These pictures are a hodgepodge of confusion. First, Mischa Barton starts sunbathing topless or her bikini slipped which is fine by me, but then… is that Brandon Davis hanging around? Why is he molesting her from behind? Does this make sense to anyone? Am I seeing things? Is this an alternate reality where people aren’t …
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Paris Hilton is a good friend
August 30th, 20071 comment
Brandon Davis celebrated his birthday yesterday at Mr. Chow with his brother and Paris Hilton. Upon exiting the establishment, photogs ignored Brandon and snapped pictures of Paris while she tried to locate her Bentley. Unbeknown to her, Brandon Davis was building up a sweat running to her car as she sped away with a smile. …
Brandon Davis is such a moron
March 8th, 20073 comments
Oil heir Brandon Davis had a debacle at Paris Hilton’s birthday party a week or two ago. In addition to throwing stuff at Paula Abdul, he was making fun of her Middle Eastern heritage.
“He kept on saying her last name over and over again, and then would insert his made-up version of an Arabic language.”
As …
Paris Hilton’s life keeps getting better
February 26th, 20071 comment
In probably the most wonderful news of the day, Brandon Davis made Paris Hilton cry at her own birthday party Saturday night. Rick and Kathy Hilton, her parents, spent a boatload of money for Paris’ party at Prime Grill. The flowers alone cost $10,000, but in the end there was no salvaging it from the …
Brandon Davis was denied
October 2nd, 20061 comment
Brandon and his fatter brother Joe (there’s more than one Davis!?) tried to get into club Hyde on Saturday, but were ultimately rejected. They first tried to get in through the back and were denied. Then they went to the front where they were told that the club was at maximum capacity and were denied …
Paris and Brandon kiss
September 3rd, 20061 comment
Someone caught Brandon Davis giving Paris Hilton a little kiss when they were out together. I’ve never felt sorry for Paris until now. Even then, it’s the kind of sorry you feel when you see a guy get robbed at gun point and you decide the best thing to do is walk away. What? Isn’t …
Paris Hilton has a new lover
August 23rd, 20061 comment
Paris Hilton has probably lost the bet with Serena Williams over who could abstain from sex the longest. The news today is Paris and Brandon Davis have been living together since he got out of rehab. The cover story is Brandon is selling his home and that’s why he’s staying at her house. Clever. Except …
Nicky Hilton is chunky
July 28th, 20061 comment
Now I’m not saying Nicky Hilton is fat because anyone sitting next to Brandon Davis is a praying mantis, but when your belly starts becoming amorphous and has 20 rolls when you sit down, it may be time to invest in a treadmill. Either that or someone is gonna send you a coupon to Jenny …
