Megan Fox’s ads for Armani were released today, but Megan has a lot to learn if she wants to be #1 in sexy clothing ads. As much as it pains me to say, Eva Mendes’ new ads for Calvin Klein were released recently and they’re 100 times better than Megan’s. If Eva’s ad was a golden goblet of heavenly wine, Megan’s ad would be the street urchin who shines the golden goblet for a nominal fee.

Apparently there are a lot of crybaby whiners in New York. Today they’re butt hurt over a Calvin Klein billboard ad featuring a sweaty Eva Mendes tugging at some model’s boxer briefs. See, Eva looks hot as hell and that offends people. Per the NYDN, Carl Wilson, a 55-year-old killjoy from Queens says, “Some of us don’t want to expose our kids to something like this – it’s borderline pornography.”

Luckily, Wilson and his sexless kind are just the vocal minority because everyone else thinks the ad is awesome. Sure, there’s a chance that someone would cause a ten car pileup while jacking off to it while driving, but that’s a risk I’m sure people are willing to take.

Calvin Klein is currently promoting their new fragrance, Secret Obsession, with a controversial commercial starring Eva Mendes rolling around naked. It was quickly banned in the U.S. forcing Calvin Klein to re-cut it. But because the fashion house has so much integrity, they’ve decided to put the uncut version online. Video up above, slightly NSFW.

“This development is not entirely a surprise for the U.S. market,” said Tom Murry, president and chief operating officer of Calvin Klein Inc.

“We believe the commercial is exceptional and hits the mark for Secret Obsession. We will reach our consumers in the U.S. primarily through the Web site, the print campaign and at point of sale. We are anticipating a very successful global launch.”

When the ad’s creative director, Fabien Baron, heard the news, he blamed the president.

“You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president — this country is so messed up,” said Baron. “It’s such a joke and it’s quite upsetting, frankly, how hypocritical this country has become. It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea.

Of course, I’m writing about this only because you can totally see Eva’s nipple in it! Hubba hubba!