Read More »

No, You’re Uncool!

The Chicago Sun-Times says Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were taken aback by the interview Jennifer Aniston did with Vogue in which she said it was “uncool” for Angelina to ... Read More »

Everyone Already Knew This

This is for all you hardcore Angelina Jolie fans or Jennifer Aniston sympathizers. The quote making its way around the internets today is from an interview Angelina did with the ... Read More »

Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding Photos

Angelina Jolie will be featured on the cover of the November issue of W breastfeeding one her twins. The photo is said to be part of a touching series shot ... Read More »

The Angels Are Singing

From ONTD, more scans of Brad and Angelina’s twins. At first I was concerned about Knox and Vivienne. Would they turn out to be monsters? Did Hello! and PEOPLE photograph ... Read More »

They Are Here!

Bad news for those waiting on pictures of Angelina Jolie’s twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. While they made their first appearance on the covers of both Hello! Magazine and ... Read More »

$14 Million?!

Earlier in the day, it was reported PEOPLE magazine and Hello! Magazine jointly secured the rights to publish photos of Angelina and Brad’s twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon. What ... Read More »

PEOPLE Wins the War

OK! Magazine no longer has a stranglehold on the celebrity baby picture market. The AP reports (via NYDN) today that PEOPLE magazine has thwarted the child snatching beast that is ... Read More »

Paparazzi Fail to Sneak Onto Brad and Angelina’s Compound

Two paparazzi sporting full camouflage attempted to sneak onto Angelina and Brad’s French estate in order to snap pictures of the newborn twins. A fight broke out when security told ... Read More »

Angelina Jolie Had in Vitro

Us Weekly breaks the news that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt conceived Knox and Vivienne, their newborn twins, through in vitro fertilization so they could pop out babies factory. The actress ... Read More »

Knox Might Have Been Rex

One of Angelina and Brad’s babies is named Knox Leon Jolie Pitt, but his name would have been a lot gayer had his parents stuck with the original name they ... Read More »
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