Mary-Kate Olsen is single

For those of you that still hold out hope that Mary-Kate Olsen will magically turn into Megan Fox levels of hot just like you hoped she would when you stumbled upon the website with the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen 18th birthday countdown clock, I’ve got good news.


Jesus Luz ditches Madonna

The Chicago Sun-Times says Jesus Luz dumped Madonna after realizing the 100 year age difference between them precluded them from having the same interests.