Once upon a time there was a magical princess named Carmen Electra. She was the fairest maiden in the land. Men desired her, women wanted to be her and Carmen was happy. But, one day something terrible happened. Carmen turned 35. Her looks faded faster than normal. It was as if a curse had been …
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There comes a point in every celebrity’s life that time begins to take the one thing they thought would never leave them. The only thing that garnered them such attention. The only reason they decided to forgo college and find a career as an actress / model. The only quality they thought they’d ever need …
Carmen Electra was at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu in a bikini for what looked to be an impromptu photo shoot. Trying to claw your way out of obscurity is never attractive. Unless you have big boobs. In that case, it’s very attractive since big boobs jiggle a lot.
Carmen Electra was at a signing for her book How to Be Sexy. Pretty exciting stuff. Although, you have to wonder. If you need a book to teach you how to be sexy, then maybe you’re just not cut out for the job. Better to stick to what you know. I hear Vons has …
Carmen Electra performed at the Dinah Shore lesbian concert last week. Her mission was to turn on what I believe to be throngs of horny, bi-curious, scantily clad, busty lesbians embroiled in a feathery pillow fight. I dare say she succeeded and then some. Her sexiness also managed to reach thousands of overeager men who …
At the Max Factor Salutes Hollywood Fashion Show, Carmen Electra realized walking is hard. Apparently, the runway was made of ice. Someone came out to help, but ended up doing her best impression of a penguin sliding into the water. It’s just another day in the life of a model. Maybe next time they won’t …
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I’m not sure why, but I kind of want to drink a Coke while wearing a bikini right now. It’s really strange.
The 33rd Annual People’s Choice Awards were held last night. I didn’t watch it because I was busy eating. Also, I had no idea it was on yesterday. It’s not liked it mattered much because as long as we have pictures of all the pretty people then everything is gravy.
Among the arrivals were Hayden Panettiere, …
