Britney cut two promos with Russell Brand (of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and British comedy things). Much like last year, I won’t be watching this, but the promos are interesting. The juxtaposition of Britney Spears and an elephant was a nice touch. It’s like when girls (Britney Spears) have fat friends (an elephant) to look skinny …
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Britney Spears to play a lesbian killer
August 6th, 2008Respond
According to the Telegraph, Britney Spears has been cast by Quentin Tarantino as dancer Darla in the remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. She’ll play a lesbian stripper killer and will film a sex scene.
“Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She’s delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.
“It is perfect Tarantino material. …
Britney isn’t dating her bodyguard
August 1st, 2008Respond
Rumors were floating yesterday that Britney was dating her bodyguard after pictures of the two flirting at the pool surfaced. These claims were denied by manager Larry Rudolph who says Britney is “100% single.” Rudolph adds that the guy with Britney isn’t even on her security team, he’s a staff photographer.
Way to create wanton desire, …
Jamie Spears retains control
July 31st, 20081 comment
Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears’, conservatorship over his daughter will stay in place until Dec. 31, 2008. While it is subject to early termination, the general consensus is that there is no need to nullify it before the end of the year.
After Jamie took control on February 1st, things have been looking up for Britney. She’s …
Britney Spears is trying to get in shape
July 29th, 2008Respond
Britney Spears allegedly drops $22,000 a month on a diet an exercise program designed to quell the rumors that she’s pregnant. Her regime includes:
…a £5,000-a-month on a nutritionist and diet supplements, £4,000 on a personal trainer and £2,000 on a private dance choreographer.
A source was quoted in Closer magazine as saying: ‘She limits herself to …
Britney Spears is bearable
July 28th, 20082 comments
Britney Spears hung out in Cabo over the weekend and she didn’t look half bad. Her lounging around reminds me less of a beached whale and more of a baby seal. Congrats Britney. You aren’t totally disgusting.
Britney Spears doesn’t want the kids
July 18th, 2008Respond
OK! Magazine has reason to believe that Britney Spears finally ended the custody battle with Kevin Federline. They say she hashed out a deal yesterday and signed on the dotted line giving full custody to Kevin Federline.
Kaplan tells OK!, “At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was …
It will be the most controversial thing ever
July 10th, 20081 comment
Britney Spears is planning to join Madonna on her Sticky & Sweet tour where they will perform a mash-up of Madonna’s The Beat Goes On and Britney’s Pieces of Me. The Sun describes the performance as XX-rated, even though it’s not.
“Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from …
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