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Britney takes her bikini on tour

Day 4 of Britney Spears in a bikini took her out of the Ritz Carlton and onto David Letterman where she read the Top 10 list.  The list for last ... Read More »

Britney bikini threat alert: Purple

Britney was at the Ritz Carlton pool for the third day in a row. This time wearing a purple bikini. Geez. Doesn’t she have a pool in her own home. ... Read More »

Britney Spears wore another one

Britney Spears also squeezed her ass into a bright pink bikini while at the Marina Del Ray over the weekend. These photos look much like the ones of Britney in ... Read More »

Britney Spears showed up at the pool

Britney Spears took her son and her janky weave to the Ritz Carlton in the Marina Del Ray over the weekend to spend a day frolicking in the shallow end ... Read More »

More of Britney’s janky weave

Hopefully you’ve seen some of these photos of Britney Spears shopping with her janky weave already, but here’s some more to brighten your day. Even though you’re not as rich ... Read More »

Britney Spears looks decent in a bikini

Britney Spears showed up for a photo shoot in LA yesterday and, wow, she’s managed to turn her body around. No longer does her figure make me sigh with disappointment. ... Read More »

It has begun

Which sign of the apocalypse is this? Thank god Paris Hilton wasn’t here again. I’m surprised the earth didn’t crack beneath them opening up a portal to hell. You half-expect ... Read More »

Britney could be free by November

Sources say Jamie Spears plans to end his conservatorship after Britney finishes up her current tour in November. Technically, Jamie can’t just end the conservatorship, he can only ask the ... Read More »

People still pay for this

This is beyond weird. People still pay to see Britney Spears perform. Here she is dancing around in Paris dressed in all sorts of outfits. Some unflattering, some sad and ... Read More »

Britney Spears is still relevant

Britney Spears has a video for Radar. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the song. I’m not sure if she’s even saying radar. It sounds more like raider. Is she ... Read More »

Britney Spears might be engaged

Big news. Britney has gone a few months without flashing her vagina! Oh and she might be engaged to her agent Jason Trawick or something. Star claimed Jason proposed to ... Read More »

Britney is dating her agent

Britney Spears is dating someone who might not be a total douchebag, her agent Jason Trawick. Not only that, her father, Jamie Spears, has given him his nod of approval, ... Read More »

Britney Spears went topless, sort of

It amazes me that Britney’s people are still under the impression that they can market her as “sexy”. I assume that’s what they’re attempting to do in these leaked photos ... Read More »

What a couple of little whores

A good way to get your ass kicked in school is to dance like how Jayden James and Sean Preston did to Toxic during a music break during Britney’s tour. ... Read More »

Britney is forgetful

Apparently, Britney Spears stumbles around in a blind stupor most of the day. Which explains why an Elle magazine shoot she did during her Circus tour turned into a disaster. ... Read More »

Britney Spears still in that bikini

Holy crap. Are those abs? Those things haven’t been heard from since 1999. They’re probably wincing in pain because they haven’t seen sunlight in 10 years. Read More »

Britney Spears is on vacation

Has anybody thought that Britney Spears would make the perfect dinosaur? She has those thick, muscular legs, an insatiable appetite and is slow and lumbering. If we were in the ... Read More »

Britney accosted on stage by superfan

During a performance in Connecticut, a psycho fan skipped onto the stage to dance with Britney during “Womanizer”. Britney wasn’t too thrilled. You can tell because she freaked the hell ... Read More »

Britney’s tampon is hanging out

In reality, what you see here isn’t Britney’s tampon. It’s the string handlers pull to make Britney walk and talk. Clearly, this model has malfunctioned. Where does one get an ... Read More »

Britney’s hair can’t stand her head

Britney Spears performed in Oakland last night and during her performance where some guy falls from the sky to lift her from a chair, part of her extensions broke off. ... Read More »