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Britney isn’t dating her bodyguard

Rumors were floating yesterday that Britney was dating her bodyguard after pictures of the two flirting at the pool surfaced. These claims were denied by manager Larry Rudolph who says ... Read More »

Jamie Spears retains control

Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears’, conservatorship over his daughter will stay in place until Dec. 31, 2008. While it is subject to early termination, the general consensus is that there is ... Read More »

Britney Spears is trying to get in shape

Britney Spears allegedly drops $22,000 a month on a diet an exercise program designed to quell the rumors that she’s pregnant. Her regime includes: …a £5,000-a-month on a nutritionist and diet ... Read More »

Britney Spears is bearable

Britney Spears hung out in Cabo over the weekend and she didn’t look half bad. Her lounging around reminds me less of a beached whale and more of a baby ... Read More »

Britney Spears doesn’t want the kids

OK! Magazine has reason to believe that Britney Spears finally ended the custody battle with Kevin Federline. They say she hashed out a deal yesterday and signed on the dotted ... Read More »

It will be the most controversial thing ever

Britney Spears is planning to join Madonna on her Sticky & Sweet tour where they will perform a mash-up of Madonna’s The Beat Goes On and Britney’s Pieces of Me. ... Read More »

Adnan and Britney still sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

TMZ claims Britney Spears has gone back to the one they call Adnan. The paparazzi she randomly picked up one day, hooked up with and summarily left after being dispatched ... Read More »

Christ, do not want!

Every year Britney Spears flashes some part of her female anatomy that should have remained clothed for the sake of humanity. The past couple of years it’s been her vagina ... Read More »

Britney Spears back in a bikini

If you’ve spent countless nights wondering when you’ll get to see Britney Spears in a bikini again, like me, then today is your lucky day because here she is. In ... Read More »

Britney Spears taken out of PCD video

Britney Spears’ comeback encountered a minor setback today as the cameo she filmed for the upcoming Pussycat Dolls video, When I Grow Up, has been edited out. No reason was ... Read More »

Britney Spears slowly becoming relevant

Sources say Britney Spears will make a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls music video for When I Grow Up. It is “small part” that does not require her ... Read More »

Britney Spears will make a big comeback

Britney Spears and Palms Hotel & Casino owner George Maloof were seen dining together and possibly discussing a third, fourth? comeback show. This concert, to take place in Vegas, would ... Read More »

Britney Spears is in a bikini

For those of you wanting to see Britney Spears in a bikini, you’re a freak and should probably seek psychiatric help. Britney is currently vacationing with her dad and Mel ... Read More »

Does not compute

Mel Gibson and Britney Spears used to live in the same Malibu community before Mel had to move because of the constant paparazzi and helicopters eager to get a shot ... Read More »

That’s pretty mean

The Daily Mail put up a few unflattering pictures of Britney Spears clutching her swollen belly and suggest she’s pregnant again. But now looking healthier and happier, it looks like the ... Read More »

Please, for the love of god, no details

Star Magazine claims Britney and K-Fed have been engaging in late night phone sex. The mobile rendezvous began when Britney had trouble sleeping one night and decided to call Kevin. Recently, ... Read More »

Britney granted more time with… what are their names again?

Britney Spears headed to court today to participate in her never ending custody hearing. She apparently made out pretty well because K-Fed’s attorney says she’s been granted more time with ... Read More »

Britney blew $61 million last year

In Touch says Britney Spears tore through a staggering $61 million in 2007, paying a hefty sum for legal bills, rehab, psychiatric care, clothes, cars and most likely, Starbucks. The ... Read More »

Britney Spears isn’t shy

Britney Spears was working out at Bally Total Fitness when she thought it would be a good idea to run out of the locker room wrapped in only a towel ... Read More »

Britney doesn’t work out, she wheezes

If everything works out as planned, you may soon see Britney Spears as the face of Bally Total Fitness. The unlikely pairing came about because Larry Rudolph, who recently returned ... Read More »