Miley Cyrus is single

Good news for Justin Gaston. He’ll no longer have to worry about being prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law because, despite the fact he has a shirt woven ... Read More »

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli are done

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have broken up again. A source says they’re just taking time off, but the truth is it’ll be forever when yours truly swoops in with ... Read More »

Ha ha, you suck, Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge almost had it all: More seasons of The Hills and an up-and-coming actor/boyfriend in Chris Pine (Captain Kirk in Star Trek). Now she has nothing because The Hills ... Read More »

Chrstina Ricci broke off her engagement

Christina Ricci and her fivehead broke off her engagement with comedian Owen Benjamin after the two got into an argument at Owen’s birthday party. They reevaluated things and broke off ... Read More »

The Enquirer says Brad and Angie are done

Big unconfirmed news of the day coming from a source with a spotty track record. The couple that is the glue that binds Hollywood together and that every regular couple ... Read More »

Lindsay seeks comfort on the cover of Us Weekly

Lindsay Lohan was finally dumped by Samantha Ronson over the weekend and after burying her face in her hands for a day or so, she went to Us Weekly to ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan confirms split, Ronson wants restraining order

Just yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was blaming the paparazzi and Ronson family members for making her boyfriend Samantha Ronson change all her locks. She kept saying this while she couldn’t get ... Read More »

Madonna ends it with Jesus

Madonna and Jesus Luz are done. She finally realized her gnarled body was too old for him after she heard about the romantic weekend he spent with a lingerie model. ... Read More »