According to a report from OK! Magazine, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are fighting to save their marriage. Even though they were on a break, this was bound to happen when the world including BAG found out Megan slept with that dork Shia LaBeouf.

Though now, OK! Magazine reports that Megan and Brian are desperately trying to save their marriage. “He has really upset Megan and Brian,” a close source explains. “They went through an incredibly rocky period when she and Shia were filming Transofmers: Revenge of the Fallen…having Shia run his mouth now and brag about sleeping with Megan is awful for them.”

Though was it really cheating? “…technically [Megan] didn’t do anything wrong since they were on break. [Still], they are so angry at Shia.” We hope this love triangle dies out very soon! [Hollywood Life]

Whatever. I’d have bragged too. Megan Fox is hot and it’d really help dispel those viscous rumors that I sleep with dolls. First of all, I don’t. Second of all, they’re called action figures.

In a new interview with Details, Shia LaBeouf was asked if he and Megan Fox ever slept together while filming Transformers. He nodded his head and the interviewer most likely gave him a high five.

Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.” [Details]

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green seemed to hit a rough patch two years ago when the second Transformers came out so he might be telling the truth. But I have a few followup questions to see if he’s lying. First, what was having sex with Megan Fox like? Second, does her vagina really smell like roses? Third, do you have any of her panties I can smell? Don’t ask why these questions are relevant. Just answer them, man! Do you want people to believe you or not?!

Followup to the followup questions. Did you bang Rosie Huntington-Whiteley too? If so, does your girlfriend Karolyn Pho know? Also, I hate you.

This is a little old but hat tip to Celebslam who unearthed it. Seriously, is nothing interesting going on today besides The Rock being awesome at Splash Mountain?

Anyway, Megan Fox recently went on a vacation to Hawaii with her husband Brian Austin Green where they renewed their vows. But that’s not all they did. They also planned on swimming with sharks. That is if Brian Austin Green would stop crying like a baby.

“My husband is terrified of sharks but we’re going to do it anyway,” Fox told me. “Sharks don’t usually go where there are tons of dolphins so we can do it. I didn’t used to be [scared of sharks], but I am now because of him. His fear is so intense, it’s smothered me and now I’m afraid.” [E!]

You hear that? BAG’s fear is so infectious that everyone around him catches it. And if you think it’s just sharks he cries over, think again. He basically bawls over everything. Because he’s a big pussy.

“He’s very sensitive and very emotional. He’s a Cancer so he’s very all about feelings and relationships and he cries about everything. He’ll want to do it so I’ll do it for him.”

How did this guy land Megan Fox? According to my “friend”, chicks don’t actually dig guys who cry a lot. I mean, they always say they want a sensitive guy, but when it comes down to it and you cry in front of them because your friends are playing keep-a-way with your messenger bag they’re all like, “haha, shut up, fag.”

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green went out for sushi in Studio City on Wednesday and if the picture above is any indication, BAG hasn’t seen a paparazzo for a very, very long time. He’s like a bunny meeting a human for the very first time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucFsl-gpH-Q&feature=player_embedded

Megan Fox values her privacy which is why you don’t hear anything about her home life in the news. Privacy is also the main reason she secretly married in Hawaii with only a few select friends and family and, um, all the cameras to document everything. From PEOPLE:

The actress, 24, walked down the sandy aisle to meet her groom outside the Four Seasons in Ka’upulehu, and they were wed by a local kahuna, a Hawaiian priest. Kassius (whose mother is Green’s ex, Vanessa Marcil) was also the groom’s best man, and sported a jade bracelet blessed with ocean water.

No word on how much the photos were sold for or how I managed to sneak into their closet on their honeymoon. A gentleman never tells.

UsWeekly reports that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are engaged. He proposed to her at the beach of the Four Seasons hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. He got down on one knee, asked for her hand in marriage and then quickly lost the 2-carat ring in the sand. What a spaz.

“I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness tells Us Weekly of the beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. “Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand.”

“Security and maintenance staff spent a couple of hours looking for it,” another source tells Us Weekly. “No one found it.”

A good idea would have been to look at where he dropped it. Then again maybe there was no ring. That’s actually a good idea. If I ever propose to a girl, I’ll do it at the beach and tell her I dropped the ring and now it’s lost forever. Then it’ll be like I never proposed and then, while she’s still in a euphoric state, I’ll skip town and change my name. Because she’s pregnant, you see.

In an interview in the October issue of Rolling Stone, Megan Fox admits to having a bad temper. She talks about often asking boyfriend Brian Austin Green to step away before she either stabs him with something pointy or shoots him in the leg.

“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

This is why I would have sex with Megan Fox in chainmail and it’s also why I would finish in less than a minute. For you cannot stab what is not there. *Waves hand in air like a magician and disappears with a puff of smoke* Muahahaha.

Megan Fox was also doing interviews to promote Jennifer’s Body when a dude from National Lampoon told her to put a bag over her head. Check it out here.

Even though she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox tells Extra that she’s not marrying any time soon. Just like Angelina Jolie!

“I’m not going to be married — I’m not the marrying type,” Fox admits to “Extra” on the set of her new film, adding, “and I know what your next question is going to be — you’re going to ask me, ‘Why are you engaged if you’re not the marrying type?’”

The sexy “Transformers” star explains, “I am impulsive and I love my boyfriend, but I have no plans of getting married any time soon.”

I have no plans to marry any time soon either. Not because I have no one to propose to — that Asian bride I ordered has been dropping hints — but because I have principles. In that way, Megan Fox and I are a lot alike. We should hang out or something. Maybe dinner at my place? Say around 9ish?

Remember when Megan Fox broke up with Brian Austin Green, but then later was seen doing everything with Brian Austin Green, leading everyone to suspect she was still with Brian Austin Green? Well, turns out she may still be broken up with Brian Austin Green.

Ted Casablanca of E! says Megan Fox has moved out of her shared Hollywood Hills home with Brian Austin Green and checked into a hotel.

Oh, sure. She’s broken up. Now. Yet, when I follow her into the ladies room and ask if she’s single, she always says “no”. How convenient. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think she was trying to avoid me.

Here are those photos from yesterday just because.

According to Ted Casablanca at E!, another man was the reason Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox split ever so briefly. Megan was allegedly spending a lot of time with this guy who may or may not be Robbert Pattinson and Green got jealous.

“They are both crazy jealous,” dishes the insider, adding that while BAG is pretty secure with his rising hot fiancée, “they both know how to push each other’s buttons.”

If this were me, she could hang out with whatever guy she wants. I wouldn’t approve and maybe I’d get a little jealous, but Megan Fox is ridiculously hot. If you told me I’d have to put my penis through a bear trap to get to her vagina, I’d close my eyes, clench my teeth and pray I make it in without setting it off.

Megan Fox recently announced that she and Brian Austin Green were over, but just the other day they were spotted together hanging out. If you’re wondering if there was a sexy reason for this, congratulations, you’re in luck. According to Star:

For the first two days after their split, it appeared Megan had relocated to a nearby hotel, a source tells Star. “But she returned both nights to stay over with Brian!”

So why can’t they stay away? Despite their problems, they have a superhot sex life. “They’ve had problems with every facet with their relationship — except in bed,” says a friend.

I can relate. Women are always impressed by my sexy bedroom moves and are never able to leave. Not once has there been a complaint. So what if most of the time they’re bound and gagged? I don’t think that’s really relevant to this conversation, mister.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have called off their 2-year-old engagement. Presumably because Megan Fox is hot and Brian looks like a big douche.

“The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells Us exclusively. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”

Yes! Now when I fantasize about swooping in to pick up Megan in my winged chariot, I won’t have to tell that Brian guy sitting next to her, “Sorry, dude. This is only a two-seater.” I can’t begin to describe to you how awkward it was.

Brian Austin Green was nowhere to be seen on the red carpet of the Golden Globes last Sunday with his fiancee Megan Fox not because I cut him out of every photo I had of her in a jealous fit of rage, but because he stayed at home diddling with his guitar. When asked where her boyfriend was,

The sexy actress finally exploded and hissed, “He doesn’t wanna be here. He doesn’t want to be my date. He’s a man, he has an ego.”

Quizzed further, Fox explained the actor was probably at home, making music.

She added, “I don’t think he cares (about the Golden Globes).”

Only an idiot would have ditched Megan Fox to play with himself at home. If this were me, I would have wheeled her there on a golden chariot. If Megan wanted, I’d BE her red carpet. I’d flop around the floor and have her walk on me so her heavenly feet would never have to touch the godless pavement. Basically, I’d do anything as long as I’d get laid that night. Does she need me to punch every cast member of The Hills in the face? Because I’ll do it. I mean, I’m going to do it anyway, but two birds with one stone and all that.