Matthew McConaughey put up pictures of his newborn daughter, Vida, which he had with Camila Alves earlier this month, on his website. Aww. Alright, now that you’re done fawning over this hairless possum, let’s talk about Matthew’s website.

What is up with that place? You’re bombarded with reggae music when you first get there. And everything is so stoner-ish. It’s like you’re required to take a hit off a 2 foot bong just to gain access.

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend Camila Alves welcomed another baby into this world on January 3. A baby girl this time to accompany their 17 month old baby boy, Levi. They chose the name Vida Alves McConaughey. Here’s Matty telling us why.

” ‘Vida’ is Portuguese for ‘life’ and that’s what God gave us this morning,” the actor blogged. “Camila’s recovering wonderfully and we are both truly honored to welcome this little lady into our family. Thanks for all of your well wishes and prayers along the way, another blessed day, we give thanks.”

Doctors should install a revolving door in Camila’s uterus. It’d make things a hell of a lot easier. Plus, seeing those babies march out of Camila’s vagina like little penguins would be pretty cool.

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves welcomed a baby boy just 11 months ago. Yesterday, through his website, he announced that he and Alves were expecting again.

“Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date,” McConaughey writes. “We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows…. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila.”

Matt is already throwing around names for their second son. At the top of the list are: Dockers, Armani and Billabong. My money is on Billabong because it makes Matt giggle uncontrollably every time he says it. “Hehe. I said bong.” [PEOPLE]

OK! Magazine has managed to finally corner the entire celebrity baby market. Their latest conquest is Matthew McConaughey’s son, Levi Alves McConaughey.

“We found a great rhythm,” Matthew tells OK! about the delivery of baby Levi. “Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

“I have it all chronicled,” he explained. “Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”

Ten mystery points to anyone who can figure out what the hell Matthew is talking about. Going tribal? Dancing? Brazilian music? What the the hell was this? A rave? That must have been distracting for the doctors. Having Matthew shove glow sticks in their mouths while they tried to get the baby out.

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfirend, Camila Alves, gave birth to a 7 lbs. 4 oz. future beach bum on Monday night. No name has been given, so here are some surfer suggestions. Hang Ten, Brohym, Gnarly, Rip Curl or Chad. Matt’s brother, Rooster (!!), expressed his enthusiasm, “Oh, it’s going to be fun! He’ll make a really good dad because he’s got a lot of patience. I’m excited for him. It’s about time.”

Here’s to Matt and Camila’s little boy. Surfing in the tub in 6 months, perennially shirtless in 8 years, banging models by 16, coked out of his mind, naked and playing the bongos at his friend’s house by 20.

[Matthew McConaughey and pregnant girlfriend Camila Alves attend the W Magazine party for Stewart Townsend's directorial debut. Image via Splash News]