Us Weekly by way of Hollywood Life says Taylor Swift was dumped again. This time by potential Les Miserables co-star Eddie Redmayne. They say when Taylor failed to secure the role in the movie, Eddie dumped her. He didn’t want to do a long distance relationship.

“They hung out in New York City with the movie’s execs,” a source explains. “And Taylor developed feelings for him fast.”

“Taylor loved the image of a British boyfriend,” the insider adds.

Eddie liked her too, but when she wasn’t cast in the role, their romance came to a halt, since he will be away filming the movie in London.

“Eddie’s not interesting in a long-distance relationship. The elements were against them. It’s a shame,” the source says. Hollywood Life

I’m pretty sure what he really meant was he would be off in London banging groupies and didn’t want his guilt getting in the way. In any case, at least Taylor will have enough material for her next album and she’ll be happy(?) to hear all the comparisons to Jennifer Aniston.

A couple days after giving the finger during the Super Bowl halftime show, reports are coming in that M.I.A. has split with her billionaire fiance Benjamin Bronfman. M.I.A. supposedly spends most of her time in London while Bronfman lives in New York with their 3-year-old son Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman. And it seems Bronfman has already moved on.

Bronfman looked like he was on a date last week when he was spotted at the Schomburg Center for Research in Black Culture in Harlem with a beautiful woman. NYDN

Asked for comment, M.I.A. gave the finger, once again sending the nation into a state of panic. Ahh! How do we stop this foreign devil?! Someone think of the children!

PEOPLE’s title “Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis Living ‘Sad’ Separate Lives” sounds like the death knell for Johnny and Vanessa’s relationship. They haven’t been seen on the red carpet together for over a year and sources say they don’t even live together. Some in their circle say after 14 years, they’ve already split. “It’s so sad,” says an insider.

Usually PEOPLE has a good track record with rumors because they’re always kissing celebrity ass. Not like me. Whenever I ask for comment, the person on the other line goes “ksscchhh… breaking up… kscchhhh… can’t hear you.” At first, I thought it was just bad reception, but after the sixth time, I’m starting to wonder.

Demi Lovato is almost 20-years-old which is like 60 to Wilmer Valderrama. Hence, he dumped her. Lovato hinted at the breakup by tweeting a Marilyn Monroe quote. “A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left.” Minutes later she tweeted, “The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man.”

Wilmer couldn’t be reached for comment because he was busy waiting outside the Disney approved rehab center for another screwed up teen to bang.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ relationship is getting rocky reports Radar. Sources close to Johnny say he “isn’t handling anything well right now. People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end.”

The source goes on, “Johnny has started reaching out to lawyers, probably to quietly discuss how to get out of the relationship. They’re not married but they’ve been together for years and have kids together so it isn’t as easy as just breaking up. Johhny is so talented at acting, but he doesn’t seem able to hide how badly things are going right now.”

Wow. This source is really talking him up. The source probably wants this relationship to end so they can move in. When Radar asked the source, “If you like Johnny so much, why don’t you marry him, huh?,” the source said, “Whaddya think I’m tryin’ to do here?!”

Apparently when you fall off the map you really fall off the map. No one cared what was going on with two time Oscar winner Jessica Lange until she starred in the awesome American Horror Story series on FX which is why we’re just now hearing that she and her husband Sam Shepard had ended their relationship nearly two years ago.

They’ve been together since 1982 and have two kids together and no one knew about this until Lange was nominated for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild award.

I can only hope this is what happens to the Kardashians. Mostly because there’s a 99% chance none of them will win any award that will bring them back into the spotlight. Unless you count the top 10 sex tapes of the year list as an award. Which, sadly, I do.

On Monday, a source close to Karina Smirnoff and Brad Penny says they’ve called off their engagement. The source says, “They are just two different people.” Despite this, Smirnoff seemed to want the public to think she’s still engaged.

Sources tells E! that Smirnoff would wear her engagement diamond during photo ops, but would remove it when the cameras were off. E!

This explains why Brad Penny was seen leaving a club with MMA/UFC fighter Dan Henderson the other day. Penny, keeping things on the down low, made his way to the car by himself while Hendo followed right behind with a girl on each arm. One of them was probably for Penny. Unless Dan got greedy and wanted both for himself. Not like Brad Penny is going to do anything about it unless he wants to end up like Michael Bisping. Video under the cut.

Jennifer Love Hewitt may be the unluckiest person in the world because she was dumped for the 73rd time by her latest boyfriend, 27-year-old actor Jarod Einsohn. . This time via text message which says a lot.

Jennifer Love Hewitt might just be the most unlucky-in-love Hollywood starlet! Her latest boyfriend, 27-year-old actor Jarod Einsohn, has broken up with her — via text message, a source tells In Touch exclusively. In Touch

Why does this keep happening to her? It could be because she’s overbearing and already has her wedding ring picked out so all her fiance has to do is go to the pick-up window at the jewelry store.

A source claims to In Touch, “She cannot keep a boyfriend. She is very overbearing, and if things don’t go her way, she becomes a diva and flips out.”

She sounds like an absolute joy to be with. I can’t see why more people don’t put up with a woman who has her entire future mapped out and throws a temper tantrum when things don’t go according to plan.

Like any progressive woman of the 21st century, Kat Von D took to Facebook to passive-aggressively bitch out her now ex-again-boyfriend, Jesse James. She begins by nothing that, today, she met the 19th girl Jesse cheated on her with. Ouch, this Facebook note isn’t getting off to a good start.

Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year.

I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship. All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love. Facebook

Kat continues that she didn’t go into this relationship with the express purpose to change Jesse but it would have been nice if she did. Should we start laughing at her now or later? Sounds like she has a lot more to say.

There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people’s ability to change for the better. Although this was not a primary purpose in the relationship, I did feel like it would be a positive thing for those who judged Jesse solely based on what they read in tabloids, to see that change is always possible – even in the people who seem hopeless.

I still believe that, even if that change never occurs inside of him – because I see proof of change everyday – in others, and in myself.
I’m far from perfect, but am willing to examine myself, and my patterns of dysfunction, and then put in the work to better myself. It’s a daily practice, but it’s working.

Sure, its easy to tell someone, “I told you so” especially if you’re criticizing someone from the outside, but that attitude comes from a place called Ego, and not Love.
I know I deserve a big fat “I told you so,” from everyone, and wish I didn’t have to say, “You all were more right than you’ll ever know” but you were.

Not to worry, I’ve gladly paid the consequences for every mistake I’ve ever made, but learned so much from each of them.

Also, she’s not the girl who broke up Jesse and Sandra Bullock so get off her case already.

Yes, I am pretty tired of getting mistaken for the girl who everyone believes to have broken up Jesse and Sandra’s marriage, just because I have black hair and tattoos like that other gal. That does get a quite annoying at times, and it would be nice to not be associated with her, but that’s trivial in the grand scheme of things.

Kat wonders aloud why Jesse would rather bang a bunch of whores than be a good person. Um… *points to new vagina*

I think it just made me sad today to imagine him still in that dark place – where seeking validation through the attention of women takes precedence over being a good father, a sincere friend, a better coworker, and a happy individual.

I tried my best to go through all of this without venting, or complaining, or fueling more tabloid mumbo jumbo – but this isn’t about any of that.
This is about me making peace with myself, and forgiving myself for making some bad mistakes.

At least Kat says it’s time to move on for real.

I don’t want to sink into the feelings of regret, or resentment.
Because right now, for the first time in my life I have felt regret, (for someone like me, who’s never felt that before, this is hard to say out loud).

Time is something you can never get back, and what we do with this very present moment is the most real thing we have. So if that’s the lesson Jesse forced me to face and learn by all of this, than all I can say is Thank You.

It would be nice to move on now, and kindly thank you all in advance for your support, love, and positivity.

Life is far too grand to focus on the negative and put each other down.

Translation: I know I’m a complete idiot for thinking Jesse James wouldn’t cheat on me even though he ran through the entire Suicide Girls catalog while he was with Sandra Bullock but can you stop making fun of me for thinking he wouldn’t do the same with me?

Well, we could, but how else are you going to learn from your mistakes if we don’t make fun of you for it? That was a rhetorical question, by the way. No need to answer.

America’s indie darlings — I’m not sure if that’s accurate but I’d assume so — are getting a divorce. The whimsical woodland fairy, Zooey Deschanel, and the dulcet-toned indie rocker, Ben Gibbard, are ending their marriage of two years.

A rep for Zooey says the split is “amicable” and “mutual.” Though that remains to be seen. If Ben Gibbard’s next album is so depressing that you want to slit your wrists more than usual, then you know there might be hard feelings.

Sigh. And I thought these two were perfect for each other. I don’t know what to believe in anymore. *Tears off skinny jeans, cries*

Emma Watson is pretty hot. Especially when she doesn’t have that damn pixie cut. Why wouldn’t you want to date her? She seems nice, interesting and has millions in the bank. She’s basically the perfect woman.

According to her ex-boyfriend though, she does have one major flaw. She’s too famous. Which is why he dumped her. *Puts hand in air, makes wrist go limp*

“We had a bit of a thing a while back, but I have always been an ambitious person and I want to achieve my own notoriety for what I’ve done,” Made in Chelsea actor Francis Boulle told Heat magazine in their new issue. “That’s why I chose not to pursue it any longer, because I didn’t want to be the boyfriend of some child actress.”

“We do share a lot of mutual friends and our paths cross from time to time. I actually really like Emma. She’s a really cool person,” he said. “She’s a very different person to who she is in the media. That’s what I liked about her — she’s very interesting.” StarPulse

You dumped your hot millionaire girlfriend because you didn’t want to ride on her coattails. That’s… admirable, but also really stupid. Half of the D-listers in Hollywood just stared at that quote in shock. Tara Reid almost had a heart attack.

According to an insider, Blake Lively broke up with Leonardo DiCaprio because things were moving too fast. Leo was ready to start a family while Blake, 24, wasn’t ready to settle down.

Sure it could be that or it could be Blake Lively wanted to bang Ryan Reynolds. A different source says Blake isn’t fazed by the breakup at all. They say she hooked up with Ryan Reynolds at his apartment in Boston and making out when he took her to her 5am train.

“When Ryan took Blake to catch her train back to NYC they were making out and looked really happy together. Blake was wearing a big hat and it fell off as she made out with Ryan on the escalator at the train station. It was really early and he was even wheeling her suitcase for her! He wanted to make sure she caught the train so he waited until she got on.”

Ryan and Blake reportedly ran into each other at the Radiohead concert in NYC. When they both realized that they needed to be in Boston for the weekend they decided to take the ritzy Acela train together. Ryan is in Boston shooting his upcoming flick R.I.P.D. and Blake needed to be at a cooking event at upscale sushi eatery O Ya. Ironically Ryan’s ex-wife Scarlett Johansson was reportedly with Ryan at the concert when he ran into Blake.

“They kept kissing on the platform and looked like they were a couple,” our source says. “It’s clear she’s over Leo, but as for how serious she is with Ryan? Who knows.” Hollywood Life

If Blake doesn’t want to settle down, it’s a good idea to ditch Leo and go with Ryan Reynolds. He just got out of a marriage with Scarlett Johansson so he’s not looking to add another failed marriage to his resume. It’s not like she’s trading down either. Ryan Reynolds is on track to be a big star too and he’s way more muscular than Leo. And that’s what I’m told women look for in a man. *Flexes bicep* Grrr.

After five months of dating and multiple trips to far away destinations such as Monte Carlo, Cannes and Venice, Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio have split. Reps for both confirm to Us that they “remain friends.”

Blake Lively was the perfect rebound girl. Young, hot, nice boobs, looks great naked. But she had everything working against her. Leo’s five-year relationship with supermodel Bar Refaeli, Leo’s mom reportedly didn’t like her. It was doomed from the start. It also didn’t help that I’d call Leo every day and threaten to beat him up if he didn’t breakup with her.