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People Still Pay for This

This is beyond weird. People still pay to see Britney Spears perform. Here she is dancing around in Paris dressed in all sorts of outfits. Some unflattering, some sad and ... Read More »

Britney Spears Is Still Relevant

Britney Spears has a video for Radar. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the song. I’m not sure if she’s even saying radar. It sounds more like raider. Is she ... Read More »

Britney Spears Might Be Engaged

Big news. Britney has gone a few months without flashing her vagina! Oh and she might be engaged to her agent Jason Trawick or something. Star claimed Jason proposed to ... Read More »

Britney Is Dating Her Agent

Britney Spears is dating someone who might not be a total douchebag, her agent Jason Trawick. Not only that, her father, Jamie Spears, has given him his nod of approval, ... Read More »

Britney Spears Went Topless, Sort Of

It amazes me that Britney’s people are still under the impression that they can market her as “sexy”. I assume that’s what they’re attempting to do in these leaked photos ... Read More »

What a Couple of Little Whores

A good way to get your ass kicked in school is to dance like how Jayden James and Sean Preston did to Toxic during a music break during Britney’s tour. ... Read More »

Britney Is Forgetful

Apparently, Britney Spears stumbles around in a blind stupor most of the day. Which explains why an Elle magazine shoot she did during her Circus tour turned into a disaster. ... Read More »

Britney Spears Still in That Bikini

Holy crap. Are those abs? Those things haven’t been heard from since 1999. They’re probably wincing in pain because they haven’t seen sunlight in 10 years. Read More »

Britney Spears Is on Vacation

Has anybody thought that Britney Spears would make the perfect dinosaur? She has those thick, muscular legs, an insatiable appetite and is slow and lumbering. If we were in the ... Read More »

Britney Accosted on Stage by Superfan

During a performance in Connecticut, a psycho fan skipped onto the stage to dance with Britney during “Womanizer”. Britney wasn’t too thrilled. You can tell because she freaked the hell ... Read More »

Britney’s Tampon Is Hanging Out

In reality, what you see here isn’t Britney’s tampon. It’s the string handlers pull to make Britney walk and talk. Clearly, this model has malfunctioned. Where does one get an ... Read More »

Britney’s Hair Can’t Stand Her Head

Britney Spears performed in Oakland last night and during her performance where some guy falls from the sky to lift her from a chair, part of her extensions broke off. ... Read More »

Britney Stalker Arrested Outside of Mansion

A 26-year-old superfan named Miranda Tozier-Robbins, a contestant on American Idol’s 5th season, was arrested Thursday morning for sneaking onto Britney’s private property wearing camo, carrying a backpack and video ... Read More »

Britney Spears Has Some Word of Advice

Fifteen minutes into her performance in Vancouver Wednesday night, Britney Spears left the stage and never came back for more than half an hour. The crowd began booing before an ... Read More »

Britney and Kevin Are Having Sex Again

Star magazine says Britney and Kevin have hooked-up again and again forcing housekeeping to buy disinfectant in bulk from Costco. They go on to say Kevin’s girlfriend, ex-volleyball player Victoria ... Read More »

Britney Spears Wants Out

Yesterday, a hearing was held for the restraining order against Sam Lutfi. Lawyers argued that Lutfi is an “alleged extortionist” and said he threatened to release “unflattering information” about Jamie. ... Read More »

Britney Spears Has a New Candies Ad

Candies got off their lazy asses and finally airbrushed Britney Spears for their new ad campaign for Kohl’s. It’s a little easier to suspend disbelief and pretend this is really ... Read More »

Just When You Think You’re Out, They Pull You Back In

Britney Spears reunited with Starbucks the other day and nothing has ever felt so good. The two hit a rough patch before her world tour when her trainer forbade Britney ... Read More »

Britney Spears Wants to End the Conservatorship

In a leaked voice mail made in January and posted by JFXOnline, Britney Spears calls her lawyers about ending the conservatorship and to make sure her dad doesn’t take her ... Read More »

Britney Is Getting Better

Get the Flash Player to see this content. During a show at the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. on March 24 (two days ago), everything was seemingly normal as Britney pranced ... Read More »