Harrison Ford married for the third time on Tuesday. He and Calista Flockhart, his girlfriend of 8 years, were wed in New Mexico by Governor Bill Richardson in his mansion in Santa Fe. The marriage license was filed Wednesday.

Harrison Ford is 67. Calista Flockhart is 45. 22 years may seem like a big age gap but when you’re that old, it doesn’t matter much. Gravity has done its worst. When they have sex, their skins probably pour into each other like they were made of liquid metal like the T1000.

Ashton Kutcher Twittered Demi’s ass: Ashton Kutcher showed the world what Twitter is really for. Photographing your hot wife’s ass while she’s bent over and unaware and posting it all over the internet.

Jade Goody died: UK reality TV star succumbed to cancer on Sunday, Mother’s Day in the UK. Her publicisit confirmed: “She had been pretty much asleep for the last 24 hours,” he says, adding she died “just before 4 o’clock this morning.”

Harrison Ford is engaged: After 7 years of dating, Harison Ford, 66, asked Calista Flockhart, 44, to mary him on Valentine’s Day while they were on vacation. Their marriage will last 1 year because in Hollywood, an engagement is marriage’s death knell.

M.I.A. didn’t name her kid Ickitt: Incensed about the rumor that she named her kid Ickitt, M.I.A. wrote an impassioned denial on her MySpace. Well, M.I.A.’s son’s name was finally revealed to be Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman. So, really. Nothing like Ickitt at all and definitely not as stupid.