Big news of the day. Robert Pattinson chipped his tooth while flossing because his teeth are as frail as his girly-man arms. According to Bryce Dalls Howard, this is due to him being “incredibly hygienic” despite reports saying he reeks. Per Bryce:

“He told me this story that made me crack up. He was like, ‘Oh, I have to go to the dentist.’ And I was like, ‘Oh no, what happened? Just a check-up?’ And he was like, ‘No, I chipped a tooth.’ And I was like, ‘How?’ And he was like, ‘Flossing.’ Who does that? I don’t even floss. So he’s hygienic. Trust me.”

He was probably doing it wrong. Maybe he thinks flossing involves hitting his teeth with a rock. That’s the first mistake I made when the dentist told me I needed to start flossing. Luckily someone corrected me and now I do it the right way. By hitting my teeth with my fist. Thanks, mom! Although, the real big story here should be that Bryce Dallas Howard doesn’t floss. Her dentist must say a quick prayer and make a cross on his chest with his finger before he tells Bryce to open her mouth.

I don’t know how much this means to anyone apart from overexcited tweens, but Rachelle Lefevre has dropped out of the third Twilight film, Eclipse, due to scheduling conflicts. Rachelle, who plays Victoria in the first film, will be replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard.

I haven’t been keeping up with my daily visits to Twilight forums, but I expect there’ll be a lot of outrage. At least from me. Switching actresses just like that? I will fight this. Nay, we will fight this. Are you with me Twitards or whatever the hell it is you weirdos like to be called? Let’s create some signage and meet outside the studio. Oh, on. You go first. I’ll be there, um, later.

In all seriousness, Howard seems more than capable. She’s extremely pale and creepy looking. I assume those are the main qualities they look for when casting for the movie.

• Lynn Spears is flying over to help Britney. [Hollywood Backwash]
• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson together and apart. [SOW]
• Mariah Carey’s clothes don’t fit. [Yeeeah!]
• Royalty on the front lines. [MollyGood]
• Bryce Dallas Howard and Seth Gabel welcome son. [Glitterati]

Bryce Dallas Howard was at the UK premiere of Lady in the Water looking paler than Lindsay Lohan. The main difference between Lindsay and Bryce is Bryce doesn’t have a 24 hour penis parking service. That and Bryce is pregnant. I could photograph a corpse and it would have more color than Bryce. It just won’t have the cool ghost outfit she has.