Justin Timberlake wants it to be officially known he dumped Cameron Diaz’s fug ass like you would dump an ugly baby on a doorstep. Oh sure, the statement said it was mutual, but it’s pretty much assumed Justin finally got a good look at her after he came off his prolonged acid trip.
We have, in …

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The 33rd Annual People’s Choice Awards were held last night. I didn’t watch it because I was busy eating. Also, I had no idea it was on yesterday. It’s not liked it mattered much because as long as we have pictures of all the pretty people then everything is gravy.
Among the arrivals were Hayden Panettiere, …

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Whose vagina is going to ring in the New Year?

Star Jones’ husband went to some good schools. Also might be gay. [Evil Beet]
10 best celebrity encounters with the law. [BWE]
Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore shop. Fug and sidekick fug are at it again. [Celebrity Smack]
Maddox Jolie Pitt is the best celebrity kid. [CityRag]
Ryan Phillipe buys …

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Cameron Diaz admits it’s all her fault when boyfriend Justin Timberlake gets frustrated. In an interview with OK! magazine Cameron says
“I don’t know if I do anything to annoy Justin. Nothing. I’m perfect. That’s probably what drives him crazy!”
Whoa there. I’m at a loss for words. Can a girl be this delusional? When beautiful people …

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Cameron Diaz will fix her smashed nose soon due to breathing problems. She has broken her nose four times yet this still doesn’t explain why the rest of her face is so ugly. Maybe while she’s getting that fixed she can ask doctors for a new face. I hear face transplants are perfectly safe nowadays. …

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Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz’s on-screen reunion will have to wait a few more years as they have both dropped out of the dramedy, A Little Game Without Consequence, due to “substantive creative differences”. Carrey and Diaz were last seen together in The Mask which ended up being a classic somewhat. It makes sense the …

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Justin Timberlake has no plans to marry Cameron Diaz. Not because he’s screwing groupies on a constant basis. It’s because he doesn’t want to “put an end to their rampant sex life.”
It’s kind of sweet Justin will date people with deformities. Having acid thrown in your face is hard enough, but finding an eligible bachelor …

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X17 Online posted these pictures yesterday along with the explanation that Justin got chesty when he saw them taking the pictures. Watch out for the angry white boy fellas. He might throw his shoe at you.
Now, Cameron Diaz has filed a police report accusing the photographer of trying to run her and Justin Timberlake over …

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