PETA has slammed Brooke Shields for visiting Kopenhagen Fur’s workshop back in March and saying, “I will advocate that both my generation and the younger generation can wear fur. I will wear the fur garment when I follow my children to school, when I drink coffee and when I sleep.”

PETA took the troll bait and posted a response to Brooke. They wrote, “When I was a little girl, I dreamed about growing up to be a rock star. Or maybe a veterinarian. Or a roller derby queen. I didn’t dream about anally electrocuting animals on fur farms, but apparently Brooke Shields did.”

Then they get more bitchy, adding: “We understand that when some actors’ careers begin to fade, they’ll do just about anything to stay in the limelight, including appearing in eyelash-growing commercials and starring in short-lived TV shows. But Brooke, did you really want the world to remember you as a ‘fur pimp’ who stares agog at rows of animal skins?”

To be fair, when someone dreams of anally electrocuting animals on fur farms, one has to follow their dream. That’s what Kevin Costner taught me in Field of Dreams. Like, one time I dreamed of eating ice cream. And I did it! I followed through and it was totally worth it. Kevin Costner would have been proud.

Last week, reps for Brooke Shields flat out denied fashion designer Jack McCollough did anything to warrant a headbutt from Kiefer Sutherland, but admitted to not knowing whether or not the two came into physical contact.

Today, Brooke Shields has come to Kiefer’s defense and claims Jack did actually bump into her and that the previous statements were “neither true nor authorized.” She went on that she “was bumped into by Jack McCollough and Kiefer became concerned” and “Kiefer has always been a gentleman in her company.”

Meanwhile, Jack is hoping milk Kiefer for as much as he can get. McCollough alleges he needed to reset his nose after Kiefer broke it in three places and that it was a “vicious, violent, unprovoked assault.” For comparison, here’s his nose after the headbutt and here’s his nose now. Notice the large bandage over the tiny cut. And let me guess, that scratch on your arm isn’t from brushing past a piece of paper too fast, that’s a knife wound from bravely fending off two muggers who jumped you.

[Images: Splash News]

Reps for Brooke Shields’ tell TMZ that Jack McCollough did nothing to justify the headbutt he received from Kiefer Sutherland. The original story said Jack knocked Brooke to the ground causing Jack to come defend her honor.

Reps say that nothing like that happened. They added, “Jack did nothing inappropriate. It’s not clear what caused Kiefer to do what he did.” Witnesses say otherwise, but Shields’ rep insists that Jack, who designs clothes for Brooke, “did absolutely nothing to her.”

Oddly enough, when asked whether Jack touched her or not, her reps admit that they don’t know.

However after an interview, cops say Brooke Shields is “definitely involved” and her story corroborates Kiefer’s.

Exciting! I love a mystery. But, I think it’s pretty clear what happened given all the evidence. It was Jack in the library with a candlestick. There! I solved the great mystery of the Costume Institute Gala afterparty. I’m like a regular Hardy boy.

Last week it was reported that Christian Slater’s My Own Worst Enemy and Brooke Shield’s Sex and the City Lite, Lipstick Jungle, were canceled. NBC didn’t confirm the cancellation, but crew members did.

At Sunday’s Kidsfest in NYC, Brooke Shields, possibly in denial, refuted these rumors: “They thought that because My Own Worst Enemy has been shut down that the same thing had happened to us, and it’s not true. They’re not breaking down the sets. We’re still working. We still have more to do, so it’s erroneously presented that we’ve been canceled, thank God. Our bosses are saying, ‘You’re not canceled, don’t worry. We’re just trying to figure out how to make this make sense.’”

Shields went on to claim that the show is No. 1 in DVR which proves the public is watching. Actually, it just means the public is recording. Most likely accidentally. Because Lipstick Jungle was recently demoted from its Wednesday time slot and moved to Fridays, a time slot affectionately known as the graveyard.

I have no idea what’s going on because I don’t watch this show, but haha, you suck. Sex and the City was bad enough as it is, but watching a watered down version of the show is probably worse than shoving razor blades into your ass. Why do they have to have four ugly women f’ing guys in NYC? Why can’t they be pretty? That’s what they do in pornos and I watch those all the time.

I’m glad the Colts won because the Bears suck. Why keep passing when it’s intercepted every other time?

• Ashlee Simpson shops. [Glitterati]
• Because I Said So is so good. Just kidding. [Pajiba]
• Marc Anthony dry humps Jennifer Lopez. [Bastardly]
• Justin Timberlake is a badass. [Evil Beet]
• Six foot tall Kimora Lee is a lesbian. [Celebitchy]
• Britney Spears has a hygiene problem. [Celebrity Smack]
• Celebrity fashion trademarks. [CityRag]
• Tommy Lee is desperate. [Celebslam]
• Brooke Shields comes back to prime-time. [ICYDK]
• Ryan Phillipe does the dad thing. [Popsugar]
• Jenny McCarthy had an areola slip. [Yeeeah]
• Steve-O gets thrown out of a bar for pissing on it. [Dlisted]

Thinking about it. Nose is getting itchier. Don’t think anyone’s looking. I’m gonna do it. Oh yes, look at that. God, that’s delicious. That was so worth it. No one saw me…right?

Out of almost all of these pictures, Brooke Shields or her kid is doing some weird facial expression or pose. When the kid does it, she’s cute. When Brooke does it, she’s very strange. I guess they were having fun with the paparazzi or the kid was just mocking her mom. What’s creepy is the old lady behind them. I don’t know if that’s Brooke Shields’ mom or not, but she just appeared out of nowhere. If I saw some old lady following me like that, I’d hit her with my purse. Although, I don’t carry a purse so I’d probably just end up flinging pieces of lint at her.

Nip/Tuck has signed Larry Hagman, Kathleen Turner and Brooke Shields to have their own story arcs in season four. One of the story lines is Sanaa Lathan and her husband buying McNamara/Troy. Lately, McNamara/Troy seems to be disintegrating. They need to bring the show back to what made it great and that is focus on the characters. Last season got off track except for the problems of Little Michael Jackson. Good for him cutting his hair to get away from the pedophile look.

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