Cameron Diaz was in London for the premiere of What to Expect When You’re Expecting and afterpartied (that’s a word, right?) at the Whisky Mist club. She seemed to have had a good time because she left drunk and hiding her face. I’m not sure why though. It’s very clearly Cameron Diaz. My only guess was she was hiding her real face after her makeup ran off. “Don’t look at me! Don’t look at me!,” she probably shouted to the paps as she shuffled to her car.

Cameron Diaz is sort of like the Julia Roberts of this generation in that you always hear how every producer wants her for their film but when you ask anybody on the street whether or not they want to to see Cameron Daiz in another movie, all they seem to say is, “What? No! Gahh! Get that picture out of my face!”

Cameron Diaz went on Jay Leno yesterday and described how she burst into tears when her hairstylist girlfriend accidentally chopped off her long hair last December.

“A girlfriend of mine…who cuts my hair…it was the night before she was leaving to go away for her Christmas with her family. It was 10 o’clock at night, we were running around trying to, like, just get it in, the haircut, and there was a little misunderstanding. I just said, ‘I want a little bit off’.”

“I just… burst into tears… I felt so vulnerable. For a woman to all of a sudden just have, like, no hair, oh my God.”

“I felt really bad, she felt really bad… And then I ended up writing her a couple emails after, over the next couple days, ensuring her (I wasn’t mad).”

Technically, she just had short hair. It’s not like her girlfriend shaved her head but her reaction is understandable. I would have cried too if I had to see more of Cameron Diaz’s face in the mirror every day.

Partygoers at the Weinstein Co.’s post-Globes bash at bar210 in the Beverly Hilton were stunned over Diddy’s “controlling” treatment of his maybe girlfriend Cameron Diaz. The two didn’t arrive together but after posing for photos with Paris, Nick and Kathy Hilton, he went over to an elevated back room in a tent in the bar’s parking lot where he found Cameron sitting on a couch “talking to a guy.” “Aw, hell nah,” Diddy thought to himself.

“Let’s go,” Diddy told the “Bad Teacher” actress, who our source says quickly got up to follow him out a back exit where celebrities could call their cars, away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi.

Before Diaz and Diddy could make their getaway, however, our source says they ran into three male party guests who wanted their pictures taken with Diaz.

She happily obliged, says our source, until an impatient Diddy grabbed her hand, said “Let’s go” again, and pulled her to a waiting car.

“I’ve never seen him so controlling,” says the source, who says Diaz “seemed to like the manly power thing.” NYDN

Diddy probably wanted to get Cameron home before the clock struck 12 and she turned into an even more hideous monster. Seriously. She looks like she styled her hair with a weed whacker. I’d have wanted her to leave too.

Cameron Diaz and Sean “Diddy” Combs were caught making out Saturday night at PH-D at the Dream Downtown Hotel. Which is really weird considering Cameron Diaz has long since denied any sort of romantic relationship with Diddy and it’s scientifically impossible because… how would Diddy breathe if his mouth was occupied? Anyway, the source was pretty insistent.

Afterward, the group migrated upstairs to PH-D, where Diddy came to meet Diaz at her table at about 1:15 a.m. After the music mogul ordered multiple bottles of Ciroc, Grey Goose and Patrón, onlookers said Diaz and Diddy were attached to each other all night. “They were kissing and making out,” and continued being “very affectionate” while they danced, our sources said. Diaz and Diddy left the club together with the group just after 3 a.m. Page Six

Someone should let Diddy know you don’t need to get Cameron Diaz that drunk if you want to make out with her. For a women of her caliber, a simple, “your  hair looks nice today,” usually does the trick.

Cameron Diaz and Sean “Diddy” Combs were spotted at Catch on Monday night. And as it always is with famous people, being in the same vicinity means they’re totally doing it.

“Cameron and Diddy were surrounded by security in a private booth.” Page Six

See? What did I tell you! It’s all there in black and white. Anyway, this is an unlikely pairing but it sort of works. Diddy makes popular music everyone forgets about in a month. Cameron Diaz makes popular movies everyone forgets about in a month. Combing their powers, they could become Hollywood’s most average couple.

Brace yourselves. Famous for some reason actress, Cameron Diaz, has broken up with Alex Rodriguez. One source says they’ve since gotten back together but another source says they’re still split.

“They are broken up right now,” the source tells PEOPLE. “They are still very close. There was always a certain magic between them.”

Calling the decision mutual, the source says: “They’re still close friends and will continue to be close friends. They have considerable respect for each other.”

Was there always magic between them? Or was it that no one else could stand them? The only way I could tolerate Cameron Diaz is if she was in Saw and had 30 seconds before a bear trap clamped her mouth shut forever.

A good way to promote your movie Bad Teacher is to get its star, Cameron Diaz, to make hellish faces when she goes on Spanish variety show El Hormiguero. How tantalizing! Now I can’t wait to see this movie. I hope it’s in ultra hi-def and there are a lot of extreme close-ups on Cameron!

Alex Rodriguez must have finally seen Cameron Diaz under fluorescent lighting because the two have called it quits.

An insider says, “They’ve broken up. Cameron is hurt and betrayed, because she tried so hard to please him … She went overboard.”

Much like Sean Penn, A-Rod didn’t seem too broken up about it either.

A spy tells us that A-Rod was “a hit with the ladies, with several women just walking up and giving him their phone number. But he seemed more interested in hanging with his friends including Ingrid Casares, and spent a lot of time talking to Angie and Brooke.”

So A-Rod dumped Cameron because she tried so hard to please him to the point of what sounded like she was smothering him. Wow. Stop the presses. Never in the history of the world has something like this ever happened.

Cameron Diaz is in the new issue of Cosmopolitan (which includes 4 fab new vibrators and how they work) making fantastical claims. Like the one where she says she gets better as she ages. I guess this is what old people like to tell themselves.

“I think you get better as you age. You know what you want, and you become stronger mentally, emotionally and physically,” she tells Cosmopolitan’s June issue. “But also, things have happened recently that have pushed me to grow. My father died, and having gone through that really made me think about my life and how I want to live it.”

Cameron Diaz ages more like cheese than fine wine. In 10 years, she’ll be old and dried up and the only time anyone will want to use her is when they’re cleaning out their fridge when they’re really high.

Cameron Diaz went on Jimmy Kimmel Live and hammed it up for the audience to promote her new movie Bad Teacher where she plays the sexy, unconventional teacher. Naturally, Kimmel asked her about porn to which Cameron shouted “I love porn!”

She went on, “You know what I love about hotels? How discreet they are. They always give you that little thing at the bottom – ‘Your room will be charged the same as any other room, no titles will be used.’”

That’s a relief. I thought this was going to be about how Cameron Diaz wanted to star in porn. I was ready to dive out my window.

The trailer for Bad Teacher starring Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake was pleasantly surprising. That’s not saying much considering my standards are already so low for any Cameron Diaz movie.

But hey, Bad Santa with a teacher may be actually decent. I don’t want to give it too much credit just yet but it certainly helps that Cameron Diaz gets hit in the head. And you know what? Cameron as a teacher with a filthy mouth sort of works. As long as she isn’t pretending to be the sexy one or… damn, she’s in a car wash scene and everyone is staring at her? I hate when movies ask me to suspend disbelief.

Cameron Diaz left the gym with Alex Rodriguez yesterday showing off her ripped arms. She looks like Madonna who not coincidentally also dated A-Rod. That guy must dig chicks built like dudes. He’s a real weirdo.

Who do you think would win in a fight? Cameron Diaz, Madonna or Jessica Biel? I’m hoping Jessica Biel because at least she doesn’t look like she’s straight out of a Wes Craven movie.