If you’re wondering, yes, Brooke Burke is still in a bikini on her honeymoon in St. Barts with David Charvet and the kids and, yes, for an almost 40-year-old, she looks amazing. Her body looks like it’s been frozen in time from when she was 20-something. But I guess that’s what happens when you consume the blood of a unicorn twice a week.

Side note: If I had the same 5D Mark II camera with battery grip I’m assuming Brooke is using to shoot with, I’d be paranoid even taking it near the sink, much less stand in the middle of the ocean with it.

Brooke Burke and David Charvet spent family time at the beach in St. Barths on Thursday. Though you couldn’t tell from this set of pictures I posted because they’re all of Brooke Burke and only one of them is with her and her kids. I didn’t think you’d be interested in seeing the ones with both her and David in the same photo. Mainly because I drew red x’s over his face in all of them.

Brooke Burke got into a fight with a lion. I think the lion ran away trying to hide his boner.

These could be old, but I don’t think it matters.

Brooke Burke also put on a bikini and frolicked on the beach this weekend. The difference between these and the Britney Spears pictures is that it these don’t make me feel like I’m being punched in the stomach by the Juggernaut. Right now it feels like butterflies are nesting in my stomach. No really, I think I swallowed some larvae. Someone call for help.