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Lynne Spears is on TV y’all

Lynne Spears went on the Today Show to promote her book, Through the Storm, and talk about raising her two daughters. Lynne explains why she wrote the book: “I wanted ... Read More »

Britney’s new album is imminent

Mark your calendars. Britney’s new album titled Circus — because her life is one, get it?! — will be released December 2nd, coinciding with her 27th birthday. Much like Blackout, ... Read More »

Britney won three Moonmen

Britney Spears had never won an award at the MTV VMAs until last night when she picked up three mighty Moonmen which finally validated her existence. She won for Best ... Read More »

Britney’s mom regrets letting her sleep around and do drugs

Lynne Spears’ tell-all about Britney Spears is being hyped as much as possible with bits of information being released here and there. The latest are the shocking revelations that Britney ... Read More »

Britney is doing something at the VMAs

Yesterday, MTV finally made known — I was waiting with baited breath — what Britney’s role would be during the VMAs. Britney will be opening the 2008 VMAs, but she ... Read More »

Britney Spears was in Vegas

Britney Spears hit up Vegas over the Labor Day weekend and romped around poolside in a bikini. She didn’t look too bad. Does this mean she’ll have some sort of ... Read More »

Britney won’t perform at the VMAs

After cutting two promo reels for MTV’s Video Music Awards and reading comments from her hair stylist, the public assumed Britney would be performing again at the VMAs. However, Larry ... Read More »

Britney and Justine to reunite

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake may finally be recording a song together. A song which was supposed to happen on Britney’s last album, but didn’t because of the bad influences ... Read More »

Britney went on a diet

OK! Magazine gives Britney Spears a verbal handjob in their latest issue. They congratulate her on her new figure and don’t even use backhanded compliments. Sounds lame. “I’m the healthiest I’ve ... Read More »

Britney’s mom’s book released

Britney’s mother, Lynne Spears’, book, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, will finally be released September 16. The book is purported to ... Read More »

Britney will be at the VMA’s

Britney cut two promos with Russell Brand (of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and British comedy things). Much like last year, I won’t be watching this, but the promos are interesting. The ... Read More »

Britney Spears to play a lesbian killer

According to the Telegraph, Britney Spears has been cast by Quentin Tarantino as dancer Darla in the remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. She’ll play a lesbian stripper killer and ... Read More »

Britney isn’t dating her bodyguard

Rumors were floating yesterday that Britney was dating her bodyguard after pictures of the two flirting at the pool surfaced. These claims were denied by manager Larry Rudolph who says ... Read More »

Jamie Spears retains control

Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears’, conservatorship over his daughter will stay in place until Dec. 31, 2008. While it is subject to early termination, the general consensus is that there is ... Read More »

Britney Spears is trying to get in shape

Britney Spears allegedly drops $22,000 a month on a diet an exercise program designed to quell the rumors that she’s pregnant. Her regime includes: …a £5,000-a-month on a nutritionist and diet ... Read More »

Britney Spears is bearable

Britney Spears hung out in Cabo over the weekend and she didn’t look half bad. Her lounging around reminds me less of a beached whale and more of a baby ... Read More »

Britney Spears doesn’t want the kids

OK! Magazine has reason to believe that Britney Spears finally ended the custody battle with Kevin Federline. They say she hashed out a deal yesterday and signed on the dotted ... Read More »

It will be the most controversial thing ever

Britney Spears is planning to join Madonna on her Sticky & Sweet tour where they will perform a mash-up of Madonna’s The Beat Goes On and Britney’s Pieces of Me. ... Read More »

Adnan and Britney still sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

TMZ claims Britney Spears has gone back to the one they call Adnan. The paparazzi she randomly picked up one day, hooked up with and summarily left after being dispatched ... Read More »

Christ, do not want!

Every year Britney Spears flashes some part of her female anatomy that should have remained clothed for the sake of humanity. The past couple of years it’s been her vagina ... Read More »