Kevin Federline just got FU’d - And if you think I’m talking about the finger, then how wrong you are. John Cena has slammed K-Fed straight into a WWE highlight reel and hopefully into a pauper’s grave.
Britney wants to make a sexy comeback - If only eating pudding snacks constituted a workout, she’d be on …
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October 16th, 2006Respond
K-Fed is insecure
October 12th, 2006Respond
Kevin Federline has demanded that Britney fire all male dancers from her new video and replace them with women. Terrified of being dumped if Britney becomes sexy again, Kevin (who was also a male backup dancer for Britney) even told Spears “she doesn’t need to lose all of her pregnancy weight.”Â?
This whole ordeal is like …
Britney and Kevin are really dirty
October 6th, 2006Respond
In a survey commissioned by Cascade Dishwashing Detergent, they asked participants which Hollywood couple they perceived were the best at maintaining their homes. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline came in dead last. This is about as surprising as Paris contracting herpes. These two could hire 10 maids and still end up sleeping in Cheetos and …
Britney picks a real name for her kid
September 15th, 20061 comment
Sutton Pierce Federline. That’s the name Britney Spears and K-Fed supposedly picked for their new baby according to People and their “source” which is probably some guy posting in the comment section. Remember that name because I won’t. As far as I’m concerned, I’m just calling these two Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, which is what I …
Britney Spears expands the brood
September 12th, 2006Respond
Us is reporting Britney Spears gave birth to Jailynn? this morning. Actually, “gave birth” isn’t the right term. It was more a removal from womb by c-section. The birth of her 6lb 11oz baby boy came 2 days before her other son Sean Preston’s birthday. This is Kevin Federline’s fourth child.
A while back, it was …
Britney Spears has a mental disability
August 29th, 2006Respond
Britney Spears has registered online at Petit Tresor for “thousands of dollars” worth of baby gifts. For those of you not in the know, Petit Tresor is a kiddie store frequented by celebs. Included in the registry is a $1,200 chandelier featuring little airplanes.
“Oh, it’s not a fake, she’s having a baby shower soon and …
Kevin Federline is going to act
August 28th, 2006Respond
K-Fed has been cast in an episode of CSI which will be his first “real” acting role.
Federline started filming this week in Los Angeles. He will play a menacing, arrogant teen who harasses investigators Nick Stokes and Warrick Brown on a job.
We’re all thinking the same thing so why go on? Instead, here’s Britney Spears …
Britney Spears insults Jessica Simpson
August 23rd, 2006Respond
Earlier today I said the combination of Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis was a level of stupidity that has never been reached. I take that back. Backstage at the Teen Choice Awards, Jessica Simpson asked to kiss Britney Spears’ pregnant belly. Britney responded with a “Hell no!” which left Jessica Simpson feeling insulted. So we …
