Miss Christianity Carrie Prejean’s nipple slipped out of her bikini top while she was “baptizing” herself in the ocean with her NFL quarterback boyfriend Kyle Boller. Oops, accidental photo op. Tee-hee. Photos NSFW.

Update: Pictures removed by request, but check them out on The Superficial.

There’s only one defensible thing about Carrie Prejean and that is everyone has a right to express their opinion. If you think two gay men can’t have the right to be as miserable as heterosexual, married people, that’s fine. But don’t adopt a holier-than-thou attitude and don’t delude yourself into thinking you actually have something important to say.

Miss Uppity showed up on Larry King Live to push her new book. I’d give the title but let’s be honest, no one’s actually gonna read this thing. She’s 22 and the book is 256 pages. No 22 year old has 256 pages worth of thoughts I’d wanna hear. Anyway, Larry King kept after her on the whole sex tape/lawsuit settlement with Miss California USA. Miss Uppity couldn’t handle the questions which is understandable. After all, who asks “questions” in an “interview”. Prejean then unclips her mike and refuses to go any further.

Watch the video and tell me don’t have an insane urge to slap some sense into this woman. Someone should take the stick out of Prejean’s butt and beat her over the head with it.

Carrie Prejean finally copped to her sex tape and admitted to Sean Hannity that she made the solo film when she was a teenager for her boyfriend. Carrie calls it “the worst mistake of my life”. Her boyfriend calls it “fucking awesome”. Carrie goes on to explain that when she was young, she thought her boyfriend was the one and never in her life did she think it’d resurface again which shows you that she hasn’t gotten much smarter.

Later, Prejean went on Today and told them that the tape is part of a 7 month long campaign to silence her. She claims people are still out to “embarrass” and “humiliate” her all because of that answer she gave on the same-sex marriage question in the pageant.

When Viera asked why then did she drop her million dollar lawsuit, Carrie deflected and said she wasn’t allowed to talk about it. Although, Carrie then said that she believed that the Free Masons were involved and that Looney Toons reruns were beaming hateful messages about her to children. Sadly, that was the was the most rational thing she said the whole interview.

Carrie Prejean asked for more than million dollars in her suit against the Miss California USA organization, claiming that they unfairly terminated her based on her religion. It sounded like things were going her way until pageant lawyers showed Carrie a sextape of herself.

Negotiations went downhill from here. After realizing there was a tape of her masturbating which could tarnish her holier-than-thou  image, TMZ reports that Carrie will basically get nothing. Pageant officials will pay her $100,000. Most of which will go to her lawyer and publicist.

Carrie could still be ahead if she released the tape. It’d be a big hit among her peers of priests, nuns and conservatives. What could go wrong?

In August, Carrie Prejean sued Miss California USA claiming her firing was due to religious discrimination. If you’ll remember, Prejean hid behind religion when she claimed all gay people are evil or something like that.

Well, it seems Keith Lewis of Miss California USA has a sense of humor because he and his organization filed a cross-complaint demanding Carrie return those breasts they paid for.  TMZ explains:

The production company that runs the pageant is filing a cross complaint against Prejean, demanding, among other things, that Carrie return the $5,200 the pageant fronted her for her breast augmentation.

In other legal docs, Keith Lewis and crew are asking to strike a portion of Prejean’s lawsuit — the portion dealing with public disclosure of private facts.

The new docs say, “the alleged ‘private facts’ consist of her breast augmentation (which ceased being private during the swimsuit competition of the nationally-televised Miss USA pageant, in which Ms. Prejean walked the stage in a bikini).”

The cross complaint says, “Had [Carrie] heeded the guidance of the Gospel of John, who admonished only those who are without sin to cast stones in judgment, she might have avoided this legal battle …”

I kind of want Keith Lewis to meet Carrie Prejean in arbitration, grab her breasts without warning and go, “Yoink!,” tearing them off. I’d think that’d be funny in a twisted, karmic sort of way. But this cursing her with small breasts is good too.

If you had any doubts that Carrie Prejean wasn’t being a total bitch during her reign as Miss California USA, then let Fox News help put your mind at ease. She totally was. Fox managed to get their hands on e-mail transcripts between Carrie and pageant director Keith Lewis. They’re nothing short of amazing. Keith was professional the whole time even though you could see the hate rising within while Carrie acted like a spoiled brat.

The best part is when Carrie tells Keith she’s presenting medals at the Special Olympics no matter what and writes, “What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy,” and then a week later she’s fired. Check and mate.

If you have time for an interesting [ed. damn you people] read, then check out the full transcript under the cut. (If you’re one of those people, do what Laura says in the comments and start from the bottom.)

From: cprejeanXXXX

Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 10:09 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

Ok then I expect you to provide security per my request like you agreed to provide

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 10:10:25 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

Although I do not agree with your directive nor is this letter an indication of our intent to waive our contract rights, we do not want to escalate the situation with you. In good faith, we will simply ask that you provide us all of the details so that we can block it in on our master calendar. We would also want to get the contact information should something come up – like you become missing after the event or you are in an accident before the event and need us to reach out for you. It is for your safety and our responsibility.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:57 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

You do not cooperate with me, and you pick and chose the the things YOU want me to do. That is not happening anymore. Stop speaking for me. I have MY own voice. What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy No I am doing this appearance. You do not need details. Its for the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!! You just need to know I will be doing it alright

You will not facilitate this appearance

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 08:01:35 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

As we have discussed, there is proper protocol and we have not waived our rights in any way to your contract. I am happy to try and facilitate the request. Please forward over the information along with the proper contact and we will try and confirm the appearance right away.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:40 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

I expect you to be forwarding me ALL email requests and interview requests to me. I know how you are and its not right if you are selecting things for me. Thanks for your cooperation And fyi I am a presenter of medals at the special olympics in a few weeks for the summer games. So now u know I am doing this and I expect your full support. Also I was asked to fill in for a dj on a local radio show.. Ill be reading from a show biz script monday. I am doing this

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:49:07 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

I have given you the details completely. Perhaps it is not something you would like to partake in, either way, you can let me know and I will respond to them today.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:42 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

Just as you need details for things so do I. Also nice move trying to make money off of my appearances Also.. Do not try and silence me by saying I do not have a comment about the prop 8 ruling. Maybe you don’t. I do

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:43:45 -0700To: Subject: RE: Messages

Carrie,

It is for a general meeting – please see the explanation below.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

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From: cprejeanXXXXSent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:38 AMTo: Keith LewisSubject: Re: Messages

What is this for?

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From: “Keith Lewis”Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 07:19:18 -0700To: Carrie PrejeanSubject: FW: Messages

Carrie,

The Style Network has asked to schedule a general meeting. Generals in the entertainment field are an opportunity for casting and producing executives to gain a better understanding of a potential talents range and demeanor in order to consider them for future projects. They are done without a specific agenda. I have had great success with my actors who have taken generals and would suggest you give it strong consideration. You never know where it may lead and sometimes they develop entire shows around you. The following days are available to meet with them here in LA. Please let me know as soon as possible if any of them work for you.

Best regards,

Keith Lewis

[FOX]

Yesterday, Keith Lewis and Donald Trump confirmed that they had dumped Carrie Prejean as Miss California USA. The only thing is, they didn’t tell Carrie. She had to find out from Bily Bush which makes it ten times worse.

When Billy told Carrie the news, she replied, “That’s the first time I’ve heard of it Billy. It’s just because of my answer, I think. None of this would be happening right now if I just said, ‘Yeah, gays should get married. You’re right Perez Hilton.’” She still believes her firing was political and not because she failed to meet contractual obligations. In fact, she told Access Hollywood that she was on her way to make an appearance at the Special Olympics in San Diego. See? She showed up for one event.

Carrie had other grievances as well. Per TMZ:

Prejean claims pageant honcho Keith Lewis actually asked her last month if she would take two gigs — appearing on “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!” and Playboy. Prejean says Lewis told her Playboy offered $140,000 for her to pose semi-nude. She rejected both offers.

Prejean also told us she couldn’t believe Donald Trump would say she treated people in the pageant “like s**t.” For the record, Trump did tell Harvey Levin that on the phone earlier today. Prejean said if Trump really feels that way she’s sorry, adding: “I’ve shown respect for every party involved, even when they haven’t shown it back.”

Well, that’s lame. What kind of attention whore would turn down Playboy? I’m beginning to doubt Carrie Prejean’s ability to seek fame through controversy. When she goes to meet her D-list friends at a party sponsored by a D-list alcoholic beverage company (most likely Popov Vodka), they’ll be so disappointed in her. They’ll also have to inform her she violated one of the attention whore commandments: Thou shall not have dignity.

Donald Trump relieved Carrie Prejean of the Miss California USA crown. They made sure to note that this wasn’t due to her political beliefs, but because she wouldn’t fulfill her contractual obligations. Trump said Carrie refused to appear at almost 30 events and treated everyone like crap. Prejean has also failed to receive permission to perform extracurricular activities. Not sure what those are, but most likely it involves whoring around.

Although Prejean may no longer be affiliated with Miss California USA, she made off pretty well. She tricked the pageant into paying for her breast implants, managed to insult a flamboyant blogger’s beliefs in front of the world and lied about her modeling career. All in all, Carrie had a spectacular 15 minutes of fame filled with deceit and betrayal. Next up for the former Miss California: a leaked sex tape.

Yesterday, Miss California Carrie Prejean held a news conference to discuss important world issues. Namely, those photos she took one time for Bliss Magazine in which she exposed a breast. Prejean claimed that the photo was taken in between shots and that a stiff breeze blew her top open. Millions of people nodded their head and said “uh-huh” sarcastically. For good reason.

The photographer, Dominic Petruzzi, informed TMZ that Carrie did it “spontaneously” during the shoot. That the weather that day was “normal” and that “she was totally posing and looking into the camera.” Carrie even commented on the shots saying she liked them.

Prejean also noted on The Today Show that there could be more racy photos surfacing as long as there are photographers who want to cash in on her fame.

So, first Prejean said the initial photos were taken when she was young and naive, but then it turned out she wasn’t young or naive. Then another set of photos come out and she blames it on a wardrobe malfunction. She might as well tell people everything she did at this point. Like, did she do any girl on girl videos for when she really needed the money. Because she should admit it if she did. In the interest of full disclosure, of course. *crosses fingers*

Donald Trump will today decide whether or not to strip Miss California Carrie Prejean of her crown. To make that choice a little more difficult, TMZ has released 15 more pictures of Prejean with her tit hanging out taken just last year when she was 20. Obviously, she can’t use the excuse that she was young and naive like she did that previous photo. Especially since these were taken for a “professional photo shoot”. One that she forgot to mention to pageant officials.

In Prejean’s defense, she may have been doing this for a worthy cause. Namely, that Tits for Jesus foundation I started a few years back.

Update 8:40 AM: Donald Trump lets Carrie Prejean keep her crown. Carrie explained the new photos above as “being taken in between pictures on a windy day.” Trump said that there was a miscommunication between Carrie and the pageant. He also said those photos were risque, but lovely and that he’ll whack off to him when he gets back home.

A former sponsor of Miss California Carrie Prejean refutes reports that those leaked modeling shots were taken when she was only 17. This is significant because this was the only way to stop most of the websites out there from posting the photo. TMZ reports:

We obtained an email sent by the sponsor (we were asked not to use his name) and he says Carrie sent him one of the topless photos after January 6, 2009, asking “if she was in good enough shape for the Miss USA Pageant.” The date is significant, because that’s the day Carrie got a boob job. The former sponsor says the pic was post boob job and she was well over 18.

In other news, Carrie won’t be stripped of her crown today, but is scheduled to hold a news conference at 2 PM ET. Because she’s a big important star, you see.

When pictures of Miss California Carrie Prejean hit the net, she made sure to let everyone know that they were taken when she was 17. Back then she was first trying to get into modeling and was naive enough to think a topless shot would put her into the spotlight.

She even wrote an email to Keith Lewis, co-executive director of Miss California USA, telling him as much and explaining that this was the only pic out there.

TMZ said to back the fuck up because they were sent four photos of Prejean topless. And like that geeky kid who always sits up front, they notified the principal, Keith Lewis. Keith responded: “I’m absolutely stunned. This completely changes things for us. Yesterday we thought she had explained things accurately. We need to revisit this issue with her.”

Something crazy has to happen for them to fire her. No way they’re just going to throw away their investment (Prejean’s breasts) over a few pictures. If I paid for some girl’s boob job, you best know that I’m going to be putting those things to good use for at least four years. If not for pleasure, than for business by pimping them out to Playboy.

Topless photos of Miss California Carrie Prejean recently began surfacing on the web. First on The Dirty, then Perez Hilton and now here. There are supposedly five more in the set which The Dirty claims to have.

Alicia Jacobs at KVBC in Las Vegas says the others are more revealing than this and may have been taken after Carrie got her boob job. The boob job the pageant facilitated.

“I can assure you they were quite inappropriate, and certainly not photos befitting a beauty queen,” Jacobs, a reporter for NBC’s Las Vegas affiliate, told NBC News.

The images may also hurt her status as a spokeswoman for conservative causes. “She can continue to advocate for causes, but I don’t think these causes are going to advocate for her,” Ken Baker of E! News told NBC.

Prejean responded:

“I am a Christian, and I am a model,” Prejean said in a statement released overnight to the media. “Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith. I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be.”

Prejean’s status as Miss California is up in the air as her contract with the pageant prohibits her from being photographed “in a state of partial or total nudity.”

Whatever. There’s nothing wrong with posing topless after a pageant funded boob job. Carrie Prejean would reason, if God didn’t want her to pose naked, he wouldn’t have created photo studios located in seedy apartments. And she would make a very good point.

If anyone knows where to find the others, feel free to e-mail me.