Lynn Spears is flying over to help Britney. [Hollywood Backwash]
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson together and apart. [SOW]
Mariah Carey’s clothes don’t fit. [Yeeeah!]
Royalty on the front lines. [MollyGood]
Bryce Dallas Howard and Seth Gabel welcome son. [Glitterati]

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Bryce Dallas Howard was at the UK premiere of Lady in the Water looking paler than Lindsay Lohan. The main difference between Lindsay and Bryce is Bryce doesn’t have a 24 hour penis parking service. That and Bryce is pregnant. I could photograph a corpse and it would have more color than Bryce. It just …

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