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Brandon Davis calls Mischa Barton fat

That greasy fatty Brandon Davis took to his Twitter to attention whore by calling Mischa Barton fat. After seeing her at the Nylon party on Wednesday, he wrote, “Omg. Just ... Read More »

Mischa Barton is a topless sunbather

These pictures are a hodgepodge of confusion. First, Mischa Barton starts sunbathing topless or her bikini slipped which is fine by me, but then… is that Brandon Davis hanging around? ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is a good friend

Brandon Davis celebrated his birthday yesterday at Mr. Chow with his brother and Paris Hilton. Upon exiting the establishment, photogs ignored Brandon and snapped pictures of Paris while she tried ... Read More »

Brandon Davis is such a moron

Oil heir Brandon Davis had a debacle at Paris Hilton’s birthday party a week or two ago. In addition to throwing stuff at Paula Abdul, he was making fun of ... Read More »

Paris Hilton’s life keeps getting better

In probably the most wonderful news of the day, Brandon Davis made Paris Hilton cry at her own birthday party Saturday night. Rick and Kathy Hilton, her parents, spent a ... Read More »

Brandon Davis was denied

Brandon and his fatter brother Joe (there’s more than one Davis!?) tried to get into club Hyde on Saturday, but were ultimately rejected. They first tried to get in through ... Read More »

Paris and Brandon kiss

Someone caught Brandon Davis giving Paris Hilton a little kiss when they were out together. I’ve never felt sorry for Paris until now. Even then, it’s the kind of sorry ... Read More »

Paris Hilton has a new lover

Paris Hilton has probably lost the bet with Serena Williams over who could abstain from sex the longest. The news today is Paris and Brandon Davis have been living together ... Read More »

Nicky Hilton is chunky

Now I’m not saying Nicky Hilton is fat because anyone sitting next to Brandon Davis is a praying mantis, but when your belly starts becoming amorphous and has 20 rolls ... Read More »