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		<title>Demi Moore Cheated on Ashton Kutcher</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 18:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://theblemish.com/images/2011/11/1102-demi-moore-premiere-500x266.jpg" width="500" height="266" alt="" /></p>Ashton Kucher wasn&#8217;t the only unfaithful one in his relationship with Demi Moore. A source claims to In Touch that Demi hooked up with Ben Hollingsworth, a Canadian actor she befriended when he moved to LA.
Demi, 48, met Ben, 27, when he moved from Canada to LA. He was a struggling actor and Demi made ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://theblemish.com/images/2011/11/1102-demi-moore-premiere-500x266.jpg" width="500" height="266" alt="" /></p><p>Ashton Kucher wasn&#8217;t the only unfaithful one in his relationship with Demi Moore. A source claims to In Touch that Demi hooked up with Ben Hollingsworth, a Canadian actor she befriended when he moved to LA.</p>
<blockquote><p>Demi, 48, met Ben, 27, when he moved from Canada to LA. He was a struggling actor and Demi made it her responsibility to help bolster his career. “He was star starstruck from the start,” the insider tells In Touch. Demi and Ben formed a “fast friendship” that quickly developed into something more.</p>
<p>Demi took Ben around Hollywood introducing him to everyone and showing him the hippest spots, shares the source. She even introduced him to Ashton, and helped Ben with his role on The Beautiful Life on the CW (Ashton, 33, was the executive producer of the show). ”She helped him a lot,” says the source.</p>
<p>Ben was even invited to party at Demi’s house with his friends. “They smoked a lot of weed,” reveals the source. “Demi [who didn't smoke] was cool about it all. She and Ashton acted like teenagers.”</p>
<p>Then, one night Demi gave Ben a ride after a night out partying. “They wound up having sex in the back of the car,” says the insider. “It just kept going from there.”</p>
<p>“[Ben] said she was really hot and she took care of him,” adds the insider. <cite><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/11/02/demi-moore-ashton-kutcher-affair-ben-hollingsworth/">Hollywood Life</a></cite></p></blockquote>
<p>This is Hollywood where debauchery is king. Everyone cheats on everybody. It all boils down to who can cover it up the best. Apparently these two suck at it.</p>
<p>In related news, Demi&#8217;s ex-husband, Bruce Wills, made Ashton Kutcher cry.</p>
<blockquote><p>“Ashton kept avoiding Bruce’s calls and texts, but finally agreed to meet his wife’s ex-husband at a private location,” said a close pal of the couple.</p>
<p>“Bruce was livid! He reamed Ashton for his cheating – and humiliating not just ex-wife Demi, but his three daughters as well. He went at Ashton full force, giving him no time to make excuses for his embarrassing behavior, demanding that he get his act together FAST!</p>
<p>&#8220;Ashton finally broke down in tears, weeping uncontrollably as he begged for forgiveness.”</p>
<p>The “Two and a Half Men” star – devastated because Demi’s consulted a divorce attorney – begged Bruce to step in and stop her from committing to a separation.</p>
<p>He reportedly vowed to Bruce: “I will NEVER, EVER cheat again!” <cite><a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/mike-walker/sobbing-ashton-vows-quit-cheating-after-face-face-beat-down-bruce">National Enquirer</a></cite></p></blockquote>
<p>Aw, someone call the wahmbulance. Get a hold of yourself, man. You didn&#8217;t run over a homeless guy and try to hide the evidence. You banged an average looking blonde in your hotel room. When Ashton started weeping, I hope Bruce Willis looked at him disgusted and screamed, &#8220;Stop crying, you pussy!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Bruce Willis is a weirdo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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Bruce Willis and his latest 32-year-old wife/model Emma Heming did a photo shoot for W magazine to celebrate their marriage. Set in the Honeymoon Hotel, the theme was bondage and some toplessness.
God, celebrities are strange. Why can&#8217;t they just be normal? They&#8217;re so used to attention that they just think of the most ridiculous things ...]]></description>
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<p>Bruce Willis and his latest 32-year-old wife/model <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/emma-heming/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with emma heming">Emma Heming</a> did a photo shoot for <a href="http://www.wmagazine.com/celebrities/2009/07/bruce_emma_willis_ss?showall=true"><em>W</em> magazine</a> to celebrate their marriage. Set in the Honeymoon Hotel, the theme was bondage and some toplessness.</p>
<p>God, celebrities are strange. Why can&#8217;t they just be normal? They&#8217;re so used to attention that they just think of the most ridiculous things they can do. Like, they want to eat the placenta when their babies are born and when they take showers, they insist on using soap. What a bunch of weirdos.</p>

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		<title>Bruce Willis found his wife on the casting couch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Bruce Willis, 54, may have hand-picked his latest wife, Emma Heming, 30, on the casting couch of 2007&#8242;s Perfect Stranger with Halle Berry. Page Six claims,
Bruce was very involved with the casting. In fact, you could say he was extremely involved no matter how minor the role.&#8221;
At Willis&#8217; request, calls were placed to modeling agencies ...]]></description>
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<p>Bruce Willis, 54, may have hand-picked his latest wife, <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/emma-heming/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with emma heming">Emma Heming</a>, 30, on the casting couch of 2007&#8242;s <em><a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/perfect-stranger/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with perfect stranger">Perfect Stranger</a></em> with Halle Berry. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03252009/gossip/pagesix/playmate_hope_dworaczyk_is_unapproachabl_161188.htm">Page Six</a> claims,</p>
<blockquote><p>Bruce was very involved with the casting. In fact, you could say he was extremely involved no matter how minor the role.&#8221;</p>
<p>At Willis&#8217; request, calls were placed to modeling agencies to fill the roles of extras and minor speaking parts.</p>
<p>Our casting source said, &#8220;He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to &#8216;read,&#8217; he was there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the time he was single and I guess he needed a date.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>At first, he dated Tamara Feldman, who he had a sex scene with in the movie. Then he picked Heming for a small speaking role. Willis started dating both of them until he ultimately settled with Heming.</p>
<p>It must be weird to be an actress in Hollywood. To show up to a casting call and see Bruce Willis and a bunch of other guys in the shadows with their pants down using their penises as divining rods to decide whether or not you got the part. On the flipside, being an actor in Hollywood is awesome.</p>
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		<title>Bruce Willis marries Emma Heming</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Bruce Willis finally married his girlfriend/model Emma Heming Saturday at his home in Parrot Cay following a year of dating. His three daughters, Rumor, Scout and Tallulah Belle along with his ex-wife Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were in attendance.
It was said that Heming was at first hesitant to accept Bruce&#8217;s proposal to be showered ...]]></description>
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<p>Bruce Willis finally married his girlfriend/model <a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/emma-heming/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with emma heming">Emma Heming</a> Saturday at his home in Parrot Cay following a year of dating. His three daughters, Rumor, Scout and Tallulah Belle along with his ex-wife Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were in attendance.</p>
<p>It was said that Heming was at first hesitant to accept Bruce&#8217;s proposal to be showered with his millions, live in his home on the Caicos islands in the Caribbean and be pampered for the rest of her life. However, as you can see, she eventually said &#8220;yes&#8221; because in life, love conquers all.</p>
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		<title>Bruce Willis is confrontational</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Good news for the photog being soaked with Bruce Willis&#8217; water bottle. Now he has definitive proof that Bruce Willis makes him wet. Score! On second thought, he might want to keep that to himself.
Actually, the photogs windows were up. Still&#8230; free car wash. Woo hoo! Video here.
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<p>Good news for the photog being soaked with Bruce Willis&#8217; water bottle. Now he has definitive proof that Bruce Willis makes him wet. Score! On second thought, he might want to keep that to himself.</p>
<p>Actually, the photogs windows were up. Still&#8230; free car wash. Woo hoo! <a href="http://www.celebtv.com/celebrity_videos/pid/7TZU3MP_ZpqliFBLglc4fIWqAm0CRGH_">Video here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Bruce Willis shouldn&#8217;t bottle his feelings</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 16:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Vanity Fair will run that picture of Bruce Willis fishing while Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher cuddle in the background. Despite what some may think, Bruce doesn&#8217;t find it difficult to be in the company of his ex-wife and lover.
&#8220;It&#8217;s hard to understand, but we go on holidays together. We still raise our kids together ...]]></description>
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<p>Vanity Fair will run that picture of Bruce Willis fishing while Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher cuddle in the background. Despite what some may think, Bruce <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=452536&amp;in_page_id=1773" target="_blank">doesn&#8217;t find it difficult</a> to be in the company of his ex-wife and lover.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s hard to understand, but we go on holidays together. We still raise our kids together &#8211; we still have that bond. Demi is the mother of my children and Ashton is the stepfather of my children. I&#8217;m thrilled that Ashton turned out to be such a great guy.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s also hard to understand how that 9-inch serrated knife ended up in Ashton&#8217;s spleen or why Bruce yelled out &#8220;Who&#8217;s punked now, bitch!&#8221; and twisted it around. According to Bruce, this is a common fishing accident.</p>
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		<title>Bruce Willis makes out with Courtney Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Bruce Willis and Courtney Love were seen making out at Roxy Nightclub on Sunset Blvd. last week. However, the now 52-year-old actor continued the evening without Courtney by his side. While Bruce&#8217;s rep declined to comment, Courtney&#8217;s rep described it as &#8220;a quick hi, and then they went their separate ways.&#8221;
If you went around the ...]]></description>
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<p>Bruce Willis and Courtney Love were seen <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bwiddicombe/2007/03/26/2007-03-26_willis_enjoys_a_brief_birthday_love_affa.html" target="_blank">making out</a> at Roxy Nightclub on Sunset Blvd. last week. However, the now 52-year-old actor continued the evening without Courtney by his side. While Bruce&#8217;s rep declined to comment, Courtney&#8217;s rep described it as &#8220;a quick hi, and then they went their separate ways.&#8221;</p>
<p>If you went around the world and asked men to define sexy, you&#8217;d get answers ranging from Angelina Jolie to Bessie the local cow. But show these same people a picture of Courtney Love making out with Bruce Willis and an uncontrollable urge to masturbate would resonate through their bodies.</p>
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		<title>Fear my blogasm</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 22:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Pete Doherty moves in with Kate Moss. [Agent Bedhead]
Eliza Dushku gets felt up. [The Grumpiest]
No one likes the Grey&#8217;s Anatomy spin-off. Except the star. [SOW]
Shiloh Jolie Pitt is Bjorn. [CityRag]
Victoria Beckham walks perfectly straight. [Bastardly]


Matthew McConaughey shaved. [Evil Beet]
Bruce Willis&#8217; hooker orgy. [Celebitchy]
Anna Nicole had lupus? [HB]
Jennifer Aniston does the bikini thing. [TFT]
Jenna Elfman shows ...]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://theblemish.com/tag/pete-doherty/" class="st_tag internal_tag" rel="tag" title="Posts tagged with pete doherty">Pete Doherty</a> moves in with Kate Moss. [<a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/pete-doherty-to-save-cab-fare-by-moving-in-with-kate-moss/" target="_blank">Agent Bedhead</a>]</li>
<li>Eliza Dushku gets felt up. [<a href="http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=4163" target="_blank">The Grumpiest</a>]</li>
<li>No one likes the Grey&#8217;s Anatomy spin-off. Except the star. [<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=4088" target="_blank">SOW</a>]</li>
<li>Shiloh Jolie Pitt is Bjorn. [<a href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2007/02/shiloh_joliepit.html" target="_blank">CityRag</a>]</li>
<li>Victoria Beckham walks perfectly straight. [<a href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/28/bastardly-breaking-news-victoria-beckham-walks-perfectly-straight-on-parking-lot-line/" target="_blank">Bastardly</a>]</li>
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<li>Matthew McConaughey shaved. [<a href="http://evilbeet.blogspot.com/2007/02/hi-matthew-mcconaughey-would-you-like.html" target="_blank">Evil Beet</a>]</li>
<li>Bruce Willis&#8217; hooker orgy. [<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/3219/details_of_bruce_willis_hooker_orgy_not_for_under_18/" target="_blank">Celebitchy</a>]</li>
<li>Anna Nicole had lupus? [<a href="http://hollywoodbackwash.com/2007/02/28/anna-nicole-smith-may-have-suffered-from-lupus/" target="_blank">HB</a>]</li>
<li>Jennifer Aniston does the bikini thing. [<a href="http://www.the-feeding-tube.com/index.php?itemid=1697" target="_blank">TFT</a>]</li>
<li>Jenna Elfman shows off her baby bump. [<a href="http://celebritysmack.blogspot.com/2007/02/jenna-elfman-shows-off-baby-bump-at.html" target="_blank">Celebrity Smack</a>]</li>
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<li>Josh Hartnett is a hero. [<a href="http://www.celebslam.com/josh-hartnett-is-a-hero" target="_blank">Celebslam</a>]</li>
<li>Alyssa Milano in a new show. [<a href="http://www.pajiba.com/this-american-pajiba.htm" target="_blank">Pajiba</a>]</li>
<li>Hayden Panettiere at Comic Con. [<a href="http://www.ninjadude.com/index.php/hayden-panettiere-hangs-out-with-nerds" target="_blank">NinjaDude</a>]</li>
<li>Angelina Jolie denies Brad Pitt an on-screen kiss. [<a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/02/28/angelina-tells-brad-no-to-on-screen-kiss/" target="_blank">Yeeeah!</a>]</li>
<li>Maybe the Amish are right. [<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mollygood/~3/97424501/maybe-the-amish-are-right-20070228.php" target="_blank">MollyGood</a>]</li>
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		<title>In other news</title>
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Will Smith thinks he&#8217;s so smart and solves a Rubik&#8217;s Cube in front of Oprah. Back in my prime I solved 10 Rubik&#8217;s Cubes in under 5 minutes. With no hands. Beat that muscle man!
Bruce Willis is a primadonna. Demands root beer for cocktail. He should demand someone invent a cure for his Mr. Clean ...]]></description>
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<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.celebslam.com/will-smith-amazes-oprah">Will Smith</a> thinks he&#8217;s so smart and solves a Rubik&#8217;s Cube in front of Oprah. Back in my prime I solved 10 Rubik&#8217;s Cubes in under 5 minutes. With no hands. Beat that muscle man!</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/11/bruce_willis_ha.html">Bruce Willis</a> is a primadonna. Demands root beer for cocktail. He should demand someone invent a cure for his Mr. Clean like head.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.glitteratigossip.com/glitterati/2006/11/kate_moss_may_d.html">Kate Moss</a> might pull out of Agent Provocateur. That would sound so much hotter if it read the other way around. Er, not really though since Kate Moss is a crack whore.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://celebritysmack.blogspot.com/2006/11/david-lachapelle-says-madonna-is-cruel.html">David LaChapelle</a> calls Madonna cruel and nasty. He left out tranny. That&#8217;s ok, I forgive him.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2006/11/salma_hayek_is_so_stacked.html">Salma Hayek</a> is stacked. What can I say about this? I want to squeeze.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/11/jessica-simpson-has-sex-tape.html">Jessica Simpson</a> has a sex tape! Dear lord yes.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/11/27/bastardly-breaking-news-brittany-murphy-may-have-a-penguin-fetish/">Brittany Murphy</a> might have a penguin fetish. Uh, that&#8217;s not normal? But they&#8217;re so cute.</p>
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		<title>Bruce Willis is sensitive</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2006 22:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
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Bruce Willis has decided to not wear a hairpiece in the new Die Hard movie in order to show that his character has gotten older. He says:
&#8220;I&#8217;m a man and I will beat up anybody who tries to tell me that I am not a man just because my hair is thinning.&#8221;
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<p>Bruce Willis has decided to not wear a hairpiece in the new Die Hard movie in order to show that his character has gotten older. He says:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m a man and I will beat up anybody who tries to tell me that I am not a man just because my hair is thinning.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Because that&#8217;s what real men do. Beat up people for making fun of them. And saying Bruce&#8217;s hair is thinning is like saying Paris Hilton isn&#8217;t a slut, she&#8217;s just a social butterfly. Expect him to go to the bathroom and cry when someone gives him Rogaine for Christmas. Right after a sound ass-kicking.</p>
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		<title>Bruce Willis has great friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
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TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed by Bruce Willis against his childhood friend Bruce DiMattia. Willis employed DiMattia to &#8220;organize private family photographs, videotapes, DVDs and films depicting Willis and his family members.&#8221; The suit goes on to say:
&#8220;[DiMattia] acquired knowledge of certain highly personal, private and confidential information&#8221; about Willis and his family. The ...]]></description>
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<p><a target="_blank" title="TMZ" href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/02/bruce-willis-says-hes-the-victim-of-a-shakedown/">TMZ</a> has obtained a lawsuit filed by Bruce Willis against his childhood friend Bruce DiMattia. Willis employed DiMattia to &#8220;organize private family photographs, videotapes, DVDs and films depicting Willis and his family members.&#8221; The suit goes on to say:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;[DiMattia] acquired knowledge of certain highly personal, private and confidential information&#8221; about Willis and his family. The suit says that in addition to &#8220;other compensation&#8221; paid to DiMattia, DiMattia lived rent free in a home owned by Willis.</p></blockquote>
<p>Bruce Willis is claiming DiMattia is trying to extort him out of money and if he doesn&#8217;t pay, DiMattia is going to release private family photographs and memorabilia along with a manuscript of &#8220;lies&#8221; about Bruce Willis.</p>
<p>This guy is a real winner. Not only did he get to live rent free in a house he didn&#8217;t pay for, he made money for being a librarian. I&#8217;ll even go so far as to say he might have even gotten Willis&#8217; sloppy seconds. If that&#8217;s not friendship right there, I don&#8217;t know what is. Unless Willis&#8217; sloppy seconds happened to be men. Then that would be kind of weird. &#8220;Uhh, thanks Bruce, but I told you yesterday, I don&#8217;t like penis in my mouth unless it&#8217;s mine.&#8221;</p>
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