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'cannes' Posts

Kanye West Screened a Movie in Cannes

Everyone has a movie to screen these days. You could throw a rock in LA and it’d hit someone with a film they want financed. So it’s no surprise Kanye West ... Read More »

Kristen Stewart’s B*tch Face

To be fair, that was just one shot out of hundreds of Kristen Stewart at the photocall and premiere of On the Road in Cannes. She was probably just preparing her ... Read More »

Benicio Del Toro Is in Cannes Squinting

Benicio Del Toro was in Cannes at the 7 Dias En La Habana photocall and there’s just one thing I want to know. Why is he always squinting? Is the sun ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Offered $1M to Spend the Night With French Tycoon

Kelly Brook is gorgeous so I’d expect rich foreign businessman regularly offer her a million dollars to sleep with them as was the case here. During a photocall at the Majestic ... Read More »

Bloated Pete Doherty at the ‘Confession of a Child of the Century’ Premiere

A fat Pete Doherty walked into a clothing store in Paris and demanded their fanciest scarf. Ask and ye shall receive, my friend. Read More »

Jackie Chan Wants to be the Asian Robert De Niro

Showing up at Cannes for his latest vehicle Chinese Zodiac, Jackie Chan told reporters that this would be his last action film. “I tell you, I’m not young any more. ... Read More »

Sean Penn: ‘The Whole F***ing World Abandoned Haiti’

With as much campaigning as Sean Penn has done for Haiti, you’d think Haiti was his illegitimate child. Why does Sean have such a vested interest in Haiti? Is it ... Read More »

Sean Penn Back With Petra Nemcova, Walk Cannes Red Carpet

If you hadn’t heard, Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova are back together. The two were seen holding hands during Bono’s birthday party in NYC on May 10 where they mingled ... Read More »

Sean Penn Spotted With Female ‘Friends’ at Cannes

I hope this marks the demise of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson’s relationship because seeing that 49-year-old pompous asshat with Scarlett Johansson makes baby Jesus sad. According to reports from Cannes, ... Read More »

Kirsten Dunst Thinks Lars von Trier is an Idiot

Kirsten Dunst, who won Best Actress for Melancholia at Cannes, was asked what she thought about Lars von Trier’s ban from the film festival as a result of his joke ... Read More »

Lars Von Trier Calls Himself a ‘Nazi’

Lars Von Trier is a weird dude. If you need proof of that, watch one of his movies. Consequently, it’s not that much of a shock that he said he ... Read More »

Doutzen Kroes and Bar Refaeli in Cannes

Doutzen Kroes and the newly single Bar Refaeli were ostensibly the best thing about The Beaver premiere in Cannes. Doutzen wore a form fitting white dress while Bar wore a ... Read More »

Kanye West Made Out With a Blonde

Kanye West’s ego took him all the way to Cannes where he hung out on his balcony Sunday afternoon drinking and making out with a mystery blonde. Asked for comment, ... Read More »

Brad Pitt Promoting at Cannes

Here’s Brad Pitt at Cannes over the weekend channeling Colin Farrell channeling Sonny Crockett from Miami Vice. Brad was there promoting the hotly anticipated Terrence Malick film Tree of Life ... Read More »

Cheryl Cole is in Cannes

Cheryl Cole was the last judge to be announced for Simon Cowell’s X Factor and today she was in Cannes giving everyone a taste of what they can expect from ... Read More »

Rachel McAdams at Cannes

Here’s Rachel McAdams at a photocall for Midnight in Paris. I don’t care if she’s dressed like a wedding cake. I still think she looks cute. Read More »

Salma Hayek is good at Cannes

Double entendre! Here’s Salma Hayek at the closing ceremony of the 63rd annual Cannes Film Festival where I’m pretty sure organizers made her walk up a set of stairs alone ... Read More »

Pedro Almodovar performs cunnilingus for his craft

Famed writer/director Pedro Almodovar (Volver, Talk to Her) is at Cannes right now promoting his new movie Broken Embraces, which is one of ten movies up for a Palme d’Or ... Read More »