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Britney is forgetful

Apparently, Britney Spears stumbles around in a blind stupor most of the day. Which explains why an Elle magazine shoot she did during her Circus tour turned into a disaster. ... Read More »

Britney Spears still in that bikini

Holy crap. Are those abs? Those things haven’t been heard from since 1999. They’re probably wincing in pain because they haven’t seen sunlight in 10 years. Read More »

Britney Spears is on vacation

Has anybody thought that Britney Spears would make the perfect dinosaur? She has those thick, muscular legs, an insatiable appetite and is slow and lumbering. If we were in the ... Read More »

Britney accosted on stage by superfan

During a performance in Connecticut, a psycho fan skipped onto the stage to dance with Britney during “Womanizer”. Britney wasn’t too thrilled. You can tell because she freaked the hell ... Read More »

Britney’s tampon is hanging out

In reality, what you see here isn’t Britney’s tampon. It’s the string handlers pull to make Britney walk and talk. Clearly, this model has malfunctioned. Where does one get an ... Read More »

Britney’s hair can’t stand her head

Britney Spears performed in Oakland last night and during her performance where some guy falls from the sky to lift her from a chair, part of her extensions broke off. ... Read More »

Britney stalker arrested outside of mansion

A 26-year-old superfan named Miranda Tozier-Robbins, a contestant on American Idol’s 5th season, was arrested Thursday morning for sneaking onto Britney’s private property wearing camo, carrying a backpack and video ... Read More »

Britney Spears has some word of advice

Fifteen minutes into her performance in Vancouver Wednesday night, Britney Spears left the stage and never came back for more than half an hour. The crowd began booing before an ... Read More »