The problem with naming your kid after a product is the endless amount of ridicule they’ll have to endure. Turns out Pink and Carey Hart don’t think that will be a big deal because if they have a boy, they’re going to name him Jameson after the whiskey anyway. A girl on the other hand, they’ll be a little nicer to and name her something people won’t make fun of.

“We’re all over the place,” Pink told Billy. “I’m all about meaning, and Carey feels like he had a girl’s hair cut and a girl’s name, and he doesn’t want kids to have a weird name.

“I have to get him on the boat for originality, so I’m working on him,” she laughed.

Though the couple has yet to decide on a girl’s name, Pink revealed their top choice for a boy: Jameson.

“My dad’s name is James, and my brother’s name is Jason,” she told Billy. “[Carey and I] are both Irish, Carey’s middle name is Jason, [and] Jameson – we like whiskey. That’s a no brainer.”

At least Pink and Carey Hart aren’t fans of Butterscotch Schnapps because that kid would have been screwed. You might as well pre-swirl his head before school with that one.

According to Us, Pink is pregnant. Probably with Carey Hart’s baby. A source tells Us that “she’s 12 weeks along. She wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off.”

Pink and Carey separated for a little while in 2008 but “Pink was determined to make the relationship solid. Now she’s really happy, and she’s excited she got pregnant so fast! She’ll be a brilliant mother.” Now they have a baby which always solidifies a relationship even more.

In other news, Pink has a functioning uterus? Mind. Blown.

At a concert in Hannover last Sunday, Pink brought her boyfriend Carey Hart on stage and had a bunch of girls and one guy strip him to his briefs and hit him with feather stuffed pillows. While he was being held down, Pink then straddled him while she finished her song.

Not bad. I could do without the guy though. Thankfully he left near the end because it was probably getting real awkward for him too. If this was me and a guy had to be there, maybe he could hit me a little harder with that pillow instead of just love tapping me. The only time I want a half-naked man towering over me while I’m being forcefully held down is if he’s trying to beat me to death.

Pink has been silent ever since the dissolution of her marriage with pro BMX’er Carey Hart, but she has finally opened up. Asked what she misses most about her ex-husband, Pink responded:

“I really loved my husband’s penis. It was really pretty.”

Jesus. TMI. No one wants to hear this stuff. Talk about your new album or your upcoming tour. Don’t mention your ex’s penis. That’s just creepy and gross. I’d rather hear Rosie O’Donnel describe in great detail the different ways she sodomizes a donut than listen to Pink talk about this. Because when Pink even remotely sexualizes herself, it leads to a morbid fascination of what Pink would look like naked and that’s not an image I want seared into my skull. Surprisingly, I prefer not to spend hours poking at my brain with a coat hanger to try and rid myself of some disturbing mental picture.

Prepare to have your hearts shattered. Pink and Carey Hart have called it quits after two years of marriage.

Pink’s publicist tells People, “Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”

If these two men can’t make it in this crazy world, then who can? Who can!?

Pink & Carey Hart divorcing [People]

Pink and boyfriend Carey Hart were walking their dogs down some street. Specifically, they were walking their clan of white dogs in their white outfits. Racists. What’s even more offensive is her manly stomach. Who do I have to pay to get an erection around here? There’s also a picture of Pink checking out her bag of dog crap making sure it’s still a bag of dog crap. Yep. Confirmed. This is pretty much what I do when walking down the street. Who knew people were so protective of their dog crap. They were just going to throw it away anyway.