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Britney Spears back in a bikini

If you’ve spent countless nights wondering when you’ll get to see Britney Spears in a bikini again, like me, then today is your lucky day because here she is. In ... Read More »

Britney Spears taken out of PCD video

Britney Spears’ comeback encountered a minor setback today as the cameo she filmed for the upcoming Pussycat Dolls video, When I Grow Up, has been edited out. No reason was ... Read More »

Britney Spears slowly becoming relevant

Sources say Britney Spears will make a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls music video for When I Grow Up. It is “small part” that does not require her ... Read More »

Britney Spears will make a big comeback

Britney Spears and Palms Hotel & Casino owner George Maloof were seen dining together and possibly discussing a third, fourth? comeback show. This concert, to take place in Vegas, would ... Read More »

Britney Spears is in a bikini

For those of you wanting to see Britney Spears in a bikini, you’re a freak and should probably seek psychiatric help. Britney is currently vacationing with her dad and Mel ... Read More »

Does not compute

Mel Gibson and Britney Spears used to live in the same Malibu community before Mel had to move because of the constant paparazzi and helicopters eager to get a shot ... Read More »

That’s pretty mean

The Daily Mail put up a few unflattering pictures of Britney Spears clutching her swollen belly and suggest she’s pregnant again. But now looking healthier and happier, it looks like the ... Read More »

Please, for the love of god, no details

Star Magazine claims Britney and K-Fed have been engaging in late night phone sex. The mobile rendezvous began when Britney had trouble sleeping one night and decided to call Kevin. Recently, ... Read More »

Britney granted more time with… what are their names again?

Britney Spears headed to court today to participate in her never ending custody hearing. She apparently made out pretty well because K-Fed’s attorney says she’s been granted more time with ... Read More »

Britney blew $61 million last year

In Touch says Britney Spears tore through a staggering $61 million in 2007, paying a hefty sum for legal bills, rehab, psychiatric care, clothes, cars and most likely, Starbucks. The ... Read More »

Britney Spears isn’t shy

Britney Spears was working out at Bally Total Fitness when she thought it would be a good idea to run out of the locker room wrapped in only a towel ... Read More »

Britney doesn’t work out, she wheezes

If everything works out as planned, you may soon see Britney Spears as the face of Bally Total Fitness. The unlikely pairing came about because Larry Rudolph, who recently returned ... Read More »

Britney Spears exercised (gasp!)

Upon entering the gym, Britney was puzzled by what lay before her. “What is this vile place that straps people into modern day torture machines?,” she wondered as Ben and ... Read More »

Britney Spears to release video diaries

In move that will surely shock the world or just mildly entertain 20-somethings channel surfing on a lonely Friday night, Britney Spears might release her video diaries either online or ... Read More »

Britney Spears was in an accident

Initially, Britney’s dad, Jamie, wouldn’t let her drive at all. Two weeks ago, OK! Magazine reported that Jamie made a compromise and gave her permission to drive around the block. ... Read More »

Britney Spears is easily tricked

Idol Gives Back debuted yesterday in place of elimination and the special tugged Britney’s heartstrings so hard that she asked her dad for permission to use her AMEX card to ... Read More »

Britney is back, not really

OK! Magazine’s cover story this week is how Britney lost 15 lbs in just 4 weeks and under it: “Back to her old body with the miracle food that sheds ... Read More »

Britney Spears is a big girl

OK! Magazine has an article titled “Britney’s Comeback Plans” where they talk about how she’s stopped wearing pink wigs, makes regular visits to her sons, how her cameo on How ... Read More »

No one likes Britney anymore

Normally, hundreds of paparazzi would follow Britney’s every move waiting for the money shot. It seems the honeymoon might be over as paparazzi have reportedly lost interest in Britney Spears. ... Read More »

That isn’t Britney Spears singing

If you’ve ever wondered how sound engineers took Britney’s guttural screams for caramel fudge sundaes and transformed them into something listenable, then Henry Rollins is the guy you want to ... Read More »