The issue of OK! Magazine with Jamie Lynn and her baby have been scanned. First impressions: The pictures are very Green Acre-y. I don’t know if making Casey and Jamie look like a couple of rich hillbillies was intentional, but it seems very appropriate. I’m surprised Casey isn’t in the back with a cowboy hat on, dancing around firing dual six-shooters in the air. OK! must have showed a lot of restraint.

In Touch reported that Casey Aldridge dumped Jamie Lynn Spears and demanded a paternity test yesterday. This comes after a rumor that the real father of Jamie Lynn’s baby is an “older TV exec” who paid Casey off to pretend he was the father. Today, Us Weekly’s source denies the claim. They say Jamie Lynn and Casey are still together and he hasn’t asked for a paternity test (more money, YES!).

Teen pregnancies are complicated now. What ever happened to the days when you could flee to a country that refuses to extradite its citizens and you didn’t have to pay off some kid forever because you had sex with a minor? Those were much simpler times. Those were Roman Polanski times.

Casey Aldridge and Jamie Lynn Spears may not even be together anymore according to his MySpace page. The 19-year-old would be father has written, “ME AND JAMIE ARE OVER….. :(” next to his picture. Then again, MySpace Casey also claims to be 17; possibly indicating this profile is fake or possibly to avoid a rape charge. Clever guy. The cops will never suspect a thing.