Breaking numerous city ordinances currently known as Brooke’s Law, Brooke Hogan infiltrated a beach in a bikini to further disturb the public’s eyes. The scene, reminiscent of a Jon Waters’ movie starring a slimmed and toned Divine, is one of the many reasons I avoid the beach. Not only are the sun’s rays like poison …
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Linda Hogan has demands
November 27th, 2007Respond
Despite a few reports claiming Linda Hogan wants to work things out, documents make it clear what she wants following the divorce. A share of the Hogan’s two multi-million dollar estates and alimony and child support for their son, Speed Racer Speed Killer Speed Coma-er? Nick Hogan.
The marital assets that need to be equitably divided …
Brooke Hogan is pretty
October 3rd, 20073 comments
Oops. I did it again. Ugly. Brooke Hogan is pretty ugly. Tragedy struck the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards last night as a dressed to depress Brooke Hogan made her way onto the red carpet. Clad in a much too revealing red dress minus the paper bag I painstakingly constructed for her head, Brooke dragged …
Brooke Hogan wears a bikini
July 9th, 20073 comments
Why anyone would want to see Brooke Hogan in a bikini is beyond me, but I’m putting these photos up anyway. I’d like to think I’m doing my part to help future scientists figure out what the hell this thing is. There have also been rumors she got a boob job. Possibly, but I wouldn’t …
Brooke Hogan is scary
June 25th, 2007Respond
Brooke Hogan performed at the Kiss 95.1 Radio Show in Charlotte dressed in ass-less jeans. Was she trying to be sexy? Because she failed miserably. I’d rather watch a girl fellate a tiger than watch Brooke Hogan wiggle around in this getup.
Brooke Hogan is offensive
May 7th, 20076 comments
Brooke Hogan danced around in her underwear at Sunfest last week. I feel sorry for her. She gets a lot of crap for looking like a dude. I should say something nice. Hmm. Thinking….thinking. Oh, I got it. Brooke, you did an awesome job at hiding that bulge! Props to you Bro, er, Brooke. A …
Brooke Hogan is too sexy
April 13th, 20075 comments
If you wanted to see what Brooke Hogan looks like sucking in her stomach in a failed attempt to look sexy, then today’s your lucky day. I’m not sure why ugly over here was pulling back that gut. My theory at the moment is she’s both a tranny and an idiot. This was based on …
In other news
February 9th, 2007Respond
Jesus, there’s a lot of Anna Nicole stuff. Thankfully, these news bits have nothing to do with her.
Fun facts about Kim Kardashian. In addition, she also enjoys being peed on. [Evil Beet]
Mischa Barton might star on ER. [Celebitchy]
I can’t believe it. Norbit is out. Will it be everything I hoped for? [Pajiba]
Ryan Phillippe on the …
