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K-Fed rocks Teen Choice Awards

I can’t tell you how bummed out I am to have missed Kevin Federline at the Teen Choice Awards. Luckily, someone posted his performance on Youtube. K-Fed said he was ... Read More »

Kevin Federline has sharks

Britney Spears is making Kevin Federline get rid of his six pet sharks. She’s starting to get nervous with her second baby on the way and fears for her children’s ... Read More »

Kevin Federline found a label

Seeing as how no label wants to release K-Fed’s new album Playing With Fire, Kevin decided to start his own record label, Federation Records. The first release for Federation Records ... Read More »

Britney Spears is fashionable

Congratulations Britney Spears. I had no idea hot pink muumuus were back in style. Pregnant women of the world take heed. If you want to be hip, Britney Spears has ... Read More »

Britney Spears is strange

Is Britney Spears really this much of a moron? This is all you need to prove Britney Spears is mentally challenged. We are to presume Britney has missed out on ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera is the bigger man

Christina Aguilera has been said to have put the feud between her and Britney Spears behind her. Here’s a little history. Aguilera called Britney and Kevin’s wedding cheap and said ... Read More »

Britney Spears has a new little helper

Britney Spears has hired Ben Affleck to be her new manny. No one is sure how Jennifer Garner feels about this or how Ben got fat, but if you know ... Read More »

Britney Spears is insightful

Britney Spears is naked and pregnant in the August issue of Bazaar and she has a few things to say. Even though expectant mom Britney Spears poses nude on the cover ... Read More »