David Hasselhoff filmed scenes for Celebrity Apprentice with his girlfriend Hayley Roberts at a park in Sydney today. I think the theme was “David Hasselhoff got drunk again.”

The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Celebrity Apprentice‘s NeNe Leakes was lounging poolside in Miami yesterday taking care of NeNe.

Earlier in the week, reports came out that NeNe, who was supposed to be raising money for her charity on Celebrity Apprentice, was only on the show for herself. “The fact that she mentions the orginzation for the first and only time last week proves NeNe was only in the game to help NeNe.” Maybe she just forgot she was representing Women Against Domestic Abuse. Quick. Sic Chris Brown on her.

NeNe’s ego had no bounds as she even tried to quit the show before Donald Trump could tell her she was fired. “Nothing about this show is staged or rigged to result in a desired outcome. Everyone has an equal chance of winning or getting fired. NeNe thought she was so special that she was an exception, and that by threatening to quit, Donald would beg her to stay and fire someone else. She was wrong.”

Well, obviously in a cast that includes LaToya Jackson, Gary Busey, Star Jones, Meat Loaf and Lil Jon, she was the one with most star power. They should have given her preferential treatment. Go ahead, NeNe. You get to choose which store you want to buy everyone sandwiches from.

At the Celebrity Apprentice cast party at Surrender in Vegas Sunday night, Gary Busey showed off his pole dancing skills to the horror of everyone. Terrifying. In that I can’t keep my hands off my monitor. Rawr. Look at that crack. My goodness, what is this tingling sensation in my pants?

Can’t security do anything about this like taser the guy? Wait. No. Better not. He might bite them with his horse teeth.

[via TMZ]

Lindsay Lohan needs a job because she’s broke which is why she wanted to be on Celebrity Apprentice despite having little business sense. While it would have been an amazing train wreck, Donald Trump nixed the idea. He told Life & Style:

“Lindsay has to straighten herself out first. And I know Dina, she’s a really lovely woman. I don’t think she gets very much credit — she’s tried. I know Michael a little bit. It could happen in the future, but right now we need to see Lindsay get straightened out.”

I still want to see Lindsay on the show. Even though she’d probably be eliminated in the first episode, it’d have been great to see her making blow job motions at Donald Trump’s son during the elimination in the boardroom to get his vote.

Donald Trump wants Lindsay Lohan to appear in the next Celebrity Apprentice. Clearly, Trump just wants to get a chance to go off on a tangent to draw Lindsay into an argument and ultimately yell at her “you’re fired!” Because, let’s face it, there’s no way Lindsay will win that show. She has the business acumen of a tapeworm.

Dina tells Page Six, “Donald is a friend of the family, and producers of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season. She’s deciding if she wants to do it or not, but she currently has three films in production, so she’s very busy.”

How did Dina stifle that laughter when she said Lindsay has three films in production? Who knows when the Lovelace biopic will start shooting. Lindsay is rumored to be in Black Friday 3D but that’s in pre-production. Then there are two other films that are rumored. If Dina is going to drive up Lindsay’s price, at least make it believable.

NBC says it’s too early to talk about casting but a source says it all hinges on Lindsay’s legal issues.

Whatever though. Lindsay should do it. Even though she’ll be kicked off after two weeks when she fails the first challenge of selling clothes by insisting they put knee pads on everything, those should be two entertaining weeks.

[Fame]

Despite the lack of confirmation from NBC, The New York Post is sure that Khloe Kardashian will be on next season’s Celebrity Apprentice. Joan and Melissa Rivers will also be contestants while Dennis Rodman, Tony Danza and Petra Nemcova are rumored as possibles.

This’ll be fun. There’s no way Khloe will make it past the first round. The only wit Khloe has ever shown was making a concentrated effort to leech off her sisters fame. Khloe has no business sense. She can’t even rely on her natural instincts because they’re useless. If you threw her into a shark tank, the first thing she’d do is try to pet one of them.