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I hope she drowns

September 16th, 20081 comment

Brooke Hogan and her roommate from her reality show frolicked at the beach the other day to give the illusion that a normal human being would find her attractive. You know how you can tell Brooke is unattractive? Even the water ran away from her fugly ass. It used to be neck deep.

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Everyone got pwned by Brooke Hogan

August 11th, 20082 comments

When not filming her reality show, Brooke Hogan likes to post on MySpace. Which is what she did this weekend when she put up two photoshopped mugshots of herself. One read, “Id RaThr B wiTh mY BrOthR 18.” The other read, “Thnk U 4 Lettn Me B MahSelf.” Accompanying the two pictures was a blog …

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Brooke Hogan walks around like she’s hot

August 8th, 20083 comments

Here’s Brooke Hogan walking around Miami Beach like she’s hot stuff even though you can see tons of people who look like her at any tranny club. I’m surprised she isn’t wearing one of those sweats that say “hot stuff” on the ass. Probably because the store refused to sell to her. “Hot stuff? More …

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Brooke Hogan hates her mom, turns into a monkey

July 25th, 2008Respond

Linda Hogan recently leaked an old document signed by Brooke claiming Hulk Hogan was abusive towards her during their marriage. Now, Brooke Hogan regrets ever signing the affidavit filled with “exaggerations and fabrications about father Terry’s behavior during the marriage.” She has since asked that it not be filed in court and says she only …

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No, no, a million times no

July 23rd, 20082 comments

I linked to this earlier in the day, but this is something so disturbing that it is my duty to warn all of you. Playboy, long known for their pornographic spreads of mostly blonde beauties, have made the decision to go into she-male porn.
Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s …

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Brooke wants you to watch her show

July 9th, 20083 comments

Brooke Hogan’s reality TV spin-off, Brooke Knows Best, premieres this Sunday and what better way to promote it than to release a bunch of photos of her playing around in Miami in a bikini. They’re pretty convincing actually. The prominent jaw line, the broad shoulders, the tree trunk legs, the man hands and the high …

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Hulk Hogan is protective

June 26th, 20083 comments

Brooke Hogan was doing a photo shoot for Maxim magazine — this is why I don’t have a subscription — when Hulk Hogan made a surprise appearance to oversee the shoot. Hulk wanted to make sure Brooke didn’t show too much flesh. Pop Tarts reports:
An insider told Pop Tarts that Hulk’s appearance was a surprise …

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Brooke Hogan sees nothing wrong

June 25th, 20082 comments

The photo above of Hulk Hogan applying lotion to her daughter, Brooke Hogan’s, ass came out in April. Now, two months later, Brooke has responded to those “controversial” photos. She tells Us Magazine that she sees nothing wrong with it and
“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He …

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